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Is this not exactly an example of what isn’t being addressed enough? The responsibility and the skill (I know) of the on pitch officials has been completely undermined, in fact I’d go so far as to say destroyed. The most obvious example being (pretty) obvious offside play being allowed to continue until a ‘goal’ has been scored.

No my adidas trainers are blue.

BBC reporting that pretty much all of the current Man U squad are up for sale bar Hojlund, Mainoo and the Gaspacho lad that looks like a medieval peasant. Wonder what that will do for team morale in the run in... Maybe they are raising cash to pay for Ashworth

This you Raspberry?

Welcome to my world.

What happens if you talk shit about shit?

You don't get my crown by talking about shit You talk shit. There's a difference, it's subtle, but it's there.

Can't say that I'm dying to meet him

Nah, you'll probably get fast tracked to the top poster malarkey.😂

We’ll see. I might get banned for talking (about) shit too much.

Stick to this place, much better.

Aye I mean it’s definitely a canny forum for sure but a permanent ban for spoiling a game of Traitors man.

Nah. I was banned years ago. I do read it a lot, but it's to strict. They wouldn't put up with my temper tantrums anyway😂

You post on there?

A ban for that ? That's shit 😂

On a serious note it’s good this is a forum where you can openly talk about smearing or eating shit. It’s just what I needed after I got a perma ban on N-O for spoiling a game of Traitors.

Lovely stuff. 💩 😆

Your patter reeks. When I used to work on the ropes, we had the BT call centres and high rise admin contract. The one in Glasgow had this fucking huge woman as facilities manger, I mean she had a gunt that could run an oil burning generator for a year or two. Fucking massive. She was also an absolute twat, the type who treated contractors as if she was paying them with her own money. Everywhere else for BT, I’d have a few minutes chat with the FM, then get the lads together and have a quick toolbox talk. This fucking whale insisted on having the whole crew in the FM office and she’d go through each floor of the building, telling us where “extra care” was needed, where was “parrrticularrly duurty” etc. One time, we had a few new lads with us, so just before we went in to her office I turned around, got all the lads attention and said ” I’m sure you’ve heard the tales about Moby here- all true. One very important thing lads, whatever you do, don’t picture her shitting on her glass coffee table back home” Then opened the door and ushered everyone in. It was fucking glorious- as she started listing off smears and stains I could hear the lads behind biting their tongues, cough/laughing, turning in to Finbarr Saunders- a couple excused themselves saying they needed the toilet. Worked a fucking treat

75points until I get my next rank of “Collaborator”. I’d just like to take this opportunity to thank all the shit I’ve talked about eating and smearing for helping me achieve such an accolade.

Im trying to think of something witty and funny to reply with other than “shit” but I can’t think of anything. I’ve got nothing. Nada.

What do you think of sunderland ?

Right. In the last 24 hours I’ve talked about smearing shit on Roy Keanes car bonnet, smearing Roy Keanes shit on Roy Keanes car bonnet, trying to swallow my own shit in a jacuzzi and squashing my own shit on a glass coffee table. I think I’m gonna knock it on the head talking about shit now.

As a surprise for your dinner guest?