Holden McGroin

Didn't think he did too badly to be honest. Better than Tonali anyway.

Really? That’s who you choose.

Aye. They are the best team in the world. With the best manager in the world. until Pep fucks off we’ll struggle to get near them.

Casey is claiming Liverpool made a bid for Longstaff that was immediately rejected. 😂

I haven’t. I’m tempted but I don’t particularly like the guy so I’ll probably just watch Forest game tonight.

I didn’t get anything for my 42nd. Not even a finger. tbf I think you should start it getting checked around this age?

that’s his persona to be fair. People had a little bit sympathy for him after the comeback but he has never changed really.

Aye. The highlight of the Mourinho/spurs documentary was Danny Rose asking for a transfer. I didn’t get through all of Man City’s as it was dull because they win all of the time. Unless it’s an epic failure by our favourite comedy neighbours then it will be very light on scandal.

im not sure what you’re expecting from it. There will be no real controversy or anything revealing as the club will have the last say on the final edit.

It’s more of the buzz. If you ever listen to Steven Caulker on Undr the Cosh podcast, it’s eye opening. he was getting private jets over to Cyprus (which have lots of casinos apparently) after game on Sat, losing £100ks then be back in for training on Monday.

How many can be on the bench for a champions league game. It would be lovely for Matt Ritchie to get some game time.

Amanda also addressed a couple of players “hello, my Angel” which was a bit cheesy but I love how she interacts with the team. Seems like a lovely human and also the best way of getting everyone behind her. Phnar phnar

A good second ep. Interesting talk around FFP and Sela deal being market value - so we are all above aboard. Amanda also swears.

Political hot potato for Man Utd. Wasn’t he supposed to do a TV interview soon?

Hospitality is your best bet.

Must be sad when your twin brother is far superior at something. I suspect the real reason Javi hasn’t fulfilled his potential is because his evil twin brother (aptly named Victor) has been sticking pins in his voodoo doll.

Do you reckon Harvey Barnes is a bit dull? Like James Milner dull?

all leads to the question….did we sign the right Manquillo?

Has Rafa got a job there?

I assume at least a few of them will get loan deals towards end of window when teams get desperate. only problem might be wages. I assume all of them will not be willing to take a pay drop. It’s hard ball time.

His defence as well. It was so good it didn't go to trial.

Diego has something called humility. Maybe bookmark the meaning of that 😉 Don’t be fooled into thinking our resident Spanish Toontastic correspondent doesn’t know his apples.

If they turn out as expected then they could be our fullbacks for the next decade.

Sean Casey has locked his Twitter account. He must have got a guess wrong. Tierney maybe.