Jump to content

Newcastle Forum

The board for all things Newcastle

16156 topics in this forum

  1. Claudia Moan 1 2

    By ohhh_yeah,
    • 34 replies
    • 1.3k views

  2. Salomon Rondon 1 2 3 4 7

    By wykikitoon,   
    • 156 replies
    • 23.5k views

  3. The Great DOF Hunt of 2024 1 2 3 4 15

    By Ayatollah Hermione,
    • 373 replies
    • 20.4k views

  4. Andy Carroll....Local Hero! O̶r̶ ̶J̶u̶d̶a̶s̶? 1 2 3 4 33

    By Christmas Tree ,
    • 800 replies
    • 54.1k views

  5. Just joined 1 2 3 4

    By Selkirk,
    • 77 replies
    • 3.3k views

  6. Premier League 24/25

    By The Fish,
    • 5 replies
    • 632 views

  7. Season tickets

    By Kevin Carr's Gloves,
    • 3 replies
    • 382 views

  8. Dan Gosling 1 2 3 4 12

    By BigAl,
    • 285 replies
    • 28.6k views

  9. Toontastic Fantasy Premier League 23/24 1 2

    By Andrew,
    • 44 replies
    • 10k views

  10. Longstaff Brothers Dim 1 2 3 4 6

    By wykikitoon,
    • 129 replies
    • 9.5k views

  11. Howe's That To End The Season You Southern Wankers v To be Frank, We're Southern and Cunts 1 2 3 4 16

    Brentford v NUFC - Sunday 19th May 16:00 KO
    By wykikitoon,
    • 392 replies
    • 11.9k views

  12. Ten bob’s bell ends v HOWE’S HOWITZERS! 1 2 3 4 22

    Europe… it’s the final countdown!
    By PaddockLad,
    • 531 replies
    • 17.8k views

  13. Eddie’s late thread lackeys v de Zerbi’s beach bums 1 2 3 4 13

    By PaddockLad,
    • 304 replies
    • 11.1k views

  14. 23/24 Run In 1 2 3 4 7

    By The Fish,
    • 150 replies
    • 8k views

  15. Burnley v Newcastle United 04/04/24 1 2 3 4 11

    MAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU!
    By PaddockLad,
    • 269 replies
    • 9.7k views

  16. Kinnear resigns! 1 2 3 4 10

    By Meenzer,   
    • 240 replies
    • 17.8k views

  17. Bruno the Mickey Mouse Loving Shithouse v Sean Bean Loves to Bang the Blades 1 2 3 4 9

    NUFC v Sheff United - SJP - Sat 27th 15:00 KO
    By wykikitoon,
    • 220 replies
    • 8.2k views

  18. I really didn't expect to be doing this for this long, right. Alex Isaks dutchman twisting, ange-ball battering, well rested Mags vs ...Who the fuck is Oliver Glasner?! Err, Crystal Palace 1 2 3 4 12

    Wednesday the 24th, 8pm, Selhurst Park
    By Andrew,
    • 284 replies
    • 13.8k views

  19. Newcastle United: Club Sold To PCP - Official 1 2 3 4 459

    Depending on whether he stays or goes Ashworth is mint/shit - Man U in talks
    By The Mighty Hog,   
    • 11.5k replies
    • 692.4k views

  20. Other Games 21/22: Talk about Actual Football 1 2 3 4 127

    By Ayatollah Hermione,
    • 3.2k replies
    • 117.3k views

  21. Of course we start going on a run of some sort now. Martin Dubravkas going down easy to annoy a portuguese bloke Mags vs Anges great attacking side who have actually scored less than us whatevers. 1 2 3 4 13

    Saturday, 12:30 at SJP
    By Andrew,
    • 319 replies
    • 15.4k views

  22. Joselu 1 2 3 4 6

    By ewerk,
    • 141 replies
    • 23.2k views

  23. Fulham away, I hate this fixture. If Dummett starts I'm deleting the thread when I get up so don't get too attached to anything you post. 1 2 3 4 11

    Saturday, 3pm.
    By Andrew,
    • 265 replies
    • 10.9k views

  24. Ah shit we won so I have to do another one. Alright, Eddies bubble bursting penalty merchants vs nailed on relegation certainties, Everton. 1 2 3 4 12

