Gemmill 34594 Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 1. Worrying about my house getting re-wired 2. Bored at work 3. Wanting to go biking tonight but gotta take a party wall down 4. Want a shag but bird is off it, been like it for months 5. Eating a mars bar Your bird has been off sex for months?? Sounds like you need a new one tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16724 Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 1. Worrying about my house getting re-wired 2. Bored at work 3. Wanting to go biking tonight but gotta take a party wall down 4. Want a shag but bird is off it, been like it for months 5. Eating a mars bar Your bird has been off sex for months?? Sounds like you need a new one tbh. Well I still have a go its just she doesnt seem, well interested Cant beat a good wank tho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super_Steve_Howey 0 Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 Bloke: Yeah me bird's off sex like Blokes best mate: Aye, with you yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26440 Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 1. Worrying about my house getting re-wired 2. Bored at work 3. Wanting to go biking tonight but gotta take a party wall down 4. Want a shag but bird is off it, been like it for months 5. Eating a mars bar Clearly getting a length elsewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16724 Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 1. Worrying about my house getting re-wired 2. Bored at work 3. Wanting to go biking tonight but gotta take a party wall down 4. Want a shag but bird is off it, been like it for months 5. Eating a mars bar Clearly getting a length elsewhere. : Anyway update 1. Want to strangle the bird 2. Want to sell my house as its pissing me off 3. Want to sleep 4. Want to strangle the bird 5. Want a wank (Strangle the bird is strangle my gfriend btw ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 1. Worrying about my house getting re-wired 2. Bored at work 3. Wanting to go biking tonight but gotta take a party wall down 4. Want a shag but bird is off it, been like it for months 5. Eating a mars bar Clearly getting a length elsewhere. : Anyway update 1. Want to strangle the bird 2. Want to sell my house as its pissing me off 3. Want to sleep 4. Want to strangle the bird 5. Want a wank (Strangle the bird is strangle my gfriend btw ) oh dear, not a happy update then ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16724 Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 1. Worrying about my house getting re-wired 2. Bored at work 3. Wanting to go biking tonight but gotta take a party wall down 4. Want a shag but bird is off it, been like it for months 5. Eating a mars bar Clearly getting a length elsewhere. : Anyway update 1. Want to strangle the bird 2. Want to sell my house as its pissing me off 3. Want to sleep 4. Want to strangle the bird 5. Want a wank (Strangle the bird is strangle my gfriend btw ) oh dear, not a happy update then ?? NO She is at college and is moaning that its hard yet ive done all the fucking work for her! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 1. Worrying about my house getting re-wired 2. Bored at work 3. Wanting to go biking tonight but gotta take a party wall down 4. Want a shag but bird is off it, been like it for months 5. Eating a mars bar Clearly getting a length elsewhere. : Anyway update 1. Want to strangle the bird 2. Want to sell my house as its pissing me off 3. Want to sleep 4. Want to strangle the bird 5. Want a wank (Strangle the bird is strangle my gfriend btw ) oh dear, not a happy update then ?? NO She is at college and is moaning that its hard yet ive done all the fucking work for her! sure case of "a favour for a favour" there then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16724 Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 sure case of "a favour for a favour" there then Oh, Ive tried that one pet! She dont even wear nice panties for me anymore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 sure case of "a favour for a favour" there then Oh, Ive tried that one pet! She dont even wear nice panties for me anymore oh dear.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16724 Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 sure case of "a favour for a favour" there then Oh, Ive tried that one pet! She dont even wear nice panties for me anymore oh dear.... Aye She doesnt wear nasty ones just well...........boring ones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 (edited) wykiki, this may sound dead obvious but have you actually tried that age old method of talking about it? EDIT! With her rather than us, that is Edited May 10, 2007 by catmag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newcastlebroon 0 Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 wykiki, this may sound dead obvious but have you actually tried that age old method of talking about it? EDIT! With her rather than us, that is kick her in the minge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newcastlebroon 0 Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 (edited) your g/f, not catmag Edited May 10, 2007 by newcastlebroon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gram 0 Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 I'd tell her straight man, wear something nice, get your legs around me back or fuck off. Well something like that. i told my wife that and we have been split up for over a year now! Roaring success Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 your g/f, not catmag I wouldn't recommend anyone tried to kick me, full stop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 1. am back to hating men again 2. wor lad has only been in the hoose for 45 minutes and in that time he has wandered about the house talking on his phone (over the top of the tv program I was trying to watch) and whinging to 3 of his staff 3.Some bloke knocked on the door to drop some keys off for him and the dog went berserk 4. just calmed the dog down when his "football Buddies" knocked on the door for him, he's only playing fucking footy the night and we were supposed to be going out so I am going on my own and he can catch me up later 5. Fucking men fuck fuck fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newcastlebroon 0 Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 your g/f, not catmag I wouldn't recommend anyone tried to kick me, full stop catmag sets down a challenge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super_Steve_Howey 0 Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 wykiki, this may sound dead obvious but have you actually tried that age old method of talking about it? EDIT! With her rather than us, that is kick her in the minge That's not very talkative is it? Kick her in the minge while shouting at her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 1) Having a curry for tea. 2) Owch! Typing on here hurts. That race last night has proven to be one hell of a titty work out, they are aching and my arms and shoulders are sore too, cant wait to do it again though. 3) Gona watch The Apprentice on that tv on demand thingy. 4) Glad im a singlton, after reading posts on here, we seem to get more sex these days without any hassles or blokes pissing us off. 5) Gona have a fight with Lewis later, just bought him a worming tablet that is going down his neck whether he likes it or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 1. am back to hating men again 2. wor lad has only been in the hoose for 45 minutes and in that time he has wandered about the house talking on his phone (over the top of the tv program I was trying to watch) and whinging to 3 of his staff 3.Some bloke knocked on the door to drop some keys off for him and the dog went berserk 4. just calmed the dog down when his "football Buddies" knocked on the door for him, he's only playing fucking footy the night and we were supposed to be going out so I am going on my own and he can catch me up later 5. Fucking men fuck fuck fuck You should meet up with Wykiki. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magma 0 Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 1. Just went for a jog round the block, fucking knackered and wet 2. Just started to watch the bill 3. While on my jog popped into my grandma's for a 5 minute rest 4. Got nothing planned for 2moro 5. Might have a driving lesson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 5) Gona have a fight with Lewis later, just bought him a worming tablet that is going down his neck whether he likes it or not. Good luck with that. He's nearly bigger than you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gram 0 Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 1. Feeling quite pleased with myself 2. Think i will enjoy getting fit 3. Got work tomorrow but gonna get up early 4. Just had a mental woman from Leeds on the phone. Hung up. Sheffield lasses never do that! 5. Got me (ex) wife coming round tomorrow to tidy the house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 5) Gona have a fight with Lewis later, just bought him a worming tablet that is going down his neck whether he likes it or not. Good luck with that. He's nearly bigger than you! cheers mate its round one to him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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