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I recite one of HTT's posts. That or War and Peace cover to cover. Form a queue ladies.

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Barely time to recite one of Alex's posts I imagine.

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I'll bet you do imagine an all, you dirty little minge!

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I recite one of HTT's posts. That or War and Peace cover to cover. Form a queue ladies.

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Barely time to recite one of Alex's posts I imagine.

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I'll bet you do imagine an all, you dirty little minge!

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you got a variety of smilies in response to your hard work as well then mancmag

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I recite one of HTT's posts. That or War and Peace cover to cover. Form a queue ladies.

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Barely time to recite one of Alex's posts I imagine.

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I'll bet you do imagine an all, you dirty little minge!

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you got a variety of smilies in response to your hard work as well then mancmag

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:lol: =my cumface

:razz: =her

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:razz:

  :lol:

 

tbh.

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I was thinking of starting an up the arse smilie thread tbh.

 

:razz:

:huff:

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Which one are you?

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<_<

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Gemmill's on top and I'm on the bottom.

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:razz:

  :lol:

 

tbh.

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I was thinking of starting an up the arse smilie thread tbh.

 

:razz:

:huff:

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Which one are you?

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Gemmill's on top and I'm on the bottom.

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Looks about right. I seem to enjoy myself more after you've left. <_<

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'You're not going anywhere love, you've had this coming to you for a long time, STOP FUCKING CRYING!!!'

 

Works everytime:)

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<_<

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If carling was a sexual offender that would probably be the funniest line in the world... if nothing else it made me spit out my coffee while laughing thanks

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I normally talk to myself when wanking.Give it some angry talk and stare eye-to-eye.

 

Bring it.

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a meeting of the minds, one might say

 

 

<_<

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The strange thing is the little fella normally wins. End up walking around like a blind-zombie trying to find a towel.

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a towel? nah man dont you mean a sock?

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But the wifes socks are them ankle ones, fill that in a shot

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Wheres Walliver ? - i wanna know if Dr. Laz's and Dr. Raiders advice worked  <_<

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:nufc:

 

Perhaps he's still busy talking!!

 

(we could charge a fortune for our excellent advice)!

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I'm not sure yet, she's been away for a few days.

 

While I'm waiting for her, I have another, not completely unrelated, question to ask. When releaxing in a gentleman's way, do you always shake hands with the unemployed in the same position or do you try to mix it up a bit ?

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I'm not sure yet, she's been away for a few days. 

 

While I'm waiting for her, I have another, not completely unrelated, question to ask.  When releaxing in a gentleman's way, do you always shake hands with the unemployed in the same position or do you try to mix it up a bit ?

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no extra points for technique, simply a means to an end.

 

you calling me a boring wanker?

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I'm not sure yet, she's been away for a few days. 

 

While I'm waiting for her, I have another, not completely unrelated, question to ask.  When releaxing in a gentleman's way, do you always shake hands with the unemployed in the same position or do you try to mix it up a bit ?

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Apparently sitting on your hand until it's numb makes it feel like someone else is doing it. Personally I find it feels like wanking with a numb hand.

 

Also, you try your other hand, but this is harder than it seems.

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