JJ 0 Posted October 21, 2006 Share Posted October 21, 2006 My local pub is running a Children In Need night next Thursday to raise money for the event. They've decided, without my knowledge until tonight, that I'm getting a fucking waxing. Naturally it's got to the stage where I canny back out and I'm the charitable type anyway. But seriously, is it going to be horrible? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mags 1 Posted October 21, 2006 Share Posted October 21, 2006 Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What's getting waxed pray tell? (You're so screwed btw ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted October 21, 2006 Share Posted October 21, 2006 Considering you're the archetypal hairy Scotsman - that's hilarious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35302 Posted October 21, 2006 Share Posted October 21, 2006 You should auction the strips off as welcome mats or something. Raise a bit of extra cash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted October 21, 2006 Share Posted October 21, 2006 Aw poor you jj.....ouch!!!!!!!! prepare yourself for a painful eveing and a very red chest/back....(whatever you're having doing)!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted October 21, 2006 Share Posted October 21, 2006 sac? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35302 Posted October 21, 2006 Share Posted October 21, 2006 I will sponsor you £25 to get a back, sack and crack done. Haway people, get your money in and sponsor him so that it becomes impossible to refuse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted October 21, 2006 Share Posted October 21, 2006 I will sponsor you £25 to get a back, sack and crack done. Haway people, get your money in and sponsor him so that it becomes impossible to refuse. Ok then I'll hoy a tenner in that pot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJ 0 Posted October 21, 2006 Author Share Posted October 21, 2006 I've no idea what's actually getting done yet. All I know is it's definitely happening. Apparently it's my ex-girlfriend's place that's doing the waxing too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted October 22, 2006 Share Posted October 22, 2006 I've no idea what's actually getting done yet. All I know is it's definitely happening. Apparently it's my ex-girlfriend's place that's doing the waxing too. Surely this ups the ante? Come on folks, the thought of him getting his sac n crack waxed by his ex is too good to miss, get ya hands in your pockets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted October 22, 2006 Share Posted October 22, 2006 I've no idea what's actually getting done yet. All I know is it's definitely happening. Apparently it's my ex-girlfriend's place that's doing the waxing too. Surely this ups the ante? Come on folks, the thought of him getting his sac n crack waxed by his ex is too good to miss, get ya hands in your pockets. can we have piccies for evidence please? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35302 Posted October 22, 2006 Share Posted October 22, 2006 I've no idea what's actually getting done yet. All I know is it's definitely happening. Apparently it's my ex-girlfriend's place that's doing the waxing too. Surely this ups the ante? Come on folks, the thought of him getting his sac n crack waxed by his ex is too good to miss, get ya hands in your pockets. can we have piccies for evidence please? If he's providing pictures of his baldy sac, I withdraw my sponsorship! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJ 0 Posted October 22, 2006 Author Share Posted October 22, 2006 My balls are not going on this page! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted October 22, 2006 Share Posted October 22, 2006 Haway then Pud you up for this ? I'll be gentle with ya really I would and it is for charidy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted October 22, 2006 Share Posted October 22, 2006 (edited) Canny back out or cannae back oot ??? All this Children in Need and *can't remember the funny one* leaves me cold. BBC *spits* cheap tv. And yes, I do support charity - just not this type EDIT apologies for being a sad, twisted fart. Please ignore me. Edited October 22, 2006 by snakehips Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pegasus Bridge 0 Posted October 22, 2006 Share Posted October 22, 2006 After all these years with Children in Need, you'd think the lazy bastards would get up and do something for themselves. Scum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted October 22, 2006 Share Posted October 22, 2006 Just got a PM off Gemmil, he's willing to let Toplass pluck his ginger ball bag if we throw ten bob each in. Sounds reasonable to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottish Mag 3 Posted October 22, 2006 Share Posted October 22, 2006 After all these years with Children in Need, you'd think the lazy bastards would get up and do something for themselves. Scum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35302 Posted October 22, 2006 Share Posted October 22, 2006 Just got a PM off Gemmil, he's willing to let Toplass pluck his ginger ball bag if we throw ten bob each in. Sounds reasonable to me. Just had a reply off Wacky asking if he can watch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJ 0 Posted October 26, 2006 Author Share Posted October 26, 2006 Well tonight is the night. Apparently it's going to be 'Auction a strip' so people will get to pay to inflit my pain. Scarily, I still don't know what's all getting done. Worst thing is I don't even drink so I canny numb the pain! It's happening tonight sometime after 10. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJ 0 Posted October 26, 2006 Author Share Posted October 26, 2006 Right, I'm off. Someone please say a prayer for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35302 Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 Good luck! Hope it hurts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 one freshly plucked chicken coming up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14131 Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 Pics please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJ 0 Posted October 27, 2006 Author Share Posted October 27, 2006 Ouch ouch ouch. That was officially the stupidest thing ever. And it hurt like fuck. The worst of it? I'm so bloody hairy that it's only half finished because the pub closed before we could get done. But there should be pictures up, and a mate even took a video on his phone and says he's putting it on YouTube! So aye, I need to get my legs finished. Front is done but the back isn't. I look ridiculous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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