Newcastle Forum

NILE RANGER......

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Players Who Are Worse Than Joelinton?

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Slaphead Erik Ten Nonce’s Spawny Red VAR Devils v Sexy Eddie's Swashbuckling Geordie B Squad

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Eddies Injury Ravaged European Trailblazers v Gary O’Neils Black Country Wimpy Wolves

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Would you settle for being an Everton?

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Eddie and Mad Dog's Couldn't Score In A Brothel, Useless, One Footed Geordie Lads v Da, Da, Dortmund, Ich Lieb' Dich Nicht, Du Liebst Mich Nicht

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Eddie and Mad Dog's Useless, Got Caught Doubling Down, Always Bet On Black (And White) Punts v The Woy With Schlupp Is Slender, Did Pardew Say Maybe, Or Eze Not Sure. He'll Be A Woy For The Eagles

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Eddie Howe’s Huge Sausage Mags vs Allardyce’s Pint of Gravy Yorkshire Cunts 13/05/23 12:30pm

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Andros Townsend

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Chelski

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Ciaran Clark

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Eddie and Mad Dog's Apathetic Parisian Party Poopers v Turn It Up, Bring The Moyes (Yo, I Don't Understand Why West Ham's Playin' [With Bubbles])

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Boomtime For Bundesliga

Eddie and Mad Dog's Snail-Like Slow As Fuck Starters v Ça plane pour Mappe, Ça plane pour Ekitike, Ça plane pour moi, moi, moi, moi, (Hou-hou-oou-oou!) ça plane pour PSG

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Champions League - Would the positives outweigh the negatives?

Eddie and Mad Dog's Misfiring Majestic Mags v Pep's Not In Love, So Don't Forget It, It's Just A Silly Phase Citeh's Going Through

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jurgen klopp..... classless cunt.

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Eddie and Mad Dog's Shot Shy Useless United v I'll Make My Final Stand, Hey... That's Why They Call Me Burnley

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Eddie and Mad Dog's; Lost Their Intensity, Got No Identity Black & White Army v You Fill Up My Senses, Like A Greasy Chip Butty, Blades

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Demba Ba

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Eddie and Mad Dog's still shite but slightly better, it was only Brentford FFS, Geordie Boys v Sandro Doesn't Live Here Anymore, Sandro Use To Room On The Second Floor, Meelan

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Eddie and Mad Dog's Ponderous and Clumsy Useless Shites v The Ghost of Ivan Toney's, can I get 3/1 for that, Bees

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We Are United

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Champions League

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Jeff Hendrick

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Women's World Cup

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Eddie’s One Man Dugout Wonderboys vs. Fag Ash Lil’s Wall Pushing Disappointments.

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Mario Balotelli

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2023/24 squad list

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Sir Eddie's Champion's League Prospects vs Senor Nee Baals Conference League Spunkbuckets

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Wor Eddie's One Step at a Time Wankers v Media Darling South Coast Cunts

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Good thing about the new owners

Who starts the Brighton match thread?

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Crystal Phallus v Graeme Jones’ still shite but rich doylems

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Respectful Pep's Arteta Squashers vs Eddie "Fanny Magnet" Howe's Rapid Challengers

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Sela Cup

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Pre Season Friendlies

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Other Games 22/23

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allan mcgregor's haggis munching midge infested teddy bears v pif's invading penniless paupers...

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Coloccini

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