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  1. Players Who Are Worse Than Joelinton? 1 2 3 4 9

    Toon Premiership Era.
    By Ugly Mackems,
    • 216 replies
    • 14k views

  2. Slaphead Erik Ten Nonce’s Spawny Red VAR Devils v Sexy Eddie's Swashbuckling Geordie B Squad 1 2 3 4 19

    Revenge for Cup Final - Wed 20:15 - Sky Sports
    By Holden McGroin,
    • 458 replies
    • 15.4k views

  3. Eddies Injury Ravaged European Trailblazers v Gary O’Neils Black Country Wimpy Wolves 1 2 3 4 14

    Sat 28th : 17:30 Sky sports
    By Holden McGroin,
    • 335 replies
    • 11.8k views

  4. Would you settle for being an Everton? 1 2 3 4 5

    By Kid Dynamite,
    • 111 replies
    • 8.2k views

  5. Eddie and Mad Dog's Couldn't Score In A Brothel, Useless, One Footed Geordie Lads v Da, Da, Dortmund, Ich Lieb' Dich Nicht, Du Liebst Mich Nicht 1 2 3 4 23

    For you lazy twats this is the match thread for the Wed 25/10 @ 2000 game.
    By sammynb,
    • 560 replies
    • 14.7k views

  6. Eddie and Mad Dog's Useless, Got Caught Doubling Down, Always Bet On Black (And White) Punts v The Woy With Schlupp Is Slender, Did Pardew Say Maybe, Or Eze Not Sure. He'll Be A Woy For The Eagles 1 2 3 4 15

    This is the match thread! And thank fuck real football is back Saturday @ 1500
    By sammynb,
    • 366 replies
    • 10.3k views

  7. Eddie Howe’s Huge Sausage Mags vs Allardyce’s Pint of Gravy Yorkshire Cunts 13/05/23 12:30pm 1 2 3 4 27

    Dirty Leeds
    By strawb,
    • 655 replies
    • 22.1k views

  8. Ed Harrisons Newcastle United Blog 1 2 3 4 15

    By TheTacoTaker,
    • 370 replies
    • 14.4k views

  9. Post a picture of something shit on Wearside 1 2 3 4 63

    By Guest You FCB Get Out Of Our Club,   
    • 1.6k replies
    • 186.5k views

  10. Big Dan Burn

    By wykikitoon,
    • 11 replies
    • 715 views

  11. Andros Townsend 1 2 3 4 17

    By ohhh_yeah,
    • 419 replies
    • 29.5k views

  12. Chelski 1 2 3 4 21

    Fucked?
    By Rob W,
    • 503 replies
    • 21k views

  13. Ciaran Clark 1 2 3

    By The Fish,   
    • 66 replies
    • 7.1k views

  14. Eddie and Mad Dog's Apathetic Parisian Party Poopers v Turn It Up, Bring The Moyes (Yo, I Don't Understand Why West Ham's Playin' [With Bubbles]) 1 2 3 4 15

    This is the match thread for the game played on Sunday @ 1400 you lazy twats
    By sammynb,
    • 365 replies
    • 14.4k views

  15. Boomtime For Bundesliga

    By Tooj,
    • 24 replies
    • 2.3k views

  16. Eddie and Mad Dog's Snail-Like Slow As Fuck Starters v Ça plane pour Mappe, Ça plane pour Ekitike, Ça plane pour moi, moi, moi, moi, (Hou-hou-oou-oou!) ça plane pour PSG 1 2 3 4 30

    This is the match thread for the game which is Wednesday Night @ 2000, you lazy twats.
    By sammynb,
    • 741 replies
    • 22.5k views

  17. Champions League - Would the positives outweigh the negatives?

    By Christmas Tree ,
    • 23 replies
    • 926 views

  18. Eddie and Mad Dog's Misfiring Majestic Mags v Pep's Not In Love, So Don't Forget It, It's Just A Silly Phase Citeh's Going Through 1 2 3 4 22

    This is the match thread and for you lazy twats, it's Wed 27/09 2000 kick off.
    By sammynb,
    • 549 replies
    • 17.4k views

