Monkeys Fist 47089 Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 On 29/04/2018 at 13:55, Christmas Tree said: Ideal first project Fist? Expand Try this. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 Aye, I melted plastic all over my keyboard earlier. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 On 29/04/2018 at 14:34, Christmas Tree said: The circle is a hole in my pallet coffee table where the patio heater will stand. Expand Not a crystal ball for the family to sit around and cheer on BAMFU Brexit then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 38733 Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 There once was a man called CT Who liked a new hobby or three He'd come on toontastic His project fantastic But it'll turn out shit as you'll see. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 5587 Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 On 29/04/2018 at 14:36, adios said: Not a crystal ball for the family to sit around and cheer on BAMFU Brexit then? Expand Nah, Brexits never gonna happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 5587 Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 On 29/04/2018 at 14:37, Howmanheyman said: There once was a man called CT Who liked a new hobby or three He'd come on toontastic His project fantastic But it'll turn out shit as you'll see. Expand They laughed at his project design But CT knew it’d be fine infact it’d be fandabba Whilst listening to Abba and knocking back bottles of wine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47089 Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 On 29/04/2018 at 13:55, Christmas Tree said: Can’t be that hard Just been to a local place who supplies this below for £299. Part of me wants the easy option but when they’re free all over..... I think they’re a much nicer option than all this plastic rattan stuff. Expand You do realise, that’s not made from pallets, don’t you? For you to produce something like that, you’ll need a minimum of; Electric sander Electric planer Electric drill Mitre box Selection of handsaws. 6 months Skill. Better to pay the money Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 38733 Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 Didn't have stuff, used debit card instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47089 Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 Bollocks. Give him an axe and a forest and he'll have one made up in an afternoon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 Did you honestly need to draw that plan CT? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47089 Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 On 29/04/2018 at 15:03, Howay said: Did you honestly need to draw that plan CT? Expand How’s he made it this far ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 On 29/04/2018 at 15:03, Howay said: Did you honestly need to draw that plan CT? Expand 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 5587 Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 On 29/04/2018 at 14:55, Monkeys Fist said: You do realise, that’s not made from pallets, don’t you? For you to produce something like that, you’ll need a minimum of; Electric sander Electric planer Electric drill Mitre box Selection of handsaws. 6 months Skill. Better to pay the money Expand Joking aside...... They are made from pallets. That model is the “deluxe model” with a few strips of facia wood added to hide the pallet look. He makes all sorts out of pallets from bin hiders to garden bars. http://www.palletfurnitureuk.co.uk/ As for the proper tools, fuck that Seriously, there’s quite a few YouTube diy vids on these things and they don’t look that hard to do. Bit of sawing, sanding and screwing. This is his model without facials Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 5587 Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 On 29/04/2018 at 15:03, Howay said: Did you honestly need to draw that plan CT? Expand To convince the wife!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 To leave you? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 On 29/04/2018 at 15:13, Christmas Tree said: To convince the wife!!! Expand Fair one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 5587 Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 On 29/04/2018 at 15:16, Howay said: Fair one Expand And chalk! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 Is your wife simple, like? Just kidding, we all know she's a feckin' saint. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 5587 Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 Let’s not forget my last Garden project Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 On 29/04/2018 at 15:19, Christmas Tree said: And chalk! Expand I’m assuming this is after the drawing didn’t win her over. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 Having the glory hole that tall defeats the purpose. And varnish your fence, you scruffy bastard. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 On 29/04/2018 at 15:32, Howay said: I’m assuming this is after the drawing didn’t win her over. Expand How is she even supposed to understand it without the circle? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47089 Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 On 29/04/2018 at 15:33, adios said: Having the glory hole that tall defeats the purpose. And varnish your fence, you scruffy bastard. Expand Fuck that! Make a new one from pallets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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