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mine was called Kizzy.... bless her years later I ended up aith a huge ginger Tom which I called Jake because of the size of his appendage...never seen one the size of it on a pussy before.. 159555[/snapback] Sorry like, but what is the connection between the name Jake and a large cat knob? Also, what were you doing looking at it, your utter freak?! 159656[/snapback] Jake the Snake I assume 159658[/snapback] Ahhh, still tenuous tbf. 159659[/snapback] Would have been more tenuous, oblique even, if the cat was called Roberts 159660[/snapback] Jake as in Jake the Peg ( with the extra leg) you knerbs... And you couldn't help looking at it when he was lying on his back licking it thank you very much.. 159816[/snapback] Who was licking it?

Theres a beer garden out the back of the Percy and you can see the ground from there.. 159808[/snapback] Is there?? There's also the ones around the station - Tokyo, Telegraph, Destination (right under the street - good up skirt viewing), Lounge, Bridge. 159811[/snapback] It has about 6 tables and as not many people know it's there (unless theyuse the car park behind it) it's generally "cock" free.. Just had a cold pint of Stella there not half an hour ago. 159814[/snapback] Champion, I think we have a winner.

Theres a beer garden out the back of the Percy and you can see the ground from there.. 159808[/snapback] Is there?? There's also the ones around the station - Tokyo, Telegraph, Destination (right under the street - good up skirt viewing), Lounge, Bridge.

However most of the students will have fucked off now so won't be plagueing the Hancock, or the Leazes Inn for that matter, which is really handy just up the Barrack Road, there's only a couple of tables though as I remember. Basically anywhere with a sniff of a beer garden/terrace will be chocka so we'll just have to make a guess and hope for the best.

I'm pretty sure £10m is the loan fee - it's a blatant hands off warning by Mourinho to Roeder. Like I said in my original post, it's pretty much a random six-figure sum that Mourinho has put around SWP's neck and in reality he would settle for much less than that. 159792[/snapback] Not to be a pedant but isn't £10m 8 figures?

The big man's right like, we should be outside if the weather holds. Options therefore would be the Hancock (full of cocks and shit beer), Telegraph (canny but will be absolutely packed), or somewhere like Bar 55 or a trail down to the quayside (with associated walk back up) or a trail up to Spital Tongues / Leazes Inn.

Just about to head out and see what's about, shades on for full undercover totty spotting

Aye I'll be out to play on Sat-ur-day Just have to try and keep the out goings in check and not cheque form

Might give tomorrow night a miss like, my fundage and bank balance control probably makes Scott look like the Sultan of Dubai.

Happy Birthday lad

I read that with my eyes closed.

I read that in Joe Pasquale's voice

Shit, is that 6 years old already?

Not as good as Samir Nasri

That's the sound of the men working on the chain......gaaang

Sounds like me at the moment, either a DVD, UKTV repeats or Paramount

I would reckon we're waiting on making sure we qualify for the UEFA, thus ensuring a bit more money in the bank

I tried to watch that the other week and got totally confused, probably because I fell asleep half way through.

There appears to be a quick snippet of Rocky putting roses on a grave in the trailer so I would imagine that's for her - unless he gets Apollo roses.

I'm not opening that can, no siree

Totti did nowt for the most part and Del Piero was limited to a bit role. Players like Pirlo and Gattuso won them that cup, along with their defence. Cameronesi and Perrota didn't really impress me to be honest, Toni did ok, bearing in mind he has the unenviable task of taking over from Vieri

Mutu has gone to Fiorentina with Bojinov going the other way http://home.skysports.com/list.asp?hlid=40...akes+Viola+move

The Libertines - Can't Stand Me Now