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1. Gazza 1 2 3 4 32

   If it isn't a new thread he hasn't died.

   By peasepud, May 29, 2007   

   • Players
   • Gascoigne
   • 787 replies
   • 68.7k views
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   • RobElliott
   • June 10

2. The Secret Diary of Lee Ryder (aged 44 and a half) 1 2 3 4 83

   By Craig, July 16, 2010
   • 2.1k replies
   • 169.4k views
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   • Howmanheyman
   • June 4

3. Longstaff Brothers Dim 1 2 3 4 6

   By wykikitoon, January 14, 2022
   • 130 replies
   • 6.9k views
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   • wykikitoon
   • May 28

4. Rate this season 1 2 3

   By LongTimeAdmirer, May 20
   • 52 replies
   • 1.5k views
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   • The Fish
   • May 24

5. Howe's That To End The Season You Southern Wankers v To be Frank, We're Southern and Cunts 1 2 3 4 17

   Brentford v NUFC - Sunday 19th May 16:00 KO

   By wykikitoon, May 16
   • 405 replies
   • 6.7k views
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   • Dr Gloom
   • May 21

6. Ten bob’s bell ends v HOWE’S HOWITZERS! 1 2 3 4 22

   Europe… it’s the final countdown!

   By PaddockLad, May 13
   • 538 replies
   • 8.8k views
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   • Gemmill
   • May 16

7. Miguel Almiron 1 2 3 4 18

   By wykikitoon, January 31, 2019
   • 433 replies
   • 28.4k views
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   • wykikitoon
   • May 16

8. Eddie’s late thread lackeys v de Zerbi’s beach bums 1 2 3 4 13

   By PaddockLad, May 10
   • 310 replies
   • 5.5k views
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   • RobinRobin
   • May 14

9. Jacob Murphy 1 2 3 4 7

   God is love

   By Park Life, July 17, 2017
   • 153 replies
   • 10.6k views
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   • strawb
   • May 10

10. 23/24 Run In 1 2 3 4 7

    By The Fish, April 14
    • 150 replies
    • 5k views
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    • Dazzler
    • May 8

11. Burnley v Newcastle United 04/04/24 1 2 3 4 11

    MAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU!

    By PaddockLad, May 3
    • 271 replies
    • 5k views
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    • RobinRobin
    • May 6

12. St James’ Park 1 2 3 4 15

    Anything to do with our home - past, present or future

    By Craig, July 30, 2022
    • 359 replies
    • 15.1k views
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    • Monkeys Fist
    • May 1

13. Kinnear resigns! 1 2 3 4 10

    By Meenzer, February 3, 2014   

    • Managers
    • Kinnear
    • 241 replies
    • 15.1k views
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    • Alex
    • April 29

14. Bruno the Mickey Mouse Loving Shithouse v Sean Bean Loves to Bang the Blades 1 2 3 4 10

    NUFC v Sheff United - SJP - Sat 27th 15:00 KO

    By wykikitoon, April 26
    • 231 replies
    • 4.5k views
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    • Dazzler
    • April 29

15. Joelinton 1 2 3 4 46

    By wykikitoon, July 23, 2019
    • 1.1k replies
    • 64.7k views
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    • Tdansmith
    • April 25

16. I really didn't expect to be doing this for this long, right. Alex Isaks dutchman twisting, ange-ball battering, well rested Mags vs ...Who the fuck is Oliver Glasner?! Err, Crystal Palace 1 2 3 4 12

    Wednesday the 24th, 8pm, Selhurst Park

    By Andrew, April 14
    • 290 replies
    • 8.9k views
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    • wykikitoon
    • April 25

17. Newcastle United: Club Sold To PCP - Official 1 2 3 4 459

    Depending on whether he stays or goes Ashworth is mint/shit - Man U in talks

    By The Mighty Hog, October 16, 2017   

    • Owners
    • ForSale
    • 11.5k replies
    • 599.1k views
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    • RobinRobin
    • April 18

18. Other Games 21/22: Talk about Actual Football 1 2 3 4 127

    By Ayatollah Hermione, August 7, 2021
    • 3.2k replies
    • 92.8k views
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    • Dazzler
    • April 17

19. Of course we start going on a run of some sort now. Martin Dubravkas going down easy to annoy a portuguese bloke Mags vs Anges great attacking side who have actually scored less than us whatevers. 1 2 3 4 14

    Saturday, 12:30 at SJP

    By Andrew, April 7
    • 338 replies
    • 9k views
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    • ohhh_yeah
    • April 16

20. Joselu 1 2 3 4 6

    By ewerk, August 16, 2017
    • 141 replies
    • 21.3k views
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    • Alex
    • April 9

21. Official Loan watch Thread™ 1 2 3 4 6

    By LongTimeAdmirer, September 23, 2023
    • 125 replies
    • 6.3k views
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    • Dazzler
    • April 8

22. Fulham away, I hate this fixture. If Dummett starts I'm deleting the thread when I get up so don't get too attached to anything you post. 1 2 3 4 12

    Saturday, 3pm.

