Holden McGroin

or offer £10m less.

if that did happen would you still take him though? He clearly wants (and always wanted) Man Utd. It’s Owen vibes all over again.

Why would we issue a statement to say we’ve lost out? It’ll be apparent when Man Utd sign him.

Team Dream still going to the bitter end. I’m getting stalker vibes when you get dumped.

We still can’t sell him without at least two strikers in.

Is he any good?

Agreed. It would be season suicide if we sold him without a replacement. If he has to stay well have to come to some agreement with him. He must realise we can’t let him go in these circumstances.

Exactly. Inside track. He rarely gets it wrong.

Don’t be fooled. Liverpool will be back. romano is also pushing that narrative and even though he is a prick, he is normally right.

No-one Is going to stump up that kind of money for Jackson. £30-40m should be his price bracket.

Man Utd sniffing around Baleba from Brighton - who is quality. He’d cost a fortune. Seriously, where are they getting the money from?

To put it in a modern day dating analogy for Renton. We are a 7/10 but trying to swipe right on girls that are 10/10. They are talking to 9/10s but are keeping the door open in case they get ghosted.

We should move on now. Head held high. Get our strut on.

Double down now. You’ll get great odds.

It’s pretty mental they’ve splashed out £80m on Sesko. Id be confident Eddie could mould him but it’s another massive gamble which has been a graveyard for recent players.

4 of those are home grown so pure profit. Plus I assume Diaz was pretty much fully amortised as well.

Aye. Let’s think about preparing a bid for a player we’ve courted for years.

Looks like we’ve had a £26m bid for Thiaw rejected. Time to play hardball lads. Next offer is £25m. Take it or leave it.

Looks like we are up against Liverpool for Guehi.

I don’t think Howe goes for loan deals. It normally takes a few months to get upto speed with his tactics/needs - which I get.

I fucking love Eddie.

Do we ever give up on targets? Or just like the feeling of being humiliated? Im sure we are into some form of BDSM.

We are probably embarrassed to even swipe right now.

I think all they needed last season was a world class striker. Pedro should fill that gap. He is a good finisher.