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Wouldn't be a big surprise if Mouth Of The Tyne just knows before Ramsdale does.

https://x.com/AaronRamsdale98/status/1791528186473259511

Apparently its rubbish.

I wouldn't advise he phones Howe though. Leave that to ET.

He's a keeper, they don't need to. He can be on his phone for a good 75 minutes.

Chicken nonce reporting we’re after Ramsdale…..didn’t he’s admit he couldn’t concentrate for the whole 90 mins? 😏

You could ask him what the ET eh? of his punchline is.

I really don't get that vibe from Wilson at all. Especially when sharing a cuppa with him after he's been for a service. Errr I mean, seen him interviewed. He comes across as a grounded bloke. He will 100% want to play and when he does he is a serious threat. BUT he surely realises he is a year older, his injuries this year and his history of injuries he isn't going to be a main starter, especially when we have Isak.

"It's alright, he'll get to the punchline soon."

She's just told her we are off to the Lakes in July for a few days 'Ooo don't go in the Lakes they're all full of sewage'

The binman working from home would be a disaster tbf.

Know who ET's source is? ET phone Howe.

Wifes on the phone to her Aunt. Wife just been telling her about one of her colleagues. Mentioned about from WFH and her aunt was all negative about it. Saying how thats the issue with the councils etc. My wife WFH twice a week and has done since 2020. That's not crossed her mind though the utter mong Oh and yes, shes a Tory. But she votes them because she's told to. She still thinks the fucking King runs the country.

"Hirsute? Homosexuals? Bears? C'mon, work with me here!"

ET's his top nark. He gets information through telepathy with the movers and shakers in the transfer market. He's just got to look at a photo of Jamie Rueben and our five year transfer targets are imprinted in his brain. He then spills the beans to Mouth of the Tyne at the area 51 rendezvous point.

This needs to be reposted (of the ufo abduction)

I get what you're saying, I myself have questioned how wise our transfer dealings last summer were. That's all in hindsight and down to the terrible luck we've had this season though. They were all transfers that improved the quality of the squad. Kelly is likely cover, not a Botman replacement. Given how well the back 4 did last season and how with injuries they've struggled this time around, it's clear we need better quality backup. Upgrading Schar can wait a season or two, he's been absolute quality. That's where Tosin might come in once Howe has worked his magic on him. Also they're both free transfers aren't they? I'm pretty sure Barnes was not a Gordon upgrade. He mainly plays on the left so if anything he was an ASM replacement with Gordon the flexible option up top.

If Comedy Dave tells a joke in a forest and no one else is there. Is it still not funny?

I think a clip of it was posted on here. They were on some UFO hunting tour going to places like Area 51. Or rather about a mile from the perimeter fence. And Roswell and all that bollocks. Looking for lights in the sky or whatever

Actually, scratch that. He’s also a monumental bell end

@Tom recalls seeing him on a UFO abduction programme and that's all you need to know about him

He’s an attention seeker. Nothing more

Aye, Seen the latest Sean Casey transfer video there as well

"Directly". I have spoken directly to someone who spoke to someone else who spoke to someone else.

Mouth is now reporting that Man City have activated Bruno Gs release clause. Absolute clown.