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Liverpool’s worst looking advert for dental care gone wrong against Eddie’s mental care patients 1 2 3 4 17
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Fuck this shit, paedo CG cock sucking inbreds vs here you go mate we don’t really want the ball for fucks sake pass to one of your players cunts. 1 2 3 4 27
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Toontastic Patreon Charity Donation 2023
Get your nominations in!- 12 replies
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Eddie Howe's Stumbling Sausages visit [checks notes] Rob Edwards' Harried Hatters 1 2 3 4 15
Saturday 23 December 2023, 3pm. No UK telly and that.- 358 replies
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Geordie A Squad's Sexy Slayers of Manchesters Managerial Slapheads v Lego Head’s Cockney Spunk Bubble Over-Celebrators 1 2 3 4 28
Sat 4th Nov - 17:30 GMT - Sky Sports- 685 replies
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Señore Pioli's "Americans in the midfield" Milan vs. Meester Eddie's Iron Men XI 1 2 3 4 24
Group stage finale- 576 replies
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Postecoglou's Kane-less "Top 4? You're Having A Laugh" Overachievers vs Eddie's Enervated Epic "Same XI As Last Time" Battlers 1 2 3 4 17
Premier League Official Match Thread - Tottenham Hotspur Stadium, Sunday December 10th, 2023, Kick Off at 16:30- 407 replies
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eddie howe's robbed blind, parisian walkaways with heads held high v ten hag's you think you were in hell on wednesday? you aint seen fuck all yet manc cunts 1 2 3 4 18
back to the premier league grind....- 449 replies
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gravel voiced dychey and his irritatingly resilient, bowl swirling blue shites v mellifluous eddie's heroic, decimated squad of black and white grunts. 1 2 3 4 20
more premier league stuff again.- 476 replies
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How about a nice set of draws, pet v The gnashing walls of perpetual whining and phlegm, la. 1 2 3 4 23
NUFC v Liverpool, Sat 18 feb 5.30pm- 560 replies
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senor enrique's qatari bankrolled, sulking parisian wannabees v monsieur eddie's guerriers saoudiens noirs et blancs. 1 2 3 4 24
zut alors! the big boys european stuff- 590 replies
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howe's battle weary, walking wounded but still should've done better on saturday nufc v pochettino's shit tangoing not fit for a strictly dance off, corn beef munching cockney wankers. 1 2 3 4 19
mid table premier league game.- 473 replies
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Eddie Howe, the god-like genius, and his injury-ravaged sausage-shaking title contenders v some tin pot club on the south coast 1 2 3 4 19
Bournemouth v Newcastle- 472 replies
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The Giant Black And Yellow, Banana Looking, Bratwurst Sucking Mo Fos v Eddies Pumped Up, Patched Up, Paper Thin Geordie A Squad 1 2 3 4 17
Dortmund v Toon- Tues 7th Nov - 17:45 GMT - TNT Sports- 403 replies
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Slaphead Erik Ten Nonce’s Spawny Red VAR Devils v Sexy Eddie's Swashbuckling Geordie B Squad 1 2 3 4 19
Revenge for Cup Final - Wed 20:15 - Sky Sports- 454 replies
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Eddies Injury Ravaged European Trailblazers v Gary O’Neils Black Country Wimpy Wolves 1 2 3 4 13
Sat 28th : 17:30 Sky sports- 322 replies
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Eddie and Mad Dog's Couldn't Score In A Brothel, Useless, One Footed Geordie Lads v Da, Da, Dortmund, Ich Lieb' Dich Nicht, Du Liebst Mich Nicht 1 2 3 4 23
For you lazy twats this is the match thread for the Wed 25/10 @ 2000 game.- 559 replies
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Eddie and Mad Dog's Useless, Got Caught Doubling Down, Always Bet On Black (And White) Punts v The Woy With Schlupp Is Slender, Did Pardew Say Maybe, Or Eze Not Sure. He'll Be A Woy For The Eagles 1 2 3 4 15
This is the match thread! And thank fuck real football is back Saturday @ 1500- 364 replies
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Eddie Howe’s Huge Sausage Mags vs Allardyce’s Pint of Gravy Yorkshire Cunts 13/05/23 12:30pm 1 2 3 4 26
Dirty Leeds- 633 replies
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Eddie and Mad Dog's Apathetic Parisian Party Poopers v Turn It Up, Bring The Moyes (Yo, I Don't Understand Why West Ham's Playin' [With Bubbles]) 1 2 3 4 15
This is the match thread for the game played on Sunday @ 1400 you lazy twats- 364 replies
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Eddie and Mad Dog's Snail-Like Slow As Fuck Starters v Ça plane pour Mappe, Ça plane pour Ekitike, Ça plane pour moi, moi, moi, moi, (Hou-hou-oou-oou!) ça plane pour PSG 1 2 3 4 30
This is the match thread for the game which is Wednesday Night @ 2000, you lazy twats.- 732 replies
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Eddie and Mad Dog's Misfiring Majestic Mags v Pep's Not In Love, So Don't Forget It, It's Just A Silly Phase Citeh's Going Through 1 2 3 4 22
This is the match thread and for you lazy twats, it's Wed 27/09 2000 kick off.- 549 replies
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