Sima

I deal in cold, hard truths. Accept it and move on.

Cats are shit Cat pictures are shit

Cacapa easily the best defender I have ever seen in a Newcastle shirt. That includes Woodgate tbh

I'd love to see Kimi take the title from under the noses of both McLaren drivers.

Hmmm - probably... Remind me what happens if Raikkonen & Alonso also fail to finish today though?

Hamilton out, 3-way fight in Brazil

It's only the 2nd game of the group phase?

Maradona's blatantly dropped out making it a complete non-event tbh

Mysterious Cities of Gold Dogtanian Scooby-Doo before Scrappy turned up.

Scotland basically the new powerhouse of world football tbh

Spacker and dullard would be on your CV - along with employmemt 2001-2007 contact HM Revenue and Customs you fuckin small depressed lad. 27 watches wrestling, PS3 only thing in your life, patter even worse than most of your mackem brethren, if I was yee and this is honest I would genuinely fuckin dee a Duncan Goodhew in to the Tyne, why not it can't be far from yours. Why live though when you're so shit, that's my main question tonight. Is Echo the Dolphin 10 oot the morra is that what it is? Haha, get you Probably typed that red in the face tbh

It's got people talking about it therefore it works. Quite simple really tbh

Whatever shred of chance I would have thought there was has probably been destroyed by you asking tbh

I don't know whether that's an attack on me or not I'm thrown by the wrestling and computer games bit. He probably means me tbh but he's that much of a spacker dullard he's easily misunderstood. You know, like a mong rambling and dribbling in the corner?

Stevie adding Lancashire to his venom list.

I thought Baines had signed for us. That's what someone on here said anyway, I forgot who. I just assumed he was injured?

Fop blatantly posting in his Pringle jumper and Farah slacks tbh

Fucking staggering.

Bollocks

To be fair, some people on the SMB were convinced they were signing van Nistelrooy and Scholes in the summer.

Taylor should be the 4th choice centre-half tbh Given Beye Faye Rozenhal Enrique N'Zogbia Geremi Emre Milner Martins Viduka Smith Butt Taylor Ameobi Harper

If I said to you by the end of September we'd be five points behind Man City, would you have took my hand off?

So bizarre....