geordieshandy

Got your fingers in many pyes SMO?

Finished Eureka Street by Robert McLiam Wilson - twas very good if a bit stunted at the end. Some very funny moments. About half way through Divorcing Jack by Colin Bateman, not bad so far. Again some quality moments.

And The Fivers take

From The Guardian

I just did. There was neeone there though. 127384[/snapback] Amateur charv tbh. 127390[/snapback] Haven't had your years of practise tbh

I just did. There was neeone there though.

My heart bleeds.

We were also a bag of shite against the mackems for an hour. And the awfulness of the Charlton game counts against. His tactical nouse may be better than Souness but it's not top notch but he can seem to organise players and play people in their proper positions.

Mclaren will get England, they'll get O'Neill, we get Roeder. Not that I'm saying he won't succeed of course. As Kylie sang, better the devil you know.

But then bookies have stopped taking bets a number of times. I reckon pud's behind this.

No word of a press conference yet? I predict 3pm.

A canny good source in the Chronicle has confirmed this btw

I'm equally mystified but wasn't going to say owt. I like to keep my ignorance to myself

Never a truer word spoken

Could be down to, as Rob says, that a pope decreed that the people eat more fish due to the Italian fishing industry being in decline. Or that fasting on Fridays and Wednesdays meant just eating as the poor would, seeing as you could catch a fish or eat veg without paying for it, but meat was a food of the rich.

Bejesus, that's some effort. Supposed to be picking wor lass up now, but she'll have wait on. Good luck fellas.

That'll be some operation, road-blocks all over the city: "Excuse me sir, if you wouldn't just mind stepping out of the vehicle for a moment and dropping your trousers." Pictures of SMO's cock in post offices across the country : "HAVE YOU SEEN THIS COCK?" 116229[/snapback] Literally hundreds of females replying to that one.

I've never seen anything quite so gay as you kissy-kissying in the middle of the Trent last weekend, you big puff! 115496[/snapback] ...this coming from the bloke who 'air-kissed' geordieshandy when he arrived. 115507[/snapback] You weren't even there - too busy spending an hour and a half trying to get from the carpark to the pub. Holding hands an'all, I wager! 115520[/snapback] You said that's how you greeted everyone, I feel so used.

bit of a random chance though wasnt it? "Ive got it sarge, we hand write a note purporting to be from a 17 y/o student looking to sell her body" and stick it in a newspaper in a newsagents. Im fairly certain our man reads the Star and he probably buys it at around 8.30am so we only need one ot two. Then when he texts her we've got him by the bollocks!" 115039[/snapback] The expert sting, planned out right there, all bases covered.

Hopefully not if he's caught something nasty on it though.

Old grannies advertising to be seen off in style perhaps. £10 a go.

This is just like Faceparty with an underpriveleged kid. Someone buy her a pc and internet connection.

You could rearrange those words into a rather unfortunate request. Or fortunate, whichever

Aye i was surprised to see Sned say that... 114647[/snapback] Me too. Thought it was a bit daft to suggest an issue like that had anything to do with me posting on here at all tbh. Ah well. 114707[/snapback] Especially when everyone knows you hate it because you are gay 114793[/snapback] 114884[/snapback] You can always tell when someone says something about Gemmill that's true because he just posts a smilie. 114927[/snapback] But that smilie always looks like it's missing something

You'd have posted on here sooner?