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  1. Who starts the Brighton match thread? 1 2 3

    By Dr Gloom,
    • 65 replies
    • 2.5k views

  2. Crystal Phallus v Graeme Jones’ still shite but rich doylems 1 2 3 4 14

    By Christmas Tree ,
    • 329 replies
    • 11.9k views

  3. Respectful Pep's Arteta Squashers vs Eddie "Fanny Magnet" Howe's Rapid Challengers 1 2 3 4 17

    Premier League, 19.08.23 20:00
    By Gemmill,
    • 402 replies
    • 11.9k views

  4. Sela Cup 1 2 3 4 7

    By Christmas Tree ,
    • 158 replies
    • 5.3k views

  5. Pre Season Friendlies 1 2 3 4

    By Kid Dynamite,
    • 90 replies
    • 4.4k views

  6. Other Games 22/23 1 2 3 4 209

    Time marches on relentlessly
    By Ayatollah Hermione,
    • 5.2k replies
    • 176.4k views

  7. allan mcgregor's haggis munching midge infested teddy bears v pif's invading penniless paupers... 1 2 3

    friendly thing
    By thebrokendoll,
    • 57 replies
    • 3.1k views

  8. Coloccini 1 2 3 4 17

    By JawD,
    • 402 replies
    • 31.5k views

  9. Banter or Hate Crime?

    Homophobic Language
    By CovJet,
    • 14 replies
    • 715 views

  10. Travel

    Looking for info on away travel
    By JawD,
    • 10 replies
    • 773 views

  11. Nicolo Barella 1 2

    By Ayatollah Hermione,
    • 38 replies
    • 1.9k views

  12. Comparison 1 2

    By The Fish,
    • 37 replies
    • 1.6k views

  13. The Twitter Thread 1 2 3 4 261

    By peasepud,
    • 6.5k replies
    • 424.5k views

  14. Toontastic Fantasy Premier League 22/23 1 2

    By Andrew,
    • 39 replies
    • 5.9k views

  15. Predictions 22/23

    By wykikitoon,
    • 13 replies
    • 875 views

  16. Todd Boehlys Turgid Turtle Heads V Eddie Howe’s Swashbuckling Shithousing Champions League Qualifiers 1 2 3 4 13

    16:30 BST - Sun 28th
    By Holden McGroin,
    • 315 replies
    • 8.3k views

  17. Shola Ameobi 1 2 3 4 25

    By LeazesMag,   
    • 604 replies
    • 42k views

  18. The class of 22/23

    By Christmas Tree ,
    • 7 replies
    • 417 views

  19. Racism in football 1 2 3 4 20

    By Toonraider,
    • 483 replies
    • 20.8k views

  20. Eddie's RELENTLESSLY Pressing Champions League-bound Mags vs Dean Smith's Soft-Centre Championship-bound Foxes 1 2 3 4 17

    Premier League, 22.05.23 20:00
    By Gemmill,
    • 411 replies
    • 12.2k views

  21. Eddie's Glorious Champions League-bound Mags vs De Zerbi's Stuttering South Coast Soft Shites 1 2 3 4 32

    Premier League, 18.05.23 19:30
    By Gemmill,
    • 781 replies
    • 24.2k views

  22. Howe's It Gan Pet v Captain Scarlet wannabe, Playmobil Fam, Blood, Ya Get Me? 1 2 3 4 19

    SJP - Monday 16th 20:00 - Sky Sports
    By wykikitoon,
    • 462 replies
    • 14.3k views

  23. Siem De Jong 1 2 3 4 19

    By Barney,   
    • 451 replies
    • 30.1k views

  24. Who do you want to be relegated? 1 2 3 4

    And who do you think will go down?
    By Zathras,
    • 83 replies
    • 3.6k views

  25. Eddie “ Eagle-Eyed Action Man, with Gripping Hands” Howe’s Unstoppable Force vs Playmobil Heed’s Perennial Bottle Arse(nal)’s. Sun 7th May. Saint James’es’s Park. 16:30h. 1 2 3 4 25

    Could this finally be the game Sven Adult Botman gets his goal?
    By Monkeys Fist,
    • 610 replies
    • 18.8k views

  26. So, what does everyone think of xG - good or bad? 1 2 3

    By Dr Gloom,
    • 65 replies
    • 3.1k views

  27. Newcastle United Women 1 2 3 4 5

    The Lady Mags Thread
    By Tom,
    • 112 replies
    • 5.1k views

  28. Howe’s Hawker Hurricane Goal Machines vs. Selles’ Sputtering Spitfire Spunkbubbles. 1 2 3 4 14

    St James’es’ Park Sunday 30th April 14:00.
    By Monkeys Fist,
    • 345 replies
    • 8.9k views

  29. Dyche’s Desperate Dirtbags vs. Howe’s “We Only Need 45 Minutes” Dibnah Demolition Doyens. Thu, 27 Apr 19:45 1 2 3 4 24

    Could this finally be the year CT gets the hang of this football lark?
    By Monkeys Fist,
    • 590 replies
    • 17.4k views

  30. Eddie’s Rampant ThrobbingCocks vs Some Part-timers Headless Chickens… 1 2 3 4 20

    Sunday 23 April. St James’es Park. 14:00h
    By Monkeys Fist,
    • 485 replies
    • 15.8k views

  31. Souness is THE MAN! 1 2 3 4 7

    By Gemmill,
    • 153 replies
    • 6.4k views

  32. Unai "Nee Baals" Emery's Beige Renaissance vs Eddie "Baals in a Wheelbarrow" Howe's UNSTOPPABLE Lunchtime Mags 1 2 3 4 17

    Premier League, 15.04.23 12:30
    By Gemmill,
    • 413 replies
    • 21.2k views

  33. NUW - 24,000 at yesterday's 6-1 win over Bradford City

    By scoobos,
    • 2 replies
    • 223 views

  34. Longhaired Tommy Spankbank's Big Betting Brentford vs Eddie Howe's UNDENIABLE Hammer-Smashing Mags 1 2 3 4 16

    Premier League, 08.04.23 15:00
    By Gemmill,
    • 398 replies
    • 11k views

  35. Pundits & Ex Players who can Fuck right off 1 2 3 4 6

    Mike Ashley is a business man, the fans expect too much.
    By Tom,
    • 126 replies
    • 5.5k views

  36. David Moyes's Bubble-Blowing Bellwhiffs vs Eddie Howe's RELENTLESS Slaphead-Slaying Mags 1 2 3 4 20

    Premier League, 05.04.23 20:00
    By Gemmill,
    • 499 replies
    • 13.6k views

  37. Sexy Eddie's The REAL United vs The Bald Fraud's Moonface-Free Manchester Team 1 2 3 4 25

    Premier League, 02.04.23 16:30
    By Gemmill,
    • 613 replies
    • 17.3k views

  38. Athleticism v technical ability - which is more important?

    By Dr Gloom,
    • 13 replies
    • 578 views

  39. Should we ban all talk of xG with fines of charity contributions to offenders?

    By Kevin Carr's Gloves,
    • 21 replies
    • 1.1k views

  40. Rangers v Newcastle 1 2 3 4

    By McFaul ,
    • 84 replies
    • 9.1k views
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