soccermom 0 Posted December 26, 2008 Share Posted December 26, 2008 Anyone got any cures for insomnia? Tried: Counting sheep CSI Miami, NY, Vegas, yada yada yada Warm drink Masturbation 2 Paracetamol painted my nails and lookin at sofas on T'Internet ..........................................am sooooooooooooooooo tired and sooooooooooooooooooo unable to sleep tonight. soooooooooo need some:lazy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14136 Posted December 26, 2008 Share Posted December 26, 2008 Podcasts are my insomnia-time friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Offshore Toon 0 Posted December 26, 2008 Share Posted December 26, 2008 Have another wank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soccermom 0 Posted December 26, 2008 Author Share Posted December 26, 2008 Podcasts are my insomnia-time friend. Am gonna look really thick now - whats a podcast ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14136 Posted December 26, 2008 Share Posted December 26, 2008 Podcasts are my insomnia-time friend. Am gonna look really thick now - whats a podcast ? Well in the case of what I listen to it's basically just a posh word for an mp3 of a radio show or two funny blokes talking crap at each other for an hour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3261 Posted December 26, 2008 Share Posted December 26, 2008 I could read you to sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted December 26, 2008 Share Posted December 26, 2008 Smoke some weed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soccermom 0 Posted December 26, 2008 Author Share Posted December 26, 2008 well obv waiting for you lot to reply with your magic solutions obv is my cure, woke with a jump this morning when the alarm went off (7am might I add) and the laptop was open on the bed but it had died on me. I need more sleep, Oh well a day of drinking and eating ahead hopefully that should help me sleep tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted December 26, 2008 Share Posted December 26, 2008 Why do you need to masturbate when your fella is there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 133 Posted December 26, 2008 Share Posted December 26, 2008 Have another wank. Is the right answer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted December 26, 2008 Share Posted December 26, 2008 Have another wank. Is the right answer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soccermom 0 Posted December 26, 2008 Author Share Posted December 26, 2008 Why do you need to masturbate when your fella is there? he's not always here. we keep seperate houses. Keeps things fresh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted December 26, 2008 Share Posted December 26, 2008 I hope you do young lady, nothing worse than unkept sushi in the morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted December 26, 2008 Share Posted December 26, 2008 Anyone got any cures for insomnia? Try reading back through your own posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 133 Posted December 26, 2008 Share Posted December 26, 2008 Get your box set of The Wire out, you'll be comatose within seconds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted December 27, 2008 Share Posted December 27, 2008 Get your box set of The Wire out, you'll be comatose within seconds. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNeq2Utm0nU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 133 Posted December 27, 2008 Share Posted December 27, 2008 Get your box set of The Wire out, you'll be comatose within seconds. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNeq2Utm0nU "Emporers new clothes" syndrome tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted December 27, 2008 Share Posted December 27, 2008 With all due respect soccermom, isn't it slightly ironic that you sign up on here, act over-familiar with everyone, tell everyone your bra size and how you masturbate to try and get to sleep and then claim you're far too classy to post your photo on a message board where the majority of posters are male? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted December 27, 2008 Share Posted December 27, 2008 With all due respect soccermom, isn't it slightly ironic that you sign up on here, act over-familiar with everyone, tell everyone your bra size and how you masturbate to try and get to sleep and then claim you're far too classy to post your photo on a message board where the majority of posters are male? Must be hard staying in character all the time tbf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill 0 Posted December 27, 2008 Share Posted December 27, 2008 Watching that shite yesterday plus a few pints was evidently enough for me as I slept for about 13 hours. Usually listening to the radio or music does the trick for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 133 Posted December 27, 2008 Share Posted December 27, 2008 If I can't wank myself into oblivion, reading often does the trick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paddy 9 Posted December 27, 2008 Share Posted December 27, 2008 Rohypnol is good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted December 27, 2008 Share Posted December 27, 2008 Rohypnol is good All my girlfriends have had it!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paddy 9 Posted December 27, 2008 Share Posted December 27, 2008 Rohypnol is good All my girlfriends have had it!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted December 27, 2008 Share Posted December 27, 2008 With all due respect soccermom, isn't it slightly ironic that you sign up on here, act over-familiar with everyone, tell everyone your bra size and how you masturbate to try and get to sleep and then claim you're far too classy to post your photo on a message board where the majority of posters are male? Must be hard staying in character all the time tbf The claws are out, let battle commence. P.S Catmag she's a right goer, she's already tried to get my mobile number from me, not be long before she's posting pics I reckon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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