Holden McGroin

I hope the fans stick with him this season as I think it’ll be a tough one.

Nothing beats the short-lived Nicola Barella thread.

What's your experiences with kids footballs going into next door neighbours gardens. One side of us is fine (who don't have kids) and throws them back over but the other (a 50+ year old woman has a 12-13 year old) has started hiding them. She moved in a couple of years ago and is a miserable cunt. Avoids any sort of eye contact and has a permanent face like a slapped arse. She forces a hello when I try to be friendly and I've never seen the twat smile. I understand it might be an inconvenience and might damage her plants etc but her kid is a complete twat as well.. He fires up Gemmils favourite biftas when she isn't in and stinks our garden out and hilariously had his mates around in the garden last night where they broadcasted that they found her dildo in her drawer and then used it on his own arse. Lovely for my 6 year old to hear 😀 We are thinking about getting some nets put up. The mrs won't let me flip dog shit over the back garden but i'm fuming. Having a read through reddit it seems like I might be in the one in wrong ??!?

Spurs look devastated. That’s before the season even starts. 😂 when they got it back to 2-1 you just knew it was coming.

Surely spurs fans should know what’s coming.

Spurs still Spurs. Lolz.

Muniz looks like he is off to Atalanta for $40m

Geordie Journos?

Wissa won't get done before the weekend. Ramsey transfer can play out another week as I don't think we need him as much for the 1st game (touch wood). Is Gordon fit for Sat?

Worth a punt for a promoted team.

If we get two strikers in by end of window then he is gone. Im sticking with that.

Im surprised Villa let this happen so quick considering we are playing them on Sat. I assume he won't be in the squad for that?

So you're sayhing he is shit?

I mentioned it earlier. 1 world class GK and 2 world class CBs. Finding them is another matter.

I’m not particularly disagreeing with you here regarding squad depth. I just think we need 3+ players better than what we’ve got, to go up a level which seems very difficult to do as we have issues buying established players.

That picture would be hard to explain to someone seeing it for the first time.

i wonder if they see him as his eventual successor. He is still quite young and VVD wasnt really world class (no noticed anyway) until he signed for Liverpool. Im not even sure he’ll be first choice CB over Konate. I think they are signing an Italian CB as well.

Perfect for a classic NUFC low ball offer. We’ll give you £100k and the possibility of being loved here.

😂 I assume you’re not in the risk assessment business.

I don’t want to go over this debate again but if murphy and Burn (Botman was already fucked) got injured at the back end of season then we might not have been so successful. We had a bit of lady luck there.

Sliding tackles remind me of Dabizas. A good centre half should rarely be on his arse.

I don’t mind Palace. Parish played the whole Guehi transfer out in public but at the end of the day he just wanted the best for the club/most money for his asset. He has lost about £35m for him but he also won Palace their first two trophies so I think he’ll look back on it as a success.

If we haven't got a striker in by the weekend then I think picking up a point would be brilliant.