Holden McGroin

Welcome to NUFC Jambo.

Looking forward to see Jambo on the bench on Monday.

We also have another ‘Rambo’ as well, so that’s out. Lets go with Jambo.

I only meant Norgard and Mbeumo. 😊

Brentford getting to tonked 3-0 off Forest. i suspect they will be in the relegation mix. A strange managerial appointment along with selling their best players. West Ham look shit as well but I think Potter will be sacked soon so they’ll be okay eventually.

100%. Another low ball bid and some Ornstein leaks would be my guess. It would be stupid though as it will intensify the crowd even more.

If we get Wissa in and he scores I think the roof will come off.

We’ll be making ~£600k a month in wages (fines) if he continues not to make himself available. Every cloud.

He is wedded to Danny Dyers daughter. He is a die hard hammer so probably scared to leave. 😆

I think it’s his age and the fee they’ll request.

I was just about to type that. 😆 Plus, it wasn’t contradictory. To dumb it down I was just suggesting it wasn’t going to be our day in front of goal and that summed it up.

Good performance all around, especially the two CBs. It just seemed to be one of those days that you know we wouldn’t score. i would have put my house on Barnes scoring that chance on 87 mins.

Or perfectly summed up.

They can’t be this bad in the second half. Looks like we are tiring already so I expect a different game.

El Khanouss possibly off to Palace. Gemmil gutted.

If we play a high line we’ll get beaten convincingly. Tindall didn’t react to this last season.

Rico Lewis possibly off to Forest. I did not see that one coming.

I sense a bit of old school shit housing. Not that I expect us to be winning.

It’s amazing how he has all this inside information.

I don't think Howe wants him back so suspect we'll come to some agreement with Liverpool towards the end of the window. Hopefully he is so unfit he won't play until October.

Update on the garden balls as im sure you're all on the edge of your seats. I haven't yet confronted the fat cow but she has thrown 4 balls over today. Must have been clogging her shed up or smelled the McGroin wrath brewing. I'll keep the dildo leverage for another day.

Looks shit mate.

There must be something else to this saga. It’s not like we are shite. We’ve just won a cup and got in the CL. No reason to completely down tools and seems out of character. I feel like something isn’t being reported. Maybe it will come out when he leaves.

I hope the fans stick with him this season as I think it’ll be a tough one.

Nothing beats the short-lived Nicola Barella thread.