Holden McGroin

I’m not sure how to predict this one. we are abysmal away from home this season and the midfield of Longstaff-Bruno-Miley isn’t good enough. One the other hand we should be refreshed while Fulham have had two cup games in between . I’d take a draw.

Tottenham are out. Vicario weak as piss. It couldn’t happen to a nicer keeper. Magic

I think he is getting mixed up between Udogie and N’Dombele but who i think he actually means is Pape Sarr. Or posisble Bissouma. To sum up, PL is a massive racist.

I quite liked him when he first appeared in the PL but then it became apparent when he lost that he is a goofy, world class wank stain of the highest order.

Good luck Meenz. Opportunities always pop up and something that initially gets you out your comfort zone ends up being worthwhile in the end.

I was debating this but read they charge ~1% of your investments so I went back to scrolling inane reels of hot beach volleyball girls. I think they’ve targeted me.

I’m doing an AI exam next week. If you can’t beat ‘em, then join ‘em.

Perfect time now the transfer window is a damp squib.

Nufc officials are definitely openly talking about it more now though. Eddie would have normally shut it down with something along the lines of “we don’t discuss transfers. He is an NUFC player and I hope to have him for years to come.” Now we are almost inviting offers for our players.

I’d take the money if I was Miggy. He is nearly 30 and will get a massive final pay day in his career. His international career won’t be in jeopardy. No brainier.

We’ve got nee money and nee midfielders. He’d do a job. Beggars can’t be choosers

I wouldn’t put this past him just tuning into the victim mentality of the place. He probably just wants an extra week off….and some praise. you can see it in April. “The fans outpouring of love has persuaded me to stay”

He looks pretty special already. He scored on his debut for France. Madness.

It’s fair to say they’ll be in the hat for the next round.

Nowt is going to happen this window, is it? Surely it’s been the slowest winter transfer window in history. Sky are gutted that the window is going to gently shut with no dramas.

As Renton says, the end needs to be blunted though!

Pass me her number mate. p.s. People have said I have an uncanny resemblance to Callum Wilson.

Not as gutted as my kids will be.

As the majority of Toontastic are the wrong side of 40 I suspect we are all starting to dream of when we can retire. Pensions are something I've just paid into but never took any real notice.....until this week. I have several pensions dotted around which im just tracking down now. Im having a look at Pensionbee to combine them all but I don't have a Scooby-doo. What does everyone do?

Every cloud…

It depends what their motive is? If they want to occupy territory (eg UK) we’d need infantry. I’d happily be part of Dads Army assisting all those lovely lonely ladies.

I’m out. Over 40.

Perfect. Thats all I wanted to hear.