thebrokendoll 14297 Posted 1 hour ago Share Posted 1 hour ago 15 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: TBD: [to his lass] "I think Lilly Allen fancies iz, she's smiling at me." Lilly Allen: [grimacing, turns to her mate] "Fack me, I've got really bad heartburn today." you see your theory lacks credibility because it's not the first time I've had a celebrity gush like a fountain. not long after moving to cheltenham, so late 80s/early 90s I was in the rotunda pub and a minxy young maiden was getting all doe eyed and pouty every time I looked in her direction. turns out this lustful lass was dee hepburn out of gregory's girl. sadly I was on a pub crawl and had to go and leave her to forever rue her missed opportunity. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 43966 Posted 1 hour ago Share Posted 1 hour ago 25 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said: you see your theory lacks credibility because it's not the first time I've had a celebrity gush like a fountain. not long after moving to cheltenham, so late 80s/early 90s I was in the rotunda pub and a minxy young maiden was getting all doe eyed and pouty every time I looked in her direction. turns out this lustful lass was dee hepburn out of gregory's girl. sadly I was on a pub crawl and had to go and leave her to forever rue her missed opportunity. Dee Hepburn? It's getting worse! She'd have been a catch if it was the 80s? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 63306 Posted 1 hour ago Share Posted 1 hour ago 3 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: Dee Hepburn? It's getting worse! She'd have been a catch if it was the 80s? I think there was a better than 50% chance that he nearly pulled Paul Walsh. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 43966 Posted 1 hour ago Share Posted 1 hour ago 15 minutes ago, Gemmill said: I think there was a better than 50% chance that he nearly pulled Paul Walsh. I was always into lasses football, tbf.... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50769 Posted 24 minutes ago Share Posted 24 minutes ago 1 hour ago, Gemmill said: I think there was a better than 50% chance that he nearly pulled Paul Walsh. When she retired from acting she donated her jaw to Minnie Driver Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 27805 Posted 14 minutes ago Share Posted 14 minutes ago 1 hour ago, thebrokendoll said: you see your theory lacks credibility because it's not the first time I've had a celebrity gush like a fountain. not long after moving to cheltenham, so late 80s/early 90s I was in the rotunda pub and a minxy young maiden was getting all doe eyed and pouty every time I looked in her direction. turns out this lustful lass was dee hepburn out of gregory's girl. sadly I was on a pub crawl and had to go and leave her to forever rue her missed opportunity. You could have asked her mate Claire for a date with me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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