Holden McGroin

Recently have been noticing little bite marks on my body. Was just getting into bed last night and spotted this funny little bug which I then quashed. However, I woke up with another bite on my leg so there must be more of the little buggers. Bunged my bedclothes in the washer today but will that get rid of them?

He is probably shivering in the corner as his boss took away Internet access.

Chicken curry and muschroom fried rice. leftovers from last nights takeaway.

Cant see drowning being peaceful and dont intend to test it out!

I'm not worried by death. Just the process. Thats why I think the best way to go would be a plane crash. Instant death and you get a good ride down. Drowning is at the other end of the scale.

Can the mods make Patrokles his own music forum?

The Notebook: Soppy chick-flick gashness. Utterly forgetable.

Old age tbh. It'll get yah.

Suprise, suprise.

I'm liking the sound of that dessert. Good effort.

Keep this stuff coming. Im building myself up so I can have a wank in the toilet.... probably not wash my hands afterwards as well tbh.

I get them about twice a year. Good Saturday, pre-beer food.

I'm currently trying to eat loads of crap out my freezer in order to defrost so I had..................: 1 burger, 3 potato waffles, spaghetti hoops and garlic bread.

Like women.

Urrrghhh...more of an ice docker myself like.

Nah, the Pube Pizza on Dirty Sanchez was worse like. Aye, that was horrific.

You have it cushy mate. Get paid to post on the Internet. Do you work for the same company as Alex??? I know. I still detest getting up in the morning to have to come here though. I wish I did something I enjoyed. What did you expect when you took your accountancy degree, like????

You have it cushy mate. Get paid to post on the Internet. Do you work for the same company as Alex???

I often need to replenish after a vigorous wank and at some point probably not washed my hands... so in theory I have eaten a McGroin wank sandwich

Can you keep your gay fantasies to yourself please, you cleanliness freak!

How dirty is your cock by the way Gemmil or can you not control it and get piss all over your hands ? It's not a question of knob-cleanliness, you piss-drinker! It's a matter of personal hygiene - going to the bog is considered by most to be an act that requires your hands to be cleaned afterwards, because pissing, shitting and toilets in general are not the cleanest acts/places. You don't see things that way and then you try to point the finger at me as the weird one. Urgh! You smell! What exactly warrants a hand washing after taking a slash in a urinal without splashing apple juice on your hands?

How dirty is your cock by the way Gemmil or can you not control it and get piss all over your hands ?

wow... chillax.

Billy Maddison. Gash.

Good, ya fuckin' needed one.