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Wonderful stuff, keep the rest of us posted so we all don’t have to sully ourselves by going on there.

Sunderland currently blowing their chance to prove they're a mid table Premier League side by being comprehensively outplayed by next season's Premier League relegation certainties.

Howay United, get another and it's game over.

Speed of their defenders running back Looked like they were hauling a fridge

Someone tell Sunderland it’s started

Covering his head with his hand and "this garden gnome".

Some goal that!

Oh dear

1 nil Sheff United. HELLO RTG, HERE I COME!

Welcome to Pun Club.

Looks like MODOK off the X-Men cartoon

Down in a tubby station at midnight. Can anyone do worse?

Their manager has turned up dressed like a fucking pallbearer.

The Piles Council or something

Eating Trifles.

The suspension on his vespa must be absolutely fucked.

A Town Called Phallus.

That’s Paul Wellardarse.

The state of this bloke in the Sunderland end.

Commentator basically saying Bellingham will be fucking off if these get beat.

Well anyway, Sheffield United won their play off on aggregate 6 nowt and finished 16 points ahead of this lot, including their points deduction. This should be a formality.

Given how they’re being utterly destroyed already I’m half hoping they sneak the luckiest of 1-0 wins and spend next season regaining their destined record from Derby.

We need a paternity check, I think @thebrokendollmight have a son.

Luke 0-3 going off with a dislocated shoulder in the first minute His second worse injury after he almost died of embarrassment going after Alexander Isak