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not a bad idea to be honest, might help me keep organised. :D

 

I'm fucking useless at keeping receipts and the like, but now I've got to keep the receipt of every purchase... fucking nightmare tbh.

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:D

 

Sticky it.

 

All sales people are twunts btw.

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don't you sell medical supplies or something to hospitals?

 

or is that someone else?

 

or am I mistaking real life for tv again?

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See. We're even helping him. You can post details of all appointments in here too if you like, that way we'll know when to expect some feedback on how things went.

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:D

 

Sticky it.

 

All sales people are twunts btw.

177065[/snapback]

don't you sell medical supplies or something to hospitals?

 

or is that someone else?

 

or am I mistaking real life for tv again?

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Not me, I couldn't sell water to a man dying of thirst.

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I hope the rumours that the woman who talked you through first year earnings previously worked on setting up the Nigerian FA website prove to be unfounded btw. :D

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Sticky it.

 

All sales people are twunts btw.

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Poor bitter, impoverished Renton. ;)

 

Gemmill - have you told Fish your terms yet?

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Sticky it.

 

All sales people are twunts btw.

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Poor bitter, impoverished Renton. ;)

 

Gemmill - have you told Fish your terms yet?

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Ya wha? ;)

 

Are you in sales then Dotbum? I was thinking about this earlier - does your lass not bollock you for being on here all day while she has to do all the work?

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I think DBG is suggesting that; as the resident bean counter I should employ you to ... count my beans :D

 

but it's alright, me Dad is going to do my books and sort out tax exemptions and things.

 

the tight fokker is charging me for it like.

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I don't do personal accounts and tax and stuff anyway. I'm strictly corporate, darling. I like how your dad's charging you though. :D

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end of the day the amount he could save me in tax exemption alone warrant paying him, so I'm not really bothered, just think it's a bit of a stereotype is all..

 

:D

 

Edit he's a Jock taxman btw

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I think DBG is suggesting that; as the resident bean counter I should employ you to ... count my beans :D

 

but it's alright, me Dad is going to do my books and sort out tax exemptions and things.

 

the tight fokker is charging me for it like.

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I predict you will be worse off after the first three months.

 

Good luck though. What is the product you are punting?

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Ya wha?  :D

 

Are you in sales then Dotbum?  I was thinking about this earlier - does your lass not bollock you for being on here all day while she has to do all the work?

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I assumed it would be 10% of anything he made, or a ginger bumming if he didn't.

 

I used to be, no real need for it in the conventional sense any more.

 

I'm flicking back and forth, the work I'm doing at the moment is technical, and does my head in, so I have to give my brain a rest quite a lot. That's my excuse, anyway. Nearly finished this bastard project now, so you might not see as much of me. ;)

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end of the day the amount he could save me in tax exemption alone warrant paying him, so I'm not really bothered, just think it's a bit of a stereotype is all..

 

:D

 

Edit he's a Jock taxman btw

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Just giving you a life lesson tbh ;)

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I predict you will be worse off after the first three months.

 

Good luck though.  What is the product you are punting?

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can't be worse off :D

 

and the product is Vision Solutions.

 

 

;)

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I predict you will be worse off after the first three months.

 

Good luck though.  What is the product you are punting?

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can't be worse off :D

 

and the product is Vision Solutions.

 

 

;)

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Glasses?

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I predict you will be worse off after the first three months.

 

Good luck though.  What is the product you are punting?

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can't be worse off :D

 

and the product is Vision Solutions.

 

 

;)

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What rose tinted glasses. I thought Leazes had them copywrited

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end of the day the amount he could save me in tax exemption alone warrant paying him, so I'm not really bothered, just think it's a bit of a stereotype is all..

 

:D

 

Edit he's a Jock taxman btw

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Just giving you a life lesson tbh ;)

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Getting him back for saying he wanted to out-earn him by charging him just enough to ensure that he doesn't. ;)

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Ya wha?  :D

 

Are you in sales then Dotbum?  I was thinking about this earlier - does your lass not bollock you for being on here all day while she has to do all the work?

177087[/snapback]

 

I assumed it would be 10% of anything he made, or a ginger bumming if he didn't.

 

I used to be, no real need for it in the conventional sense any more.

 

I'm flicking back and forth, the work I'm doing at the moment is technical, and does my head in, so I have to give my brain a rest quite a lot. That's my excuse, anyway. Nearly finished this bastard project now, so you might not see as much of me. ;)

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How does that work like? You finish a project so you'll be around less??

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Ya wha?  :D

 

Are you in sales then Dotbum?  I was thinking about this earlier - does your lass not bollock you for being on here all day while she has to do all the work?

177087[/snapback]

 

I assumed it would be 10% of anything he made, or a ginger bumming if he didn't.

 

I used to be, no real need for it in the conventional sense any more.

 

I'm flicking back and forth, the work I'm doing at the moment is technical, and does my head in, so I have to give my brain a rest quite a lot. That's my excuse, anyway. Nearly finished this bastard project now, so you might not see as much of me. ;)

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How does that work like? You finish a project so you'll be around less??

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Like when Alex goes home at night.

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not glasses... windows

 

 

..I'll get me coat.

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You really are a double glazing salesman?

 

Good luck, try and not be as obnoxious as the last one I had.

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Ya wha?  :D

 

Are you in sales then Dotbum?  I was thinking about this earlier - does your lass not bollock you for being on here all day while she has to do all the work?

177087[/snapback]

 

I assumed it would be 10% of anything he made, or a ginger bumming if he didn't.

 

I used to be, no real need for it in the conventional sense any more.

 

I'm flicking back and forth, the work I'm doing at the moment is technical, and does my head in, so I have to give my brain a rest quite a lot. That's my excuse, anyway. Nearly finished this bastard project now, so you might not see as much of me. ;)

177106[/snapback]

 

How does that work like? You finish a project so you'll be around less??

177117[/snapback]

 

Like when Alex goes home at night.

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I thought Alex was an algorythm? Or summat.

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