Billy Castell

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/10506482.stm I would laugh if it was actually to happen. They could duet with the 'I'm so ronery' song from Team America.

Probably not your scene, but I prefer it to a bunch of people mumbling about how hard they are, what expensive consumer products they have and how many times they have sex with gardening equipment.

Fucking hell Kevin. Either you're acting an idiot, or you're a genuine moron. Look at the recent post with a youtube link.

Nor are Motorhead.

Since we have no codified constitution, we can knock one out that states no former lord or MP can stand. So there will be no President Blair. I'm a republican, as I believe that the royal family are a bunch of inbred tools who live in golden cages. Take that wanker Charles for example. He makes it business to interfere with that Chelsea Pensioner building or whatever it was, because it didn't suit his tastes, but continues to ruin Dorchester with the Poundbury abomination. The stupid cunt has this platform to spout off about architecture despite knowing fuck all about anything. Look at Poundbury, is a really shoddy theme park that looks like a provincial shopping centre, with all the mock turrets etc. Bedford's Harpur shopping centre. Apparently this is a fire station, in Poundbury. I've been round Dorchester a couple of times, and all the houses look like the kind of shit that comes out of a giant airfix kit. So ditch the monarchy, otherwise we'll all be living in twee, plastic noddy houses, and have no planning permission to put up a Sky dish or solar panels because the Prince is your landlord and says no. This is the case in Poundbury anyway.

Kevin is special though. The inside of the windows on his school bus are very clean. And when I saw that picture, I thought Kevin should sing along to this whilst tossing one off:

Obviously reading is not your strong point. I didn't state that I liked young girls anywhere in my last post, nor did I imply I did. Read it again Timmy Wigga.

I'm probably 10 years too old. These Disney teens are a case of "come back in 5 or 10 years time" for someone my age. I remember her dad having his one hit, and his massive mullet. Plus all the Disney stuff like Hannah Montana is commercial, happy clappy rubbish that makes me vomit. And the accents top it off. Still, I'd put Miley ahead of Amy Winehouse. I'd put almost any woman I'm not related to ahead of Amy Winehouse. I feel like I'm catching something looking at a photo of her. I never knew Tim Westwood liked young girls.....

And all your gangsta cred goes out the window. Not even Tim Westwood would want to talk to you. Bet you love Hanson too. I'll let you off with Selena Gomez, you're closer to her age, whereas I'm old enough to pull her, and then really feel like a paedo just thinking about it.

That's on a need to know basis Billy goat, you don't need to know that. Oh ho ho, how contrare my pedigree chum, I think you'll find that Kevin Jonas is married to a fox, and Nick Jonas is bonking the brains of Selena Gomez Fo' shizzle, Kevin G H double E out ! Kevin Jonas shags animals? And you think being likened to him is a good thing? And I've just looked up Selena Gomez. I'd feel a bit Paul Gaddish if I went there. So what wildlife, and which underage girls havee you shagged then Pimpmaster Flash? You think the Jonas brothers are cool .

You haven't been guilty of being the driver in a drive by shooting have you? The Jonas brothers, sexy? They're squeaky little virgin androids, produced in a disney genetics lab. Whatever floats your boat big boy. Just remember they're probably underage here, and definately underage there Gary.

Kevin, even if I was gay, I'd go for men, not the sort of teenager that attempts to grow a moustache to look old enough to buy some fags. This is how I imagine you: ( + ) X

I've let you down by not giving you kiddie porn? You loved me?

No, I do not watch child porn. I cannot provide you with child porn, as I wouldn't know where to find it. You're deflecting attention away from yourself, which means you liked one of my links.

Sorry, I cannot provide you with that sort of thing. One rule of the internet is: 'If it exists, there's a porn genre of it.' You're typing very well with one hand.

I thought you'd be into that sort of thing. I bet you're into this though.

Sounds like a person stopping you going to Ladbrokes to me.

ITV must never, ever host a world cup game again. Their coverage has been terrible, as highlighted by the match last night. Both their commentators are screaming syphilitic morons, but whichever sausage jockey was on on the 'Uruguay vs. Africa' match should get their P45. The patronising crap about all of Africa being behind Ghana just shows the colonial mentality of the commentator, by lumping all the African countries together, since blacks all look alike or whatever. Honestly, the drivel that ITV throw in our faces makes the vuvuzela drone appealing.

no it doesn't yes it does Vodka is like whiskey. The cheap shit gives you a hang over as you're drinking it, but real stuff os a lot easier to drink. Not that you and you're other social retards you call friends will ever appreciate that when you're on a park bench trying to finger some 15 year old slag. Come back to me when you learn proper grammar. And I never got a hangover in my life. Don't plan on either. You will Kevin. You will. Around your mid-twenties, you'll stop being invincible with booze. What's with all the gangsta business anyway? Are you Tim Westwood?

no it doesn't yes it does Vodka is like whiskey. The cheap shit gives you a hang over as you're drinking it, but real stuff os a lot easier to drink. Not that you and you're other social retards you call friends will ever appreciate that when you're on a park bench trying to finger some 15 year old slag.

You're such a cheap date Kevin.

I wonder what reaction I'd get if I lived in N.I. and I painted a mural on my house that was unrelated to secretatrianism in any way. Something like a jungle scene with various animals like Tapirs, or whatever. I never understood the need to have those marches myself. It's like going around saying "my ancestors killed your ancestors, 1-0." Anyway, I'd love someone to paint a big ronald McDonald on Kevin's house.

If you get sacked at McDonald's, do you get bummed by a giant syphilitic clown? Kevin gets punished by his boss for burning the chips. Again. Despite having a steady job, the girls don't fall for Kevin's pulling technique for some reason.

Fulham manager odds. As I write, Sven is favourite, but drifting out.