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  1. Leadership through the eyes of supporters!

    BDV,
    • 13 replies
    • 201 views
    Toonpack
    Toonpack

  2. Nicky Butt

    NobbySol,
    • 29 replies
    • 2.4k views
    Isegrim
    Isegrim

  3. The Elanga

    ohhh_yeah,
    • 212 replies
    • 5.3k views
    Craig
    Craig

  4. Sandro Tonali

    wykikitoon,
    • 1.5k replies
    • 99k views
    YorkshireExile
    YorkshireExile

  5. Newcastle United vs The Visitors, Sunday 22nd March 2026, 12pm, St James's Park. Away seats to be coated in Teflon for easy cleaning.

    Dazzler,
    • 510 replies
    • 5k views
    Renton
    Renton

  6. The Run In

    Craig,
    • 122 replies
    • 1.3k views
    Alex
    Alex

  7. Sven Botman

    wykikitoon,
    • 367 replies
    • 42.4k views
    Gemmill
    Gemmill

  8. Quick quiz

    The Fish,
    • 127 replies
    • 6.1k views
    Ayatollah Hermione
    Ayatollah Hermione

  9. Eddie's wounded animals v the morlocks Sun 22 Mar - midday kick off

    Dr Gloom,
    • 31 replies
    • 488 views
    thebrokendoll
    thebrokendoll

  10. Pooweh Troll Attempt, Marra’s

    DeeBlair,
    • 109 replies
    • 880 views
    ewerk
    ewerk

  11. Freddie Mercury, Montserrat Caballé and Manuel from Fawlty Towers yellow card avoiding Barthelona v Rock steady Eddie's Black and White heroic men mountains. 17.45 KO at Camp Nou, Referee, Homer Simpsoños, linesmen Esteban Wonderamos and Raymondo Carlos.

    Howmanheyman,
    • 542 replies
    • 4.8k views
    Kid Dynamite
    Kid Dynamite

  12. Lewis Hall

    Christmas Tree ,
    • 76 replies
    • 5.3k views
    Craig
    Craig

  13. Jacob Ramsey

    Duffman,
    • 79 replies
    • 10.7k views
    OTF
    OTF

  14. Pwoppa Nawtee financial irregularities Corrupt Rent Boys FC v The Righteous Black and White Novocastrians who are very much United. 17.30 at 'The Bridge'* (*twinned with David Mellor).

    Howmanheyman,
    • 427 replies
    • 4k views
    Howmanheyman
    Howmanheyman

  15. Jacob Murphy

    Park Life,
    • 345 replies
    • 32.1k views
    OTF
    OTF

  16. jason tindall

    thebrokendoll,
    • 80 replies
    • 6.2k views
    ohhh_yeah
    ohhh_yeah

  17. Chelsea vs Newcastle

    Kid Dynamite,
    • 12 replies
    • 218 views
    Howmanheyman
    Howmanheyman

  18. What’s been happening I was having a shit?

    Kevin Carr's Gloves,
    • 1 reply
    • 60 views
    Monkeys Fist
    Monkeys Fist

  19. Unsteady Eddie's Camp Nowts vs. Handsome Hansi's Herr Flickers ⚽ Tue 10.03.2026 @ SJP, 8pm. CL Last 16, First Leg

    Meenzer,
    • 460 replies
    • 4.4k views
    Ayatollah Hermione
    Ayatollah Hermione

  20. Valentino Livramento

    wykikitoon,
    • 218 replies
    • 11.1k views
    thebrokendoll
    thebrokendoll

  21. Fuck me I forgot , I’ve been on the bog all day bunged up to fuck. Anyway it’s us vs them cunts AGAIN!! I need a break never mind the players. ALSO 8PM KO

    Kevin Carr's Gloves,
    • 363 replies
    • 2.9k views
    OberynM
    OberynM

  22. Ffs another one! EH’s damp squids vs another north east Man u arselicker’s on the up team. Please make it stop we need a break soon. Wednesday night.

    Kevin Carr's Gloves,
    • 594 replies
    • 5.6k views
    Alex
    Alex

  23. The game tonight, what's everyone's thoughts ??

    Toonpack,
    • 6 replies
    • 81 views
    Toonpack
    Toonpack

  24. Premiership footballers and where they're from

    Guest LeazesLad,
    • 22 replies
    • 9.5k views
    Renton
    Renton

  25. Aaron Ramsdale

    ohhh_yeah,
    • 106 replies
    • 3.6k views
    ohhh_yeah
    ohhh_yeah

  26. Eddie Howes definitely further in the CL than ever before damp squib survivors vs everton. Saturday, 3pm, SJP

    Andrew,
    • 383 replies
    • 3.9k views
    Sibierski
    Sibierski

  27. Shane Ferguson

    Christmas Tree ,
    • 1 reply
    • 62 views
    Monkeys Fist
    Monkeys Fist

  28. Shefki Kuqi

    Nobby,
    • 291 replies
    • 25.9k views
    Alex
    Alex

  29. pickford

    thebrokendoll,
    • 0 replies
    • 59 views
    thebrokendoll
    thebrokendoll

  30. Alex Murphy

    ohhh_yeah,
    • 10 replies
    • 179 views
    ohhh_yeah
    ohhh_yeah

  31. Eddies finding their feet, further than they've ever been in the CL mags vs carrier bag; Job done? Tuesday 8pm at SJP

    Andrew,
    • 268 replies
    • 2.8k views
    NobbySol
    NobbySol

  32. Mike Ashley -- Irrelevant Cunt

    Christmas Tree ,
    • 7.4k replies
    • 630.2k views
    RobinRobin
    RobinRobin

  33. Joelinton

    wykikitoon,
    • 1.3k replies
    • 118.1k views
    Andrew
    Andrew

  34. Pep’s I’ll tap your players up on the pitch after we beat you at our place as normal Citeh v Eddie’s resurgent, resplendent, rotated Plan B masters. Etihad Stadium Saturday 21st February Kick-off 8pm Live on TNT Sports.

    Dr Gloom,
    • 396 replies
    • 4k views
    LondonBlue
    LondonBlue

  35. Bruno Guimarães

    wykikitoon,
    • 1.7k replies
    • 108.5k views
    OTF
    OTF

  36. Defensive Stalwart. The Big Dan.

    ohhh_yeah,
    • 312 replies
    • 40.9k views
    NobbySol
    NobbySol

  37. Sean Neave

    ohhh_yeah,
    • 20 replies
    • 360 views
    beatty
    beatty

  38. Dracula's Villains v defiant fist-pumping Eddie's rotated and resurgent mags

    Dr Gloom,
    • 552 replies
    • 5.3k views
    ohhh_yeah
    ohhh_yeah

  39. A banana skin in a Tesco carrier bag v Eddie’s willy waving cup specialists. Wednesday 18th February Kick-off 5.45pm GMT/9.45pm local Live on TNT Sports

    Dr Gloom,
    • 463 replies
    • 4.9k views
    Alex
    Alex

  40. John Terry stripped of England captaincy?

    Nobby,
    • 103 replies
    • 9.8k views
    Howmanheyman
    Howmanheyman

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