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  1. Selling a big name 1 2 3

    By Kid Dynamite,
    • 68 replies
    • 3.2k views

  2. Liverpool’s worst looking advert for dental care gone wrong against Eddie’s mental care patients 1 2 3 4 17

    By Isegrim,
    • 401 replies
    • 16.9k views

  3. Fuck this shit, paedo CG cock sucking inbreds vs here you go mate we don’t really want the ball for fucks sake pass to one of your players cunts. 1 2 3 4 27

    By Kevin Carr's Gloves,
    • 663 replies
    • 26.4k views

  4. Jose Mourinho 1 2 3 4

    By Nefilim,
    • 86 replies
    • 3.9k views

  5. Toontastic Patreon Charity Donation 2023

    Get your nominations in!
    By Andrew,
    • 12 replies
    • 2.2k views

  6. Eddie Howe's Stumbling Sausages visit [checks notes] Rob Edwards' Harried Hatters 1 2 3 4 15

    Saturday 23 December 2023, 3pm. No UK telly and that.
    By Meenzer,
    • 358 replies
    • 14.7k views

  7. Chelsea v Newcastle United 1 2 3 4 23

    Carabao Cup, 19.12.23 20:00
    By Gemmill,
    • 560 replies
    • 18.3k views

  8. Newcastle United vs Fulham FC 1 2 3 4 17

    Premier League, 16.12.2023 15:00
    By Gemmill,
    • 408 replies
    • 14.1k views

  9. Geordie A Squad's Sexy Slayers of Manchesters Managerial Slapheads v Lego Head’s Cockney Spunk Bubble Over-Celebrators 1 2 3 4 28

    Sat 4th Nov - 17:30 GMT - Sky Sports
    By Holden McGroin,
    • 685 replies
    • 26.7k views

  10. Señore Pioli's "Americans in the midfield" Milan vs. Meester Eddie's Iron Men XI 1 2 3 4 24

    Group stage finale
    By Zathras,
    • 576 replies
    • 18.5k views

  11. Newcastle United Vs AC Milan - Champions League Six Pointer 1 2 3 4 5

    By Ayatollah Hermione,
    • 107 replies
    • 5.6k views

  12. Postecoglou's Kane-less "Top 4? You're Having A Laugh" Overachievers vs Eddie's Enervated Epic "Same XI As Last Time" Battlers 1 2 3 4 17

    Premier League Official Match Thread - Tottenham Hotspur Stadium, Sunday December 10th, 2023, Kick Off at 16:30
    By MrBass,
    • 407 replies
    • 104.4k views

  13. eddie howe's robbed blind, parisian walkaways with heads held high v ten hag's you think you were in hell on wednesday? you aint seen fuck all yet manc cunts 1 2 3 4 18

    back to the premier league grind....
    By thebrokendoll,
    • 449 replies
    • 15.2k views

  14. gravel voiced dychey and his irritatingly resilient, bowl swirling blue shites v mellifluous eddie's heroic, decimated squad of black and white grunts. 1 2 3 4 20

    more premier league stuff again.
    By thebrokendoll,
    • 476 replies
    • 21k views

  15. How about a nice set of draws, pet v The gnashing walls of perpetual whining and phlegm, la. 1 2 3 4 23

    NUFC v Liverpool, Sat 18 feb 5.30pm
    By trophyshy,
    • 560 replies
    • 23.1k views

  16. senor enrique's qatari bankrolled, sulking parisian wannabees v monsieur eddie's guerriers saoudiens noirs et blancs. 1 2 3 4 24

    zut alors! the big boys european stuff
    By thebrokendoll,
    • 590 replies
    • 20k views

  17. A manager likes them underage apparently 1 2

    By Kevin Carr's Gloves,
    • 35 replies
    • 1.9k views

  18. Hatem "Number 26" Ben Arfa 1 2 3 4 89

    By loonyTOON,   
    • 2.2k replies
    • 140.9k views

  19. howe's battle weary, walking wounded but still should've done better on saturday nufc v pochettino's shit tangoing not fit for a strictly dance off, corn beef munching cockney wankers. 1 2 3 4 19

    mid table premier league game.
    By thebrokendoll,
    • 473 replies
    • 17.1k views

  20. Former players - Where are they now? 1 2

    By Anorthernsoul,
    • 35 replies
    • 5.5k views

  21. Jonas Gutierrez 1 2 3 4 41

    By Christmas Tree ,
    • 1k replies
    • 68.5k views

  22. Eddie Howe, the god-like genius, and his injury-ravaged sausage-shaking title contenders v some tin pot club on the south coast 1 2 3 4 19

