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1. Eddie Howe’s Huge Sausage Mags vs Allardyce’s Pint of Gravy Yorkshire Cunts 13/05/23 12:30pm 1 2 3 4 26

   Dirty Leeds

   By strawb, May 7
   • 648 replies
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   • ohhh_yeah
   • May 15

2. Newcastle United Women 1 2 3 4 5

   The Lady Mags Thread

   By Tom, April 22, 2022
   • 112 replies
   • 4k views
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   • RobElliott
   • May 8

3. Howe’s Hawker Hurricane Goal Machines vs. Selles’ Sputtering Spitfire Spunkbubbles. 1 2 3 4 14

   St James’es’ Park Sunday 30th April 14:00.

   By Monkeys Fist, April 27
   • 345 replies
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   • Ayatollah Hermione
   • May 6

4. jurgen klopp..... classless cunt. 1 2

   By thebrokendoll, April 30
   • 31 replies
   • 1.1k views
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   • wykikitoon
   • May 3

5. Dyche’s Desperate Dirtbags vs. Howe’s “We Only Need 45 Minutes” Dibnah Demolition Doyens. Thu, 27 Apr 19:45 1 2 3 4 24

   Could this finally be the year CT gets the hang of this football lark?

   By Monkeys Fist, April 23
   • 590 replies
   • 12.5k views
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   • Monkeys Fist
   • April 29

6. Eddie’s Rampant ThrobbingCocks vs Some Part-timers Headless Chickens… 1 2 3 4 20

   Sunday 23 April. St James’es Park. 14:00h

   By Monkeys Fist, April 15
   • 485 replies
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   • Sonatine
   • April 26

7. Nick Pope 1 2 3 4 5

   By Ayatollah Hermione, June 21, 2022
   • 113 replies
   • 5k views
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   • The Fish
   • April 25

8. Hatem "Number 26" Ben Arfa 1 2 3 4 89

   By loonyTOON, April 19, 2011   

   • Players
   • ben arfa
   • 2.2k replies
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   • Alex
   • April 22

9. Souness is THE MAN! 1 2 3 4 7

   By Gemmill, January 24, 2006
   • 153 replies
   • 5.2k views
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   • MrBass
   • April 18

10. Unai "Nee Baals" Emery's Beige Renaissance vs Eddie "Baals in a Wheelbarrow" Howe's UNSTOPPABLE Lunchtime Mags 1 2 3 4 17

    Premier League, 15.04.23 12:30

    By Gemmill, April 8
    • 413 replies
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    • Gemmill
    • April 18

11. NUW - 24,000 at yesterday's 6-1 win over Bradford City

    By scoobos, April 17
    • 2 replies
    • 156 views
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    • scoobos
    • April 18

12. Longhaired Tommy Spankbank's Big Betting Brentford vs Eddie Howe's UNDENIABLE Hammer-Smashing Mags 1 2 3 4 16

    Premier League, 08.04.23 15:00

    By Gemmill, April 5
    • 398 replies
    • 8.2k views
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    • Dougle
    • April 12

13. Pundits & Ex Players who can Fuck right off 1 2 3 4 6

    Mike Ashley is a business man, the fans expect too much.

    By Tom, March 7, 2022
    • 126 replies
    • 4.5k views
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    • Monkeys Fist
    • April 9

14. David Moyes's Bubble-Blowing Bellwhiffs vs Eddie Howe's RELENTLESS Slaphead-Slaying Mags 1 2 3 4 20

    Premier League, 05.04.23 20:00

    By Gemmill, April 2
    • 499 replies
    • 9.3k views
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    • OTF
    • April 7

15. Champions League - Would the positives outweigh the negatives?

    By Christmas Tree , April 5
    • 21 replies
    • 447 views
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    • Meenzer
    • April 6

16. Sexy Eddie's The REAL United vs The Bald Fraud's Moonface-Free Manchester Team 1 2 3 4 25

    Premier League, 02.04.23 16:30

    By Gemmill, March 18
    • 613 replies
    • 13.2k views
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    • RobinRobin
    • April 5

17. Athleticism v technical ability - which is more important?

    By Dr Gloom, April 3
    • 13 replies
    • 352 views
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    • Andrew
    • April 3

18. Should we ban all talk of xG with fines of charity contributions to offenders?

    By Kevin Carr's Gloves, February 28
    • 21 replies
    • 645 views
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    • ewerk
    • April 3

19. jason tindall

    By thebrokendoll, March 31
    • 10 replies
    • 654 views
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    • ohhh_yeah
    • April 2

20. Rangers v Newcastle 1 2 3 4

    By McFaul , August 5, 2013
    • 84 replies
    • 8.5k views
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    • Toonpack
    • April 2