    By Andrew, April 2
    • 275 replies
    • 6.5k views
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    • Ayatollah Hermione
    • April 7

23. Ah shit we won so I have to do another one. Alright, Eddies bubble bursting penalty merchants vs nailed on relegation certainties, Everton. 1 2 3 4 12

    Tuesday 19:30.

    By Andrew, March 31
    • 295 replies
    • 15.3k views
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    • Dazzler
    • April 4

24. Defensive Stalwart. The Big Dan. 1 2 3 4 9

    By ohhh_yeah, March 31, 2022
    • 224 replies
    • 9.4k views
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    • RobinRobin
    • April 4

25. Eddie and Sandros gambling men vs Moyes bubble blowing something or other, I don't know Im no good at this thread name bollocks, anyway we're playing West Ham 1 2 3 4 17

    Saturday, 12:30pm at Home

    By Andrew, March 29
    • 407 replies
    • 8.4k views
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    • The Fish
    • April 1

26. Harvey Barnes 1 2 3 4

    > ASM because we play more than 3 games a season

    By aimaad22, July 19, 2023
    • 75 replies
    • 4.5k views
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    • Gemmill
    • March 31

27. Sven Botman 1 2 3 4 7

    By wykikitoon, June 28, 2022
    • 168 replies
    • 9.4k views
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    • NJS
    • March 29

28. Pep’s peripatetic perfection seekers v Eddie’s egregious error strewn erseholes 1 2 3 4 12

    AM NOT WELL… AM SUFFERING FROM CUP FEVER! 😀 (#takingonefortheteamlads ☺️)

    By PaddockLad, March 14
    • 298 replies
    • 7.6k views
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    • thebrokendoll
    • March 25

29. jason tindall 1 2

    By thebrokendoll, March 31, 2023
    • 25 replies
    • 1.9k views
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    • ohhh_yeah
    • March 23

30. Let's all Laugh at Spurs 1 2 3 4 5

    By The Fish, September 3, 2008
    • 108 replies
    • 5.3k views
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    • Dazzler
    • March 22

31. Chelsea v Eddie's Prince of Players AG10 and his likely lads, NUFC 1 2 3 4 14

    Monday 11th March Kick-off 2000 aka 0700 on Optus Sports in the Great Southern Land

    By sammynb, March 3
    • 340 replies
    • 6.3k views
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    • wykikitoon
    • March 12

32. Eddie's, don't doubt the Dubs, NUFC v Wolverhampton Wanderers 1 2 3 4 14

    Saturday 2nd March Kick-off 1500 - on Optus Sports for those who like a vegemite sandwich.

    By sammynb, February 28
    • 329 replies
    • 7.7k views
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    • trophyshy
    • March 5

33. Valentino Livramento 1 2 3

    The New Cafu

    By wykikitoon, August 3, 2023
    • 73 replies
    • 3.8k views
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    • The Fish
    • March 3

34. Blackburn Rovers v Eddie's, can Loris Karius, NUFC - FA Cup 5th Round 1 2 3 4 20

    Tuesday 27 Feb 1945 KO, on Paramount+ Doon Under

    By sammynb, February 25
    • 495 replies
    • 9.8k views
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    • Isegrim
    • February 28

35. Play Mobile Heed’s Hembarrassing and Deesgraceful Fam vs. Steady Eddie’s Crumbling Cripples. 1 2 3 4 13

    Away to Arsenal, Blud, innit. At their gaff, Saturday 24 Feb 20:00 KO.

    By Monkeys Fist, February 17
    • 317 replies
    • 8.3k views
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    • wykikitoon
    • February 26

36. Eddie’s Broon Ale necking Black Garter Slags vs PaddockLad’s mates’ southern softy shandy-drinking la las. 1 2 3 4 16

    Saturday 17th of the Secind Shittest month, at home, 15:00 KO.

    By Monkeys Fist, February 10
    • 396 replies
    • 9.9k views
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    • Holden McGroin
    • February 20

37. ATSU 1 2 3 4 5

    By Anorthernsoul, November 11, 2017
    • 109 replies
    • 8.3k views
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    • ohhh_yeah
    • February 15

38. Kevin Keegan 1 2 3 4 12

    By Tooj, February 14, 2010   

    • Managers
    • keegan
    • (and 2 more)

      Tagged with:

      • Managers
      • keegan
      • players
      • strikers
    • 282 replies
    • 28k views
    • 
    • Tdansmith
    • February 14

39. Emil Krafth 1 2

    By wykikitoon, April 18, 2022
    • 25 replies
    • 1.2k views
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    • Chaser
    • February 14

40. Scabs vs Eddie’s Weetabix Haired Scargill Supporters. 1 2 3 4 19

    Scabs vs NUFC Sat 10th Feb. Scab Ground. 17:30 KO

    By Monkeys Fist, February 3
    • 465 replies
    • 11.6k views
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    • ohhh_yeah
    • February 13