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  1. Play Mobile Heed’s Hembarrassing and Deesgraceful Fam vs. Steady Eddie’s Crumbling Cripples. 1 2 3 4 13

    Away to Arsenal, Blud, innit. At their gaff, Saturday 24 Feb 20:00 KO.
    By Monkeys Fist,
    • 315 replies
    • 12.2k views

  2. Eddie’s Broon Ale necking Black Garter Slags vs PaddockLad’s mates’ southern softy shandy-drinking la las. 1 2 3 4 16

    Saturday 17th of the Secind Shittest month, at home, 15:00 KO.
    By Monkeys Fist,
    • 387 replies
    • 14.7k views

  3. ATSU 1 2 3 4 5

    By Anorthernsoul,
    • 109 replies
    • 9.7k views

  4. Scabs vs Eddie’s Weetabix Haired Scargill Supporters. 1 2 3 4 19

    Scabs vs NUFC Sat 10th Feb. Scab Ground. 17:30 KO
    By Monkeys Fist,
    • 462 replies
    • 16.6k views

  5. Sir Edward of Howe’s Paggered But Awesome Beige Baiting Beauties vs Lorraine Chase. 1 2 3 4 21

    NUFC v Luton Town. SJP Saturday 3rd Feb. 15:00 KO.
    By Monkeys Fist,
    • 511 replies
    • 19k views

  6. Ferguson to retire at the end of the season - David Moyes replaces him. 1 2 3 4 9

    By Kid Dynamite,   
    • 213 replies
    • 15.2k views

  7. Alfie Harrison

    Superstar of The Future
    By Anorthernsoul,
    • 20 replies
    • 1.1k views

  8. 23/24 Prediction 1 2

    By The Fish,
    • 27 replies
    • 1.3k views

  9. Oonoy Immeray’s Beige Cunts vs Lee Dixon’s Beloved Black and White Shithouses. 1 2 3 4 19

    Tuesday 30th Jan. 20:15 KO. Away to beige, at beige park.
    By Monkeys Fist,
    • 471 replies
    • 13.5k views

  10. Shamone Muthafucka-loving Harrods shopping Cottaging Cunts vs Eddie’s Absolutely shagged out, but still awesome Stalwarts. 1 2 3 4 18

    FA cup 4th round away to Fulham. Saturday 27th Jan. KO 19:00.
    By Monkeys Fist,
    • 442 replies
    • 39.1k views

  11. STEVEN TAYLOR has turned down a new five-year contract 1 2 3 4 6

    By Sever07,
    • 133 replies
    • 8.2k views

  12. Adidas ditching The Toon 1 2 3 4 87

    By Guest Stevie,
    • 2.2k replies
    • 173.5k views

  13. It's KEEGAN 1 2 3 4 16

    By @yourservice,
    • 394 replies
    • 24.7k views

  14. Jamaal Lascelles and Karl Darlow 1 2 3 4 12

    By Tooj,   
    • 283 replies
    • 24.1k views

  15. The ongoing injuries thread 1 2 3

    By trophyshy,
    • 71 replies
    • 3.7k views

  16. Fan/supporters club inquiry 1 2

    By Zaro,
    • 29 replies
    • 1.9k views

  17. Fuck this shit, plastic oil CG cock sucking inbreds vs here you go mate we don’t really want the ball for fucks sake pass to one of your players cunts. 1 2 3 4 19

    By Kevin Carr's Gloves,
    • 468 replies
    • 15.9k views

  18. Elite Defenders 1 2 3 4

    By Nefilim,
    • 79 replies
    • 2.9k views

  19. Houthie mackems

    Attacking uk ships
    By EddyRuxspin,
    • 7 replies
    • 656 views

  20. Selling a big name 1 2 3

    By Kid Dynamite,
    • 68 replies
    • 3k views

  21. Liverpool’s worst looking advert for dental care gone wrong against Eddie’s mental care patients 1 2 3 4 17

    By Isegrim,
    • 401 replies
    • 16.3k views

  22. Fuck this shit, paedo CG cock sucking inbreds vs here you go mate we don’t really want the ball for fucks sake pass to one of your players cunts. 1 2 3 4 27

