Lazarus 0 Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 Y'know when your enjoying a nice, leisurely cack on the crapper and your mind starts to wander and you find yourself contemplating the meaning of existence and time itself seems to almost cease to exist and just as thora hurd enters the water - you get shocked back to reality by a splash of cold water REET UP cadbury alley. Annoying isnt it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 (edited) I lay a chocolate nest, problem solved. Edited July 24, 2006 by DotBum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bellers 0 Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 Y'know when your enjoying a nice, leisurely cack on the crapper and your mind starts to wander and you find yourself contemplating the meaning of existence and time itself seems to almost cease to exist and just as thora hurd enters the water - you get shocked back to reality by a splash of cold water REET UP cadbury alley. Annoying isnt it? 164238[/snapback] I found it both refreshing and soothing tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 133 Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 Neptune's kiss, I believe its known as. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Maul 0 Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 A few lashings of toilet paper in the bowl before a bowel movement cushion said backsplash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6287 Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 This conversation came up at lunchtime at work the other day (don't ask) and there was one bloke who said he's glad when it happens because he said it's easier to wipe his arse if it's slightly wet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bellers 0 Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 A few lashings of toilet paper in the bowl before a bowel movement cushion said backsplash. 164271[/snapback] That just ruins the fun though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Maul 0 Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 A few lashings of toilet paper in the bowl before a bowel movement cushion said backsplash. 164271[/snapback] That just ruins the fun though... 164274[/snapback] Fun? If you want fun use a fucking Bidet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bellers 0 Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 A few lashings of toilet paper in the bowl before a bowel movement cushion said backsplash. 164271[/snapback] That just ruins the fun though... 164274[/snapback] Fun? If you want fun use a fucking Bidet! 164276[/snapback] But then you lose the comfort factor, you need some security... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 Was in a bit of a daze the other day whilst laying a batch but was rudely awakened out of it when the buckle on my belt dropped and hit my toe at exactly the same time i jettisoned a log, what a shock i got, i honestly thought i had some how managed to shit on my foot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8949 Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 the rare mermaids kiss is a welcome surprise. but only when the stool is solid, if you're a little fluid back there it doesn't half make you wince. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 Something I managed to do once makes me check everytime I go to the traps, especially at work. I was sitting down to brown and needed a piss at the same time but my knob was at a slightly upright angle unbeknown to me and the piss exited the bog between the gap of the toilet seat and the main part of the toilet. The back of my pants and the inside of my Calvins were soaked. Luckily I was at home at the time and could change my soiled strides and shorts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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