sweetleftpeg 0 Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 In 1930, the Republican-controlled House of Representatives, in an effort to alleviate the effects of the... Anyone? Anyone?... the Great Depression, passed the... Anyone? Anyone? The tariff bill? The Hawley-Smoot Tariff Act? Which, anyone? Raised or lowered?... raised tariffs, in an effort to collect more revenue for the federal government. Did it work? Anyone? Anyone know the effects? It did not work, and the United States sank deeper into the Great Depression. Today we have a similar debate over this. Anyone know what this is? Class? Anyone? Anyone? Anyone seen this before? The Laffer Curve. Anyone know what this says? It says that at this point on the revenue curve, you will get exactly the same amount of revenue as at this point. This is very controversial. Does anyone know what Vice President Bush called this in 1980? Anyone? Something-d-o-o economics. "Voodoo" economics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 [calling the police about an intruder] Jeannie: There is an intruder - male, Caucasian, possibly armed, certainly weird - in my kitchen... M-my-my-my name is Bueller... [pause] Jeannie: Look, it's real nice that you hope my brother is feeling better, but I'm in danger, okay? I am very cute, very alone and very protective of my body. I don't want it violated or killed, all right? I need help! Speaka de English? DICKHEAD! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 133 Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed- interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing sprit- crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing you last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life: I chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who need reasons when you've got heroin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34508 Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 Jennifer Grey was good in Ferris Bueller. Have you seen her these days? She had plastic surgery after Dirty Dancing, became completely unrecognisable from the actress in Dirty Dancing, and can no longer get work, partly because people can't tell it's the same person. She looks prettier like, but it's doing her no good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 I pissed myself watching Saboteur the other day. Describing the suspect over the police radio, the operator says in all seriousness "The suspect is male, under 6 foot, brown haired, without a hat!" Reminded me of the Simpsons where Wiggum loses the car in front because they turn out their lights, "The suspect is hatless, repeat, hatless!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1117 Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 I heard that you were feeling ill, headache, fever and a chill. I came to help restore your pluck because I'm the nurse who likes to.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 One more for the road... Oh, he's very popular Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, waistoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1117 Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 Tell you what dipshit, if you don't like my policies, you can come down here and smooch my big ol' white butt. Pucker up, buttercup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordieshandy 0 Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 Garth Algar: Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick. Del Preston: So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizza 105 Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 See you at the party Richter! KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
walkinthedog 0 Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 these go up to eleven.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 From one of my fave films: Lad: Wana come back to my place Lass: What for ? Lad: A fuck and a pizza. Lass: Its it a wholemeal pizza ? well I laughed anyways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
walkinthedog 0 Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 From one of my fave films: Lad: Wana come back to my place Lass: What for ? Lad: A fuck and a pizza. Lass: Its it a wholemeal pizza ? well I laughed anyways. 175699[/snapback] Lad: Nah, just a couple of slices. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
walkinthedog 0 Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 Mountain Man: What do you want to do now? Toothless Man: [grinning] He's got a real pretty mouth on him, don't he? Mountain Man: Ain't that the truth. Toothless Man: [to Ed] You gonna do some prayin' for me, boy. And you better pray real good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1117 Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you. 175963[/snapback] What's that from? Sounds Team America esque. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W 0 Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 ".......and Cancel Christmas!" "but why count the money Sherriff - you do not trust me my Lord? "No Gisburn - it's not your honesty I doubt - its your mathematical ability" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26394 Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you. 175963[/snapback] What's that from? Sounds Team America esque. 175992[/snapback] Classic Full Metal Jacket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 Everybody give Mr. Steve a big Stavvi wave! \m/ (The Ringer) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBass 2247 Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 About time to ressurect this thread... "First you yell at me, and now you're giving me the tears. You know what, Susan? Do me a favor and go have a fucking period." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia 0 Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 Martin Hannett: "I'm a genius, you're all fucking wankers" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted June 30, 2007 Share Posted June 30, 2007 I haven't got time for this Mickey Mouse bullshit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 133 Posted June 30, 2007 Share Posted June 30, 2007 I haven't got time for this Mickey Mouse bullshit. Leon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8994 Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 Malone: You said you wanted to get Capone. Do you really wanna get him? You see what I'm saying is, what are you prepared to do? Ness: Anything within the law. Malone: And *then* what are you prepared to do? If you open the can on these worms you must be prepared to go all the way. Because they're not gonna give up the fight, until one of you is dead. Ness: I want to get Capone! I don't know how to do it. Malone: You wanna know how to get Capone? They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. *That's* the *Chicago* way! And that's how you get Capone. Now do you want to do that? Are you ready to do that? I'm offering you a deal. Do you want this deal? Ness: I have sworn to capture this man with all legal powers at my disposal and I will do so. Malone: Well, the Lord hates a coward. [jabs Ness with his hand, and Ness shakes it] Malone: Do you know what a blood oath is, Mr. Ness? Ness: Yes. Malone: Good, 'cause you just took one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1117 Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to fuck a doornob! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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