    Tuesday 19:30.
    By Andrew,
    • 291 replies
    • 20.4k views

  25. Eddie and Sandros gambling men vs Moyes bubble blowing something or other, I don't know Im no good at this thread name bollocks, anyway we're playing West Ham 1 2 3 4 16

    Saturday, 12:30pm at Home
    By Andrew,
    • 389 replies
    • 14k views

  26. Pep’s peripatetic perfection seekers v Eddie’s egregious error strewn erseholes 1 2 3 4 12

    AM NOT WELL… AM SUFFERING FROM CUP FEVER! 😀 (#takingonefortheteamlads ☺️)
    By PaddockLad,
    • 282 replies
    • 14.3k views

  27. Let's all Laugh at Spurs 1 2 3 4 5

    By The Fish,
    • 108 replies
    • 7k views

  28. Chelsea v Eddie's Prince of Players AG10 and his likely lads, NUFC 1 2 3 4 14

    Monday 11th March Kick-off 2000 aka 0700 on Optus Sports in the Great Southern Land
    By sammynb,
    • 339 replies
    • 10.3k views

  29. Eddie's, don't doubt the Dubs, NUFC v Wolverhampton Wanderers 1 2 3 4 13

    Saturday 2nd March Kick-off 1500 - on Optus Sports for those who like a vegemite sandwich.
    By sammynb,
    • 314 replies
    • 12.5k views

  30. Blackburn Rovers v Eddie's, can Loris Karius, NUFC - FA Cup 5th Round 1 2 3 4 20

    Tuesday 27 Feb 1945 KO, on Paramount+ Doon Under
    By sammynb,
    • 495 replies
    • 15.4k views

  31. Play Mobile Heed’s Hembarrassing and Deesgraceful Fam vs. Steady Eddie’s Crumbling Cripples. 1 2 3 4 13

    Away to Arsenal, Blud, innit. At their gaff, Saturday 24 Feb 20:00 KO.
    By Monkeys Fist,
    • 315 replies
    • 14.1k views

  32. Eddie’s Broon Ale necking Black Garter Slags vs PaddockLad’s mates’ southern softy shandy-drinking la las. 1 2 3 4 16

    Saturday 17th of the Secind Shittest month, at home, 15:00 KO.
    By Monkeys Fist,
    • 387 replies
    • 16.8k views

  33. ATSU 1 2 3 4 5

    By Anorthernsoul,
    • 109 replies
    • 10.7k views

  34. Scabs vs Eddie’s Weetabix Haired Scargill Supporters. 1 2 3 4 19

    Scabs vs NUFC Sat 10th Feb. Scab Ground. 17:30 KO
    By Monkeys Fist,
    • 462 replies
    • 18.8k views

  35. Sir Edward of Howe’s Paggered But Awesome Beige Baiting Beauties vs Lorraine Chase. 1 2 3 4 21

    NUFC v Luton Town. SJP Saturday 3rd Feb. 15:00 KO.
    By Monkeys Fist,
    • 511 replies
    • 20.9k views

  36. Ferguson to retire at the end of the season - David Moyes replaces him. 1 2 3 4 9

    By Kid Dynamite,   
    • 213 replies
    • 16.1k views

  37. Alfie Harrison

    Superstar of The Future
    By Anorthernsoul,
    • 20 replies
    • 1.3k views

  38. 23/24 Prediction 1 2

    By The Fish,
    • 27 replies
    • 1.5k views

  39. Oonoy Immeray’s Beige Cunts vs Lee Dixon’s Beloved Black and White Shithouses. 1 2 3 4 19

    Tuesday 30th Jan. 20:15 KO. Away to beige, at beige park.
    By Monkeys Fist,
    • 471 replies
    • 15.4k views

  40. Shamone Muthafucka-loving Harrods shopping Cottaging Cunts vs Eddie’s Absolutely shagged out, but still awesome Stalwarts. 1 2 3 4 18

    FA cup 4th round away to Fulham. Saturday 27th Jan. KO 19:00.
    By Monkeys Fist,
    • 442 replies
    • 41k views

  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.
×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

We have placed cookies on your device to help make this website better. You can adjust your cookie settings, otherwise we'll assume you're okay to continue.

  I accept