Holden McGroin

Welcome Aaron.

fuck off back on the plane you bamp.

There is an Austin Powers joke in there somewhere.

It would be a downgrade but I think he is a confidence player and if he constantly gets game time then I think he’d score quite a few. He is also athletic enough for our press and lightening quick. Expect him to miss a few howlers but he tends to make a lot of chances himself with his own pace and positioning. id take him at the right price.

Aye. We aren’t trying to be Brighton here. We are trying to reach the top. What a prick.

That’s assuming we can sign anyone decent.

He is doing Liverpool’s bidding. What a crock of shite. One player (the we want to stay) has wanted to leave since the Saudis got in. if the players are that worried they just get release clauses in their contract. Disgraceful article.

it’s just made up shit mainly.

Aye. Either way we’ll have no striker for the first couple of games.

The crowd is going to be beautifully toxic and that’s just for Ekitike. I hope he shrivels like a fat man’s cock.

Pretty disgraceful behaviour, if true. He didn’t seem the type. His agent wants shot for this advice.

They want massive money (I was reading that with his fee and contract it would be £100m deal.) for a player that will be 30 in December.

I thought they had no money at the start of the window but they’ve splashed the cash on Mbeumo and Cunha. Have they sold anyone this summer?

Aye. He makes it look effortless on the ball. His football brain gives him that yard of space. As you say he is going to be a big lad as well and as soon as he starts becoming more physical he'll go up a notch in quality.

I suspect what's happening behind the scenes is: You can leave for x amount (say £150m) but we have to have your replacement and another striker in. If not then we'll re-negotiate your contract with a sell clause next season.

We still need a second striker.

The agent speaks to Liverpool and get a verbal figure.

Just enjoy the piss and panic of this Summer Gems. Don't let facts and common sense get in the way.

"Ermm, Benjamin laaaaah. Do me a favvvaaa n sign for Newcashhhtttllle will yah?"

Im sure it is, but I reckon it happens on pretty much every deal.

So Romano is suggesting we open the doors when we have a replacement in. Good job we'll never find a replacement.

Isak out, Muniz and DCL in. You can see it happening.

Im sure Liverpool have already agreed rough personal terms in the background. Everyone is just waiting for Liverpool to fire their first shot.

At least Miley will get some real game time now. It'll be a learning curve but he could well become class.

I think he'd be a decent second striker but if he is replacing Isak then id be worried.