    Bournemouth v Newcastle
    By Dr Gloom,
    • 472 replies
    • 18.8k views

  23. The Giant Black And Yellow, Banana Looking, Bratwurst Sucking Mo Fos v Eddies Pumped Up, Patched Up, Paper Thin Geordie A Squad 1 2 3 4 17

    Dortmund v Toon- Tues 7th Nov - 17:45 GMT - TNT Sports
    By Holden McGroin,
    • 403 replies
    • 19k views

  24. NILE RANGER...... 1 2 3 4 5

    By jamie_gordon,
    • 102 replies
    • 10.1k views

  25. Targett

    By ohhh_yeah,
    • 10 replies
    • 781 views

  26. Players Who Are Worse Than Joelinton? 1 2 3 4 9

    Toon Premiership Era.
    By Ugly Mackems,
    • 216 replies
    • 14.9k views

  27. Slaphead Erik Ten Nonce’s Spawny Red VAR Devils v Sexy Eddie's Swashbuckling Geordie B Squad 1 2 3 4 19

    Revenge for Cup Final - Wed 20:15 - Sky Sports
    By Holden McGroin,
    • 454 replies
    • 17.5k views

  28. Eddies Injury Ravaged European Trailblazers v Gary O’Neils Black Country Wimpy Wolves 1 2 3 4 13

    Sat 28th : 17:30 Sky sports
    By Holden McGroin,
    • 322 replies
    • 13.3k views

  29. Would you settle for being an Everton? 1 2 3 4 5

    By Kid Dynamite,
    • 111 replies
    • 8.9k views

  30. Eddie and Mad Dog's Couldn't Score In A Brothel, Useless, One Footed Geordie Lads v Da, Da, Dortmund, Ich Lieb' Dich Nicht, Du Liebst Mich Nicht 1 2 3 4 23

    For you lazy twats this is the match thread for the Wed 25/10 @ 2000 game.
    By sammynb,
    • 559 replies
    • 16.1k views

  31. Eddie and Mad Dog's Useless, Got Caught Doubling Down, Always Bet On Black (And White) Punts v The Woy With Schlupp Is Slender, Did Pardew Say Maybe, Or Eze Not Sure. He'll Be A Woy For The Eagles 1 2 3 4 15

    This is the match thread! And thank fuck real football is back Saturday @ 1500
    By sammynb,
    • 364 replies
    • 11.7k views

  32. Eddie Howe’s Huge Sausage Mags vs Allardyce’s Pint of Gravy Yorkshire Cunts 13/05/23 12:30pm 1 2 3 4 26

    Dirty Leeds
    By strawb,
    • 633 replies
    • 25.4k views

  33. Andros Townsend 1 2 3 4 17

    By ohhh_yeah,
    • 419 replies
    • 30.6k views

  34. Chelski 1 2 3 4 21

    Fucked?
    By Rob W,
    • 503 replies
    • 23k views

  35. Ciaran Clark 1 2 3

    By The Fish,   
    • 66 replies
    • 7.3k views

  36. Eddie and Mad Dog's Apathetic Parisian Party Poopers v Turn It Up, Bring The Moyes (Yo, I Don't Understand Why West Ham's Playin' [With Bubbles]) 1 2 3 4 15

    This is the match thread for the game played on Sunday @ 1400 you lazy twats
    By sammynb,
    • 364 replies
    • 16.8k views

  37. Boomtime For Bundesliga

    By Tooj,
    • 24 replies
    • 2.4k views

  38. Eddie and Mad Dog's Snail-Like Slow As Fuck Starters v Ça plane pour Mappe, Ça plane pour Ekitike, Ça plane pour moi, moi, moi, moi, (Hou-hou-oou-oou!) ça plane pour PSG 1 2 3 4 30

    This is the match thread for the game which is Wednesday Night @ 2000, you lazy twats.
    By sammynb,
    • 732 replies
    • 24.9k views

  39. Champions League - Would the positives outweigh the negatives?

    By Christmas Tree ,
    • 23 replies
    • 1.1k views

  40. Eddie and Mad Dog's Misfiring Majestic Mags v Pep's Not In Love, So Don't Forget It, It's Just A Silly Phase Citeh's Going Through 1 2 3 4 22

    This is the match thread and for you lazy twats, it's Wed 27/09 2000 kick off.
    By sammynb,
    • 549 replies
    • 20.5k views
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