David Kelly 1117 Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 I know you gentlemen have been through a lot, but when you find the time, I'd rather not spend the rest of this winter TIED TO THIS FUCKING COUCH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 Well, Mr. Anderson, we were able to retrieve your test results from the computer. And as I suppose you already know, you failed. God giveth. And the DMV taketh away. We can make your life a living hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1117 Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 Well, Mr. Anderson, we were able to retrieve your test results from the computer. And as I suppose you already know, you failed. God giveth. And the DMV taketh away. We can make your life a living hell. 175135[/snapback] Licence to Drive? I have that on video somewhere! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34996 Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 Haim and Feldman were a force to be reckoned with like. Class. On that note... Look at your reflection in the mirror. You're a creature of the night Michael, just like out of a comic book! You're a vampire Michael! My own brother, a goddamn, shit-sucking vampire. Holy Shit! It's the attack of Eddie Munster! The latter always made me piss myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone? Class film more than the line, but Richard Dreyfuss's schmaltzy voice-overs in Stand By Me would make me beal if I wasn't so nails. 175129[/snapback] Indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1117 Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 Oh, no no no no. Dead broad OFF the table Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 If only I could meet someone new. I guess my chances of that happening are somewhat diminished, seeing that I'm incapable of making eye contact with a woman I don't know. Why do I fall in love with every woman I see who shows me the least bit of attention? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 If only I could meet someone new. I guess my chances of that happening are somewhat diminished, seeing that I'm incapable of making eye contact with a woman I don't know. Why do I fall in love with every woman I see who shows me the least bit of attention? 175194[/snapback] Eternal Sunshine...? I love that film. Carey and Winslet are both class in it too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 6932 Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 "They call ME Mr Tibbs" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34996 Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 And though I'm no Olivier If he fought Sugar Ray He would say That the thing ain't the ring, it's the play. So give me a stage Where this bull here can rage And though I could fight I'd much rather recite ...that's entertainment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 (edited) How can you trust a man who wears both a belt and suspenders? The man can't even trust his own pants. Edited August 11, 2006 by Happy Face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 3628 Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 Bueller....anyone.....anyone... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 Bueller....anyone.....anyone... 175433[/snapback] Fry Fry Fry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1117 Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 Fuck You, Fuck You & Fuck You. Who's next? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 Well, Mr. Anderson, we were able to retrieve your test results from the computer. And as I suppose you already know, you failed. God giveth. And the DMV taketh away. We can make your life a living hell. 175135[/snapback] Licence to Drive? I have that on video somewhere! 175140[/snapback] 'You got lucky Anderson. The cup.....was empty!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1117 Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 Uncle Phil off The Fresh Prince too isn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 Uncle Phil off The Fresh Prince too isn't it? 175469[/snapback] It was indeed. Great film, I also have it on video although my mate nicked it a couple of months back and has been sending me e-mail quotes all week. Because of the end of civilization, the Clamp Cable Network now leaves the air. We hope you've enjoyed our programming, but more importantly, we hope you've enjoyed... life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26601 Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 "If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth or I think your bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything I'll kill ya. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now do you understand everything I've said? Because if you don't, I'll kill ya. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 O.K., let me tell you what Like a Virgin's about. It's all about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine, I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick. How many dicks is that? A lot. Then one day she meets this John Holmes motherfucker and it's like, whoa baby, I mean this cat is like Charles Bronson in the Great Escape, he's digging tunnels. Now, she's gettin' the serious dick action and she's feeling something she ain't felt since forever. Pain. Pain. It hurts her. It shouldn't hurt her, you know her pussy should be Bubble Yum by now, but when this cat fucks her it hurts. It hurts just like it did the first time. You see the pain is reminding a fuck machine what it once was like to be a virgin. Hence, "Like a virgin." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1117 Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 See this? This is the worlds smallest violin playing just for the waitresess! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
walkinthedog 0 Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 (edited) Dave's not here man! Edited August 11, 2006 by walkinthedog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckypierre 0 Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 Groovy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 Groovy 175548[/snapback] After 14 pages, the quality of the quotes started to drop off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 Bueller....anyone.....anyone... 175433[/snapback] Fry Fry Fry 175444[/snapback] Life Moves Pretty Fast... - if you don't stop and look around once in awhile you could miss it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1117 Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 Swing batter batter saawing batter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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