Holden McGroin

The terminology from the BBC is very vague. They are saying he basically got sacked for flirting over text. No mention of any indecent images etc. Sounds like they are missing something out.

Jermaine Penas

i was strutting around Vegas pool party in all my hairy gloriousness. I noticed people were staring at me and some sniggering. I soon realised all Americans are shaved like new born babies and I was massively the odd one out.

Seems like Trips has made it his intention to leave for personal reasons and Howe has agreed to let him go and is planning without him.

He'll need the recovery pace for when he gets beat in the aerial dual. 😆

I wonder if the sell on clause is only for the initial fee? Otherwise they could just ask for £1m up front then an extra £14m as an add on bonus for (eg) walking through the front door. Sorted.

Im confused, is LTA called Ibrahim?

No, you have to be 5 foot 11 though..

It's perhaps one area we lacked at the back from last season. Schar, Burn and Trippier (and Botman looked sluggish after the injury) all aren't classed as quick players.

He might be okay next to Botman, mopping up anything with his pace. Does Schar win nothing in the air ( from the second graphic?) As suspected, Guehi is shite in the air.

I thought it was a game of two halves.

I'll be interested to see his aerial duels being a relative midget for a CB. Hopefully he can leap like Sir Les.

Our chief scout has finally revealed himself.

£5m loan fee will do.

I think he'd be a great signing but there has never been any strong links to him.

Not sure Mbeumo will be ruled out on height anyway. Trippier is 5'8, Lewis Hall is 5'9, Barnes is 5'9 and he still plays Miggy (5'9)

Guehi is apparently only 5'11 which is a midget for CB. (Officially he adds a fake inch on like all men do )

I didn't but the club did.

Tino gets a lot of niggles so we may need them.

Yes, best RB ive ever seen play for us. He'll no doubt do well for Everton for a season or 2. I just hope we sting them with a decent transfer fee after they mugged us off over DCL.

Aye, sounds like its a move to be closer to his kids and Eddie has decided to start the season as if he is leaving.

From the verge of Bayern to Everton within 6 months.

They’ve just spunked loads on pedro Neto for the RW.

We don't tend to go for players with their best years behind them on big wages so I can't see us showing any interest in this deal. I can't think of many others going in for him.

He is on £325k per week. Can’t see many picking that up.