Holden McGroin

I also know of this little Egyptian fella that seems to have got by in the PL recently.

"Use your right foot or we will kill you"

At this time, I'm assuming we have a replacement lined up. And CM off the back of this. Murphy is back soon, Minteh recall is being looked into. Hopefully Barnes is back pretty soon as well. I'd take the money.

Boo boys to Longstaff:

You can do that in his honour.

Id imagine Almiron isnt keen on leaving: Little Dan: "DO IT FOR NUFC MIGGY. DO IT FOR THE CITY. YOU LOVE THE CITY, DONT YOU MIGGY?"

Wykiki is going going to don his Almiron 24 nufc kit and wank in to a right boot to celebrate this.

Im waiting for Pete Graves and Craig No-Hope to shoot this down in 3.....2......1

Imagine that. Looks like £30m is being reported though.

Al-Shabab aren't even owned by PIF. This is amazing.

Amanda: "Fancy putting a bid in for Miggy?" Al-Shabab: "How much do you want ?" Amanda "HE IS NOT FOR SALE. I'm not accepting anything other than £100m GOD DAMN IT"

Aye. I’m not even sure I’d last half of a 13 hour bender. And I’d still pay for it the next 2 days.

spunky bath scene was very enjoyable. I thought it was a bit flat tbh. It’s been done before but I won’t mention the movie as it would be a spoiler.

Fabian Schar enters the chat.

I’d rather Targett, Hendrick, Krafh, Dummett, Murphy, Burn, Karius, Lascelles, Dubrakva, Gillespie, Hall,Longstaff, Fraser and Hayden were sold before Trips and Wilson.

FIRESALE.

Seems that he has verbally agreed with Bayern already which only leaves negotiations between clubs left. We’ve let him speak to them so looks like a deal could be struck.

Warren Barton once had a stormer at left back.

Yup. He is head and shoulders the best right back I've ever seen play for us.

There is obviously stuff going on in his private life. I’m not sure how much we will actually get for him. £10m?

Season 1 is top stuff. It’s definitely got Lost vibes. Solid start to season 2.

I’d prefer to use Romano as a source.

Have you been around for an International break yet @Dazzler. ? Fuck me. You’ll be in for a treat.

These rumours aren’t being extinguished. Very worrying.