Holden McGroin

I think Schar averages going down about 3 times per game.

Who is the co-commentator?

If Ruddy comes on before the Greek lad then we deserve to be investigated

I think they are listed on the sports page somewhere. You can definitely watch it. i just ditched now Tv last week and got sky sports on Virgin.

Sky+

Only on slow news days

We all know he is a two phone man. One for business, one for his bitchezzz.

Doesnt he just want to use his secret phone ? Rather than a different member?

you can just download it again from the new phone (I assume).

Gordon looked cooked on Saturday and Barnes had a bit more rest time. Keep AG10 fresh for Everton game - which I assume will be the striker role again.

Guess the team. Dubs Tino Krafu Kelly Hall Miggy Ciggy Bruno Willock Barnes Osulu (Maybe he sticks with Burn and plays Kelly LB) I think EH would have played Tonali instead of Bruno if fully fit.

0-0 Then 0-0 after regulation penalties. Sudden death. Anyones game. I wouldn't like to call it.

I bet the Joshua fight was full of it.

If he was tasked with doing an inane spreadsheet every Saturday at 3pm and im sure he'd nail it.

Not sure if thats tongue in cheek or not but he is letting a lot of fans down (that have paid a lot of money to travel to London) when he cant be arsed.

The majority of them have been awful. Gordons VISIBLE lack of fight this season which culminated v Fulham in a giant Rashford-esque couldn't-give-a-fuck performance was what pissed off some fans. Turns out Isak was playing with a broken toe so makes sense why he wasn't haring around ....and also the lack of press from the front.

Are you saying there was at least one homosexual player in the game yesterday? In fine tradition on the Internet, I suggest we start guessing until this snowballs out of control with wild rumours of vibrating phones up ring-pieces.

The feewwmmmmm.

Fuck that. I'd go in at £30m and say he'll be a free in 18 months. They've missed the boat on a big transfer fee.

This would be absolutely peak Spursy if they managed to blow this.

I reckon that’s a yellow. He slipped then just tried to trip him. im not moaning though. 3 game ban for the rat face.

Man Utd look fucking terrible. Spurs haven’t put this to bed yet so you can guess what’ll happen

Kelly Cates has lost a bit of timber. Looking hot. That’s what a divorce does for you

Burn is the first player to stop him scoring in the PL this season. On a side note I kept wondering would who win in a bare knuckle fight between Big Joe and Haaland.

Draw would be great but I do love it when Man Utd get a kicking (slightly more than I enjoy a Spurs kicking)