curry stained pilchard 0 Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 Someone was asking for a new Gerld thread, weren't they? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paddy 9 Posted October 28, 2006 Share Posted October 28, 2006 kill him, stick him in a coffin, paint b&w stripes on it, plant in on its end in the penalty area VOLA Brambles replacement, ok he may be a tad slower than titarse but we could give it a pop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noelie 103 Posted October 28, 2006 Share Posted October 28, 2006 They shoot horses don't they? Why doesn't someone arrange for the stud, Dire, to be taken to the knacker's yard and have us put out of our misery. Don't see how killing him is going to get him playing any more. It won't dear boy, but I'm talking about being put out of our misery, not his. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35299 Posted October 28, 2006 Share Posted October 28, 2006 I've no reason not to believe the story. Come on, if you were going to make up a smokescreen about an injury, you would say he's taken a knock on the ankle and it's badly bruised or something. Something that people wouldn't be responding to with "EH? How come he can't play with that like?" You wouldn't make up something utterly preposterous like running into a slalom post and damaging his eye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@yourservice 67 Posted October 28, 2006 Share Posted October 28, 2006 utterly preposterous = newcastle united Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted October 28, 2006 Share Posted October 28, 2006 I've no reason not to believe the story. Come on, if you were going to make up a smokescreen about an injury, you would say he's taken a knock on the ankle and it's badly bruised or something. Something that people wouldn't be responding to with "EH? How come he can't play with that like?" You wouldn't make up something utterly preposterous like running into a slalom post and damaging his eye. ahhhh you seem to underestimate our PR department my dear boy still beggars the question, why cant he play with some form of eye protection on? Until I see a pic of his eye, then Im sceptical. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@yourservice 67 Posted October 28, 2006 Share Posted October 28, 2006 (edited) "Dyer is out injured" why not a "Dyer is in injured?"just like his pal shola was.I'm sure the double vision and having 22 of the opposition instead of the 11 wouldnt make a difference anyway.Would have improved his skill's ghosting around them Edited October 28, 2006 by @yourservice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted October 28, 2006 Share Posted October 28, 2006 "Dyer is out injured" why not a "Dyer is in injured?"just like his pal shola was.I'm sure the double vision and having 22 of the opposition instead of the 11 wouldnt make a difference anyway.Would have improved his skill's ghosting around them And with two nets he might have a chance of hitting one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Li3nZ 1 Posted October 28, 2006 Share Posted October 28, 2006 Such an inconsiderate club, I can't believe they make Dyer run between the normal slalom posts and not the ones especially designed for dwarfs. Sounds believable to me, the things fly everywhere and I bet the top of a post is just at his eye level. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted October 28, 2006 Share Posted October 28, 2006 Such an inconsiderate club, I can't believe they make Dyer run between the normal slalom posts and not the ones especially designed for dwarfs. Sounds believable to me, the things fly everywhere and I bet the top of a post is just at his eye level. Where there's blame, there's a claim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@yourservice 67 Posted October 28, 2006 Share Posted October 28, 2006 Such an inconsiderate club, I can't believe they make Dyer run between the normal slalom posts and not the ones especially designed for dwarfs. Sounds believable to me, the things fly everywhere and I bet the top of a post is just at his eye level. Where there's blame, there's a claim. Alan Oliver tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted October 29, 2006 Share Posted October 29, 2006 Keiron Dyer Injury Generator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13895 Posted October 29, 2006 Share Posted October 29, 2006 class Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Patrokles Posted October 29, 2006 Share Posted October 29, 2006 Keiron Dyer Injury Generator 'i before e...' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted October 29, 2006 Share Posted October 29, 2006 Keiron Dyer Injury Generator 'i before e...' ahhh fook I do it every time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13895 Posted October 29, 2006 Share Posted October 29, 2006 Keiron Dyer Injury Generator 'i before e...' Except Before Bay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35299 Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 Might be getting a game tomorrow according to the Sun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 Might be getting a game tomorrow according to the Sun. So I heard. I was considering starting a 'Dyer Injury Time?' sweepstake thread tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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