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1. Bruno the Mickey Mouse Loving Shithouse v Sean Bean Loves to Bang the Blades 1 2 3 4 10

   NUFC v Sheff United - SJP - Sat 27th 15:00 KO

   By wykikitoon, April 26
   • 231 replies
   • 6.4k views
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   • Dazzler
   • April 29

2. I really didn't expect to be doing this for this long, right. Alex Isaks dutchman twisting, ange-ball battering, well rested Mags vs ...Who the fuck is Oliver Glasner?! Err, Crystal Palace 1 2 3 4 12

   Wednesday the 24th, 8pm, Selhurst Park

   By Andrew, April 14
   • 287 replies
   • 10.7k views
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   • wykikitoon
   • April 25

3. Newcastle United: Club Sold To PCP - Official 1 2 3 4 459

   Depending on whether he stays or goes Ashworth is mint/shit - Man U in talks

   By The Mighty Hog, October 16, 2017   

   • Owners
   • ForSale
   • 11.5k replies
   • 625.2k views
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   • RobinRobin
   • April 18

4. Other Games 21/22: Talk about Actual Football 1 2 3 4 127

   By Ayatollah Hermione, August 7, 2021
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   • Dazzler
   • April 17

5. Of course we start going on a run of some sort now. Martin Dubravkas going down easy to annoy a portuguese bloke Mags vs Anges great attacking side who have actually scored less than us whatevers. 1 2 3 4 14

   Saturday, 12:30 at SJP

   By Andrew, April 7
   • 334 replies
   • 11.5k views
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   • ohhh_yeah
   • April 16

6. Joselu 1 2 3 4 6

   By ewerk, August 16, 2017
   • 141 replies
   • 22.1k views
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   • Alex
   • April 9

7. Official Loan watch Thread™ 1 2 3 4 6

   By LongTimeAdmirer, September 23, 2023
   • 125 replies
   • 7.6k views
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   • Dazzler
   • April 8

8. Fulham away, I hate this fixture. If Dummett starts I'm deleting the thread when I get up so don't get too attached to anything you post. 1 2 3 4 11

   Saturday, 3pm.

   By Andrew, April 2
   • 274 replies
   • 8.5k views
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   • Ayatollah Hermione
   • April 7

9. Ah shit we won so I have to do another one. Alright, Eddies bubble bursting penalty merchants vs nailed on relegation certainties, Everton. 1 2 3 4 12

   Tuesday 19:30.

   By Andrew, March 31
   • 292 replies
   • 17.3k views
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   • Dazzler
   • April 4

10. Eddie and Sandros gambling men vs Moyes bubble blowing something or other, I don't know Im no good at this thread name bollocks, anyway we're playing West Ham 1 2 3 4 17

    Saturday, 12:30pm at Home

    By Andrew, March 29
    • 405 replies
    • 10.6k views
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    • The Fish
    • April 1

11. Pep’s peripatetic perfection seekers v Eddie’s egregious error strewn erseholes 1 2 3 4 12

    AM NOT WELL… AM SUFFERING FROM CUP FEVER! 😀 (#takingonefortheteamlads ☺️)

    By PaddockLad, March 14
    • 284 replies
    • 9.5k views
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    • thebrokendoll
    • March 25

12. jason tindall 1 2

    By thebrokendoll, March 31, 2023
    • 25 replies
    • 2.1k views
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    • ohhh_yeah
    • March 23

13. Let's all Laugh at Spurs 1 2 3 4 5

    By The Fish, September 3, 2008
    • 108 replies
    • 5.8k views
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    • Dazzler
    • March 22

14. Chelsea v Eddie's Prince of Players AG10 and his likely lads, NUFC 1 2 3 4 14

    Monday 11th March Kick-off 2000 aka 0700 on Optus Sports in the Great Southern Land

    By sammynb, March 3
    • 340 replies
    • 7.8k views
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    • wykikitoon
    • March 12

15. Eddie's, don't doubt the Dubs, NUFC v Wolverhampton Wanderers 1 2 3 4 14

    Saturday 2nd March Kick-off 1500 - on Optus Sports for those who like a vegemite sandwich.

    By sammynb, February 28
    • 329 replies
    • 9.5k views
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    • trophyshy
    • March 5

16. Blackburn Rovers v Eddie's, can Loris Karius, NUFC - FA Cup 5th Round 1 2 3 4 20

    Tuesday 27 Feb 1945 KO, on Paramount+ Doon Under

    By sammynb, February 25
    • 495 replies
    • 11.9k views
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    • Isegrim
    • February 28

17. Play Mobile Heed’s Hembarrassing and Deesgraceful Fam vs. Steady Eddie’s Crumbling Cripples. 1 2 3 4 13

    Away to Arsenal, Blud, innit. At their gaff, Saturday 24 Feb 20:00 KO.

    By Monkeys Fist, February 17
    • 317 replies
    • 10.1k views
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    • wykikitoon
    • February 26

18. Eddie’s Broon Ale necking Black Garter Slags vs PaddockLad’s mates’ southern softy shandy-drinking la las. 1 2 3 4 16

    Saturday 17th of the Secind Shittest month, at home, 15:00 KO.