  19. jurgen klopp..... classless cunt. 1 2 3

    By thebrokendoll,
    • 68 replies
    • 4.2k views

  20. Eddie and Mad Dog's Shot Shy Useless United v I'll Make My Final Stand, Hey... That's Why They Call Me Burnley 1 2 3 4 12

    This is the match thread and the game on Saturday @ 1500 you lazy twats.
    By sammynb,
    • 299 replies
    • 10.6k views

  21. Eddie and Mad Dog's; Lost Their Intensity, Got No Identity Black & White Army v You Fill Up My Senses, Like A Greasy Chip Butty, Blades 1 2 3 4 23

    This is the match thread, BTW Kick Off is Sunday 1630 for you lazy twats that cannot look it up.,
    By sammynb,
    • 554 replies
    • 17.1k views

  22. Demba Ba 1 2 3 4 81

    By Tooj,   
    • 2k replies
    • 131.8k views

  23. Eddie and Mad Dog's still shite but slightly better, it was only Brentford FFS, Geordie Boys v Sandro Doesn't Live Here Anymore, Sandro Use To Room On The Second Floor, Meelan 1 2 3 4 21

    Ah the fewm because there still hasn't been a mackem in Milan, here comes the B&W Army, this is the match thread
    By sammynb,
    • 515 replies
    • 17k views

  24. Eddie and Mad Dog's Ponderous and Clumsy Useless Shites v The Ghost of Ivan Toney's, can I get 3/1 for that, Bees 1 2 3 4 18

    This is the match thread! BTW the game has been moved to Sat 16th
    By sammynb,
    • 436 replies
    • 12.2k views

  25. We Are United 1 2 3 4 7

    By Christmas Tree ,
    • 168 replies
    • 7.8k views

  26. Champions League 1 2 3 4 8

    By Kid Dynamite,
    • 177 replies
    • 8.3k views

  27. Jeff Hendrick 1 2 3 4 5

    By wykikitoon,
    • 104 replies
    • 8.9k views

  28. Women's World Cup 1 2 3 4 6

    Does anyone care?
    By RobinRobin,
    • 132 replies
    • 5.8k views

  29. Eddie’s One Man Dugout Wonderboys vs. Fag Ash Lil’s Wall Pushing Disappointments. 1 2 3 4 24

    “Sorry” Juergen, you cunt. 27th Aug. SJP. 1630 KO.
    By Monkeys Fist,
    • 581 replies
    • 24.5k views

  30. Mario Balotelli 1 2 3 4 15

    By Tooj,
    • 370 replies
    • 29.3k views

  31. 2023/24 squad list 1 2

    By Kid Dynamite,
    • 31 replies
    • 1.4k views

  32. Sir Eddie's Champion's League Prospects vs Senor Nee Baals Conference League Spunkbuckets 1 2 3 4 18

    Premier League, 12.08.23 17:30
    By Gemmill,
    • 434 replies
    • 14.5k views

  33. Wor Eddie's One Step at a Time Wankers v Media Darling South Coast Cunts 1 2 3 4 21

    Brighton v NUFC - Sat 2nd Sept 17:30
    By wykikitoon,
    • 516 replies
    • 18.2k views

  34. Good thing about the new owners

    By BigQuentin,
    • 7 replies
    • 601 views

  35. Who starts the Brighton match thread? 1 2 3

    By Dr Gloom,
    • 65 replies
    • 3.1k views

  36. Crystal Phallus v Graeme Jones’ still shite but rich doylems 1 2 3 4 14

    By Christmas Tree ,
    • 329 replies
    • 13.6k views

  37. Respectful Pep's Arteta Squashers vs Eddie "Fanny Magnet" Howe's Rapid Challengers 1 2 3 4 17

    Premier League, 19.08.23 20:00
    By Gemmill,
    • 402 replies
    • 15.2k views

  38. Sela Cup 1 2 3 4 7

    By Christmas Tree ,
    • 158 replies
    • 6.3k views

  39. Pre Season Friendlies 1 2 3 4

    By Kid Dynamite,
    • 90 replies
    • 5.3k views

  40. Other Games 22/23 1 2 3 4 209

    Time marches on relentlessly
    By Ayatollah Hermione,
    • 5.2k replies
    • 202.8k views
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