    By Kevin Carr's Gloves,
    • 663 replies
    • 25.2k views

  23. Jose Mourinho 1 2 3 4

    By Nefilim,
    • 86 replies
    • 3.7k views

  24. Joey Barton 1 2 3

    By Whitey,
    • 58 replies
    • 6.1k views

  25. Toontastic Patreon Charity Donation 2023

    Get your nominations in!
    By Andrew,
    • 12 replies
    • 2.1k views

  26. Eddie Howe's Stumbling Sausages visit [checks notes] Rob Edwards' Harried Hatters 1 2 3 4 15

    Saturday 23 December 2023, 3pm. No UK telly and that.
    By Meenzer,
    • 358 replies
    • 13.6k views

  27. Chelsea v Newcastle United 1 2 3 4 23

    Carabao Cup, 19.12.23 20:00
    By Gemmill,
    • 560 replies
    • 17.4k views

  28. Newcastle United vs Fulham FC 1 2 3 4 17

    Premier League, 16.12.2023 15:00
    By Gemmill,
    • 408 replies
    • 13.5k views

  29. Geordie A Squad's Sexy Slayers of Manchesters Managerial Slapheads v Lego Head’s Cockney Spunk Bubble Over-Celebrators 1 2 3 4 28

    Sat 4th Nov - 17:30 GMT - Sky Sports
    By Holden McGroin,
    • 685 replies
    • 25.3k views

  30. Señore Pioli's "Americans in the midfield" Milan vs. Meester Eddie's Iron Men XI 1 2 3 4 24

    Group stage finale
    By Zathras,
    • 576 replies
    • 17.5k views

  31. Newcastle United Vs AC Milan - Champions League Six Pointer 1 2 3 4 5

    By Ayatollah Hermione,
    • 107 replies
    • 5.3k views

  32. Postecoglou's Kane-less "Top 4? You're Having A Laugh" Overachievers vs Eddie's Enervated Epic "Same XI As Last Time" Battlers 1 2 3 4 17

    Premier League Official Match Thread - Tottenham Hotspur Stadium, Sunday December 10th, 2023, Kick Off at 16:30
    By MrBass,
    • 407 replies
    • 103.4k views

  33. eddie howe's robbed blind, parisian walkaways with heads held high v ten hag's you think you were in hell on wednesday? you aint seen fuck all yet manc cunts 1 2 3 4 18

    back to the premier league grind....
    By thebrokendoll,
    • 449 replies
    • 14.5k views

  34. gravel voiced dychey and his irritatingly resilient, bowl swirling blue shites v mellifluous eddie's heroic, decimated squad of black and white grunts. 1 2 3 4 20

    more premier league stuff again.
    By thebrokendoll,
    • 476 replies
    • 20k views

  35. How about a nice set of draws, pet v The gnashing walls of perpetual whining and phlegm, la. 1 2 3 4 23

    NUFC v Liverpool, Sat 18 feb 5.30pm
    By trophyshy,
    • 560 replies
    • 22.1k views

  36. senor enrique's qatari bankrolled, sulking parisian wannabees v monsieur eddie's guerriers saoudiens noirs et blancs. 1 2 3 4 24

    zut alors! the big boys european stuff
    By thebrokendoll,
    • 590 replies
    • 19.1k views

  37. A manager likes them underage apparently 1 2

    By Kevin Carr's Gloves,
    • 35 replies
    • 1.8k views

  38. Hatem "Number 26" Ben Arfa 1 2 3 4 89

    By loonyTOON,   
    • 2.2k replies
    • 137.6k views

  39. howe's battle weary, walking wounded but still should've done better on saturday nufc v pochettino's shit tangoing not fit for a strictly dance off, corn beef munching cockney wankers. 1 2 3 4 19

    mid table premier league game.
    By thebrokendoll,
    • 473 replies
    • 16.3k views

  40. Former players - Where are they now? 1 2

    By Anorthernsoul,
    • 35 replies
    • 5.3k views

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