Billy Castell

I can imagine the scousers making a mix tape with that, 2Unlimited, Snow and that Star Trekking novelty sog in their mouldy council flats now.

Please do sign Banjoani, he gets to many links to Rovers for my liking . Martin Petrov is free, but then he'll probably want pretty big wages.

Who do they realistically want? This is all very Newcastlesque. I thinky they're pretty much fucked, at least they won some stuff on the way though. Dalglish apparently with Rush and Lee as the backroom staff. Some would be happy with Eriksson but others are saying that he doesn't manage in 'the Liverpool way'. It wasn't very welcomed when I suggested that perhaps it is the club that needs to change and play in a way that suits the manager. Believing in their own hype IYAM. The Liverpool way? Fucking hell they were happy with rafa until fairly recently and his style is one of the dullest going The only time they've played like Liverpool of the 70's and 80's in the last 20 years was a brief time under Roy Evans. The rest of it has been turgid defensive football in the main. Liverpool fans are the biggest wankers in world football, everything they've accused us of they are guilty of themselves. I would love to see them relegated. They should know their place. I find that fans who insist their club have a 'way' of playing or being managed are usually wankers. Spurs and West Ham are examples of this. They were amongst the people who laughed when Keegan returned a year or two ago, and now they seem to be getting someone who last managed them in an era when moustaches and shell suits were sort of fashionable, and Color Me Badd had their one hit. They'll