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Cadburys cream eggs how do you eat them

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I bite off the top, lick out the inside and then eat the chocolate  .

 

Better when warm and soft (the egg like)

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Correct. The only correct way to eat them. And it's good exercise for your tongue :)

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I bite off the top, lick out the inside and then eat the chocolate  .

 

Better when warm and soft (the egg like)

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Correct. The only correct way to eat them. And it's good exercise for your tongue :razz:

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It's the only way to eat them tbh... :)

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After peeling the wrapper, I insert them rectally so I can shit them out immediately thus avoiding tasting the horrendous innards. When I get the chance I like to plop them into Carol Vordermann's wanton mouth.

 

too far?

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bite off the top, scoop ougt innards and then chocolate

 

but I haven't had one in fucking years.

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After peeling the wrapper, I insert them rectally so I can shit them out immediately thus avoiding tasting the horrendous innards. When I get the chance I like to plop them into Carol Vordermann's wanton mouth.

 

too far?

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Carol did tell me - the last time I boned her - that she was a more than a little fed up with you doing that!

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Have have my friend throw it to me so i can blast the cunt with a cricket bat.

 

We then lick the bat.

 

 

Together.

 

Like Homs.

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Have have my friend throw it to me so i can blast the cunt with a cricket bat.

 

We then lick the bat.

 

 

Together.

 

Like Homs.

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:razz::)

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After peeling the wrapper, I insert them rectally so I can shit them out immediately thus avoiding tasting the horrendous innards. When I get the chance I like to plop them into Carol Vordermann's wanton mouth.

 

too far?

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Carol did tell me - the last time I boned her - that she was a more than a little fed up with you doing that!

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I might have been straining hard but I did hear her say that to you; ungrateful bitch tbh. those eggs don't grow on trees.

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