    By Monkeys Fist, February 10
    • 396 replies
    • 12k views
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    • Holden McGroin
    • February 20

19. ATSU 1 2 3 4 5

    By Anorthernsoul, November 11, 2017
    • 109 replies
    • 9.2k views
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    • ohhh_yeah
    • February 15

20. Scabs vs Eddie’s Weetabix Haired Scargill Supporters. 1 2 3 4 19

    Scabs vs NUFC Sat 10th Feb. Scab Ground. 17:30 KO

    By Monkeys Fist, February 3
    • 465 replies
    • 13.7k views
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    • ohhh_yeah
    • February 13

21. Sir Edward of Howe’s Paggered But Awesome Beige Baiting Beauties vs Lorraine Chase. 1 2 3 4 22

    NUFC v Luton Town. SJP Saturday 3rd Feb. 15:00 KO.

    By Monkeys Fist, January 30
    • 526 replies
    • 16.2k views
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    • wykikitoon
    • February 7

22. Ferguson to retire at the end of the season - David Moyes replaces him. 1 2 3 4 9

    By Kid Dynamite, May 7, 2013   

    • Ferguson
    • Moyes
    • (and 1 more)

      Tagged with:

      • Ferguson
      • Moyes
      • Manchester United
    • 213 replies
    • 14.2k views
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    • ohhh_yeah
    • February 4

23. Alfie Harrison

    Superstar of The Future

    By Anorthernsoul, February 1
    • 21 replies
    • 944 views
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    • Andrew
    • February 3

24. 23/24 Prediction 1 2

    By The Fish, August 14, 2023
    • 28 replies
    • 1.2k views
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    • Andrew
    • February 1

25. Oonoy Immeray’s Beige Cunts vs Lee Dixon’s Beloved Black and White Shithouses. 1 2 3 4 19

    Tuesday 30th Jan. 20:15 KO. Away to beige, at beige park.

    By Monkeys Fist, January 27
    • 473 replies
    • 12.2k views
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    • Dr Gloom
    • February 1

26. Shamone Muthafucka-loving Harrods shopping Cottaging Cunts vs Eddie’s Absolutely shagged out, but still awesome Stalwarts. 1 2 3 4 18

    FA cup 4th round away to Fulham. Saturday 27th Jan. KO 19:00.

    By Monkeys Fist, January 13
    • 443 replies
    • 36.9k views
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    • ohhh_yeah
    • February 1

27. STEVEN TAYLOR has turned down a new five-year contract 1 2 3 4 6

    By Sever07, September 7, 2007
    • 133 replies
    • 7.7k views
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    • Ayatollah Hermione
    • January 25

28. Adidas ditching The Toon 1 2 3 4 87

    By Guest Stevie, February 3, 2009
    • 2.2k replies
    • 168.7k views
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    • Dazzler
    • January 22

29. It's KEEGAN 1 2 3 4 16

    By @yourservice, January 16, 2008
    • 394 replies
    • 23.6k views
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    • Renton
    • January 21

30. Jamaal Lascelles and Karl Darlow 1 2 3 4 12

    By Tooj, August 4, 2014   

    • Players
    • Current squad
    • (and 4 more)

      Tagged with:

      • Players
      • Current squad
      • Lascelles
      • Darlow
      • Defenders
      • Goalkeepers
    • 284 replies
    • 23.4k views
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    • The Fish
    • January 19

31. The ongoing injuries thread 1 2 3

    By trophyshy, May 27, 2015
    • 71 replies
    • 3.4k views
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    • ohhh_yeah
    • January 18

32. Fan/supporters club inquiry 1 2

    By Zaro, January 15
    • 29 replies
    • 1.7k views
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    • Dazzler
    • January 16

33. Fuck this shit, plastic oil CG cock sucking inbreds vs here you go mate we don’t really want the ball for fucks sake pass to one of your players cunts. 1 2 3 4 19

    By Kevin Carr's Gloves, January 12
    • 469 replies
    • 13.2k views
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    • MMXXVIII
    • January 15

34. Elite Defenders 1 2 3 4

    By Nefilim, January 10
    • 79 replies
    • 2.6k views
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    • RobinRobin
    • January 15

35. Houthie mackems

    Attacking uk ships

    By EddyRuxspin, January 13
    • 7 replies
    • 574 views
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    • Dougle
    • January 14

36. Selling a big name 1 2 3

    By Kid Dynamite, January 11
    • 68 replies
    • 2.6k views
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    • toonotl
    • January 13

37. Liverpool’s worst looking advert for dental care gone wrong against Eddie’s mental care patients 1 2 3 4 17

    By Isegrim, December 26, 2023
    • 403 replies
    • 13.8k views
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    • RobinRobin
    • January 13

38. Fuck this shit, paedo CG cock sucking inbreds vs here you go mate we don’t really want the ball for fucks sake pass to one of your players cunts. 1 2 3 4 28

    By Kevin Carr's Gloves, January 1
    • 675 replies
    • 22.6k views
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    • Dr Gloom
    • January 12

39. Jose Mourinho 1 2 3 4

    By Nefilim, January 2
    • 86 replies
    • 3.4k views
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    • Dazzler
    • January 10

40. Joey Barton 1 2 3

    By Whitey, April 27, 2011
    • 58 replies
    • 5.8k views
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    • Dazzler
    • January 2