21. Mike Ashley -- Irrelevant Cunt 1 2 3 4 296

    By Christmas Tree , March 26, 2013   

    • Owners
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    • Alex
    • April 1

22. Chris Wood 1 2 3 4 13

    By Ayatollah Hermione, January 11, 2022
    • 318 replies
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    • RobinRobin
    • April 1

23. your first away game..... can you find a video? 1 2 3

    By thebrokendoll, March 25
    • 52 replies
    • 1.3k views
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    • Alex
    • March 28

24. Squinty Steve's Surplus Signings vs Sexy Eddie's "Let's Start This Weekend Off Right" Hotties 1 2 3 4 29

    Premier League, 17.03.23 20:00

    By Gemmill, March 13
    • 700 replies
    • 13.6k views
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    • The Fish
    • March 21

25. GAZUMPED, y'fuckas!! 1 2 3

    By Howmanheyman, January 27, 2022
    • 51 replies
    • 4.1k views
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    • Howmanheyman
    • March 18

26. Players Who Are Worse Than Joelinton? 1 2 3 4 9

    Toon Premiership Era.

    By Ugly Mackems, December 21, 2020
    • 209 replies
    • 11k views
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    • Renton
    • March 17

27. 104 in 39.

    WC26.

    By ohhh_yeah, March 14   

    • World Cup
    • FIFA
    • (and 1 more)

      Tagged with:

      • World Cup
      • FIFA
      • Infantino
    • 13 replies
    • 400 views
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    • Alex
    • March 17

28. Owen - If only the fans knew the facts! 1 2 3 4 22

    By KeithJ, April 20, 2011   

    • Owen
    • Strikers
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    • 540 replies
    • 47.2k views
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    • Howmanheyman
    • March 16

29. n.u.s.t., is there any point in them? 1 2 3

    By thebrokendoll, May 19, 2022
    • 64 replies
    • 2.6k views
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    • Alex
    • March 16

30. VAR... really?? 1 2 3 4 13

    If you want to know what Danny Baker thinks then PL has you covered in here.

    By PaddockLad, January 8, 2018
    • 304 replies
    • 26.4k views
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    • ohhh_yeah
    • March 16

31. Eddie’s title chasers against some league one outfit from Yorkshire 1 2 3 4 25

    Saturday at 6pm. Beeb champing for a giant killing

    By Dr Gloom, January 6
    • 622 replies
    • 14.8k views
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    • Craig
    • March 15

32. ATSU 1 2 3 4 5

    By Anorthernsoul, November 11, 2017
    • 108 replies
    • 6.9k views
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    • RobinRobin
    • March 15

33. The Return of Eddie Howe's Shithousing, High Pressing Fucking NETBUSTERS vs Lopetegui's Lupine Logmunchers 1 2 3 4 18

    Premier League, 12.03.23 16:30

    By Gemmill, March 4
    • 440 replies
    • 10.3k views
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    • trophyshy
    • March 14

34. True Faith & Bullies from the Tyne 1 2 3 4 17

    By wykikitoon, April 5, 2022
    • 423 replies
    • 16.4k views
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    • Meenzer
    • March 7

35. Pep's not plastic club from Manchester versus Eddie's wounded League Cup xG winners (+ Fish) 1 2 3 4 17

    Premier League 12:30 Saturday 4th March

    By Toonpack, February 27
    • 407 replies
    • 8.7k views
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    • wykikitoon
    • March 6

36. How about a nice set of draws, pet v The gnashing walls of perpetual whining and phlegm, la. 1 2 3 4 23

    NUFC v Liverpool, Sat 18 feb 5.30pm

    By trophyshy, February 13
    • 569 replies
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    • LongTimeAdmirer
    • March 1

37. Wor Eddie's Fuck The Draw Bastards v Eriks Schmoking the Pancake School Meal Wankers - AKA The League Cup Final + Gemmill Loves Excel 1 2 3 4 38

    Sunday 26h Feb - 16:30 - Sky Sports

    By wykikitoon, February 20
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    • wykikitoon
    • March 1

38. Where’s good to park in North London!? 1 2 3 4 8

    The Wembley Warm up Thread™️

    By Tom, February 2
    • 197 replies
    • 5.1k views
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    • ohhh_yeah
    • February 26

39. Would you settle for being an Everton? 1 2 3 4 5

    By Kid Dynamite, February 20, 2011
    • 103 replies
    • 6.1k views
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    • RobinRobin
    • February 21

40. Kevin Keegan 1 2 3 4 9

    By Tooj, February 14, 2010   

    • Managers
    • keegan
    • (and 2 more)

      Tagged with:

      • Managers
      • keegan
      • players
      • strikers
    • 210 replies
    • 22.4k views
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    • Monkeys Fist
    • February 15