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  1. Frank's spursy Spurs v Eddie's crestfallen dreaded vote of confidence mags. Tuesday 10th February Kick-off 7.30pm Live on TNT Sports

    Dr Gloom,
    • 559 replies
    • 5k views
    Howmanheyman
    Howmanheyman

  2. Milner completes Aston Villa move

    Chaser,
    • 661 replies
    • 50.6k views
    Monkeys Fist
    Monkeys Fist

  3. Tony Green

    Lake Bells tits,
    • 39 replies
    • 6.4k views
    Toonpack
    Toonpack

  4. Jamaal Lascelles and Karl Darlow

    Tooj,
    • 299 replies
    • 28.8k views
    OTF
    OTF

  5. Brazil 2014

    RlCO,
    • 23 replies
    • 2.3k views
    Toonpack
    Toonpack

  6. Zlatan Ibrahimovic

    Scottish Mag,
    • 51 replies
    • 5.4k views
    RobinRobin
    RobinRobin

  7. Newcastle ‘couldn’t finish a cup-a-soup’ United vs David Brentford pulled our pants down.

    trophyshy,
    • 472 replies
    • 3.9k views
    Craig
    Craig

  8. Pepto Abymsal’s Belligerent Bell Ends vs Eduardo’s Rotisserie Chooks - League Cup Semis 2nd Leg. Wed 4th Feb. 20:00 KO. 2-0 to The Peppers on aggro.

    Monkeys Fist,
    • 371 replies
    • 3.6k views
    Monkeys Fist
    Monkeys Fist

  9. Ryan Fraser

    Christmas Tree ,
    • 28 replies
    • 1.3k views
    sammynb
    sammynb

  10. Donald Trump and FIFA bring you the World Cup 2026

    Ayatollah Hermione,
    • 76 replies
    • 1.8k views
    Craig
    Craig

  11. ross wilson...

    thebrokendoll,
    • 39 replies
    • 905 views
    thebrokendoll
    thebrokendoll

  12. Eddies thanks for the Millions, how’s the rat, Burns coming for you again, European heroes v Slots one hit wonders, it was all Klopps doing anyway, moaning Mary’s (Saturday 8pm)

    Christmas Tree ,
    • 577 replies
    • 4.4k views
    MrBass
    MrBass

  13. French fancy dan, ref bribing poodles v Eddies plan A walking wounded. Wednesday 28th Jan. 8pm KO. At that there France. (details added by friendly mod since OP is spacka daft)

    Christmas Tree ,
    • 762 replies
    • 6.8k views
    trophyshy
    trophyshy

  14. Joe Willock

    Anorthernsoul,
    • 344 replies
    • 24.6k views
    ohhh_yeah
    ohhh_yeah

  15. Newcastle United vs Aston Villa, Sunday 25th January 2026, 2pm, SJP

    Dazzler,
    • 600 replies
    • 4.8k views
    RobinRobin
    RobinRobin

  16. 24/25 Stats

    The Fish,
    • 252 replies
    • 16.6k views
    The Fish
    The Fish

  17. Newcastle United vs PSV, Wednesday 21st January 2026, 8pm, SJP

    Dazzler,
    • 415 replies
    • 4k views
    The Fish
    The Fish

  18. United to unveil Sir Bobby Statue

    Mr Gittes,
    • 95 replies
    • 8.1k views
    Dazzler
    Dazzler

  19. Wolverhampton Wanderers vs Newcastle United, Sunday 18th Jan 2026, 2pm, their place innit

    Dazzler,
    • 336 replies
    • 3.5k views
    The Fish
    The Fish

  20. Fabian Schar

    wykikitoon,
    • 140 replies
    • 10.8k views
    OTF
    OTF

  21. The Alan Shearer Appreciation Thread

    Anorthernsoul,
    • 101 replies
    • 9k views
    Dazzler
    Dazzler

  22. Eddie's exhausted entertainers v Pep's pricey primadonnas - Carabao Cup Semi-final first leg St. James' Park Tuesday 13th January Kick-off 8pm

    Dr Gloom,
    • 514 replies
    • 4.2k views
    sammynb
    sammynb

  23. Eddie's injury time comeback spirit of King Kev entertainers v Eddie's bogey team - FA Cup, Sat 10-Jan 3pm

    Dr Gloom,
    • 491 replies
    • 4.7k views
    Craig
    Craig

  24. Howe’s stick it to Lee “onslaught” Ryder and his loyal puntaz v Leeds. St. James' Park Wednesday 7th January Kick-off 8.15pm

    Dr Gloom,
    • 734 replies
    • 6.4k views
    Monkeys Fist
    Monkeys Fist

  25. Parker’s relegation certainties v Eddie’s midtable away defeat specialists. Tuesday 30th December Kick-off 7.30pm

    Dr Gloom,
    • 635 replies
    • 5.7k views
    The Fish
    The Fish

  26. Jonjo Shelvey

    Tooj,
    • 206 replies
    • 21.4k views
    wykikitoon
    wykikitoon

  27. Season Predictions 25/26

    Andrew,
    • 45 replies
    • 8.6k views
    The Fish
    The Fish

  28. Howe’s cultist happy clappers v Palace Sun 04-Jan 3pm

    Dr Gloom,
    • 372 replies
    • 3.1k views
    beatty
    beatty

  29. Eddies Inconsistent Magpies v Enzos Inconsistent Cockney wide boys - Sat 20th Dec 12:30 KO

    Holden McGroin,
    • 502 replies
    • 5k views
    The Fish
    The Fish

  30. january's fixtures....

    thebrokendoll,
    • 8 replies
    • 189 views
    Rayvin
    Rayvin

  31. Toontastic Fantasy Premier League 25/26

    Andrew,
    • 9 replies
    • 430 views
    The Fish
    The Fish

  32. Andy Carroll....Local Hero! O̶r̶ ̶J̶u̶d̶a̶s̶?

    Christmas Tree ,
    • 806 replies
    • 58.6k views
    Monkeys Fist
    Monkeys Fist

  33. Amorim’s Arse Wipes v Eddies Electric Eleven - 26th Dec - 20:00 KO

    Holden McGroin,
    • 448 replies
    • 3.5k views
    Dazzler
    Dazzler

  34. Newcastle United: Club Sold To PCP - Official

    The Mighty Hog,
    • 11.5k replies
    • 740k views
    Howmanheyman
    Howmanheyman

  35. Paul mitchell

    Selkirk,
    • 236 replies
    • 12.3k views
    Alex
    Alex

  36. Owen - If only the fans knew the facts!

    KeithJ,
    • 570 replies
    • 63.4k views
    The Fish
    The Fish

  37. Eddie’s Black and White Bottlers v Marco’s White and Black Cheese and Wine Eaters - Wed 17th Dec - 20:15 GMT

    Holden McGroin,
    • 297 replies
    • 4.6k views
    Toonpack
    Toonpack

  38. I assume they're not going to customise the bar in our honour this time marra VS Eddie Howes constantly nackered mags at work

    Andrew,
    • 527 replies
    • 11.5k views
    Renton
    Renton

  39. Eddie Howe's cup holding weekend no shows v Jacksonville Jaguars owner's cottagers

    Toonpack,
    • 4 replies
    • 147 views
    The Fish
    The Fish

  40. A team Florian Wirtz used to be the best player for so they must be shit vs Eddie Howes 70 minute mags

    Andrew,
    • 385 replies
    • 5.3k views
    ohhh_yeah
    ohhh_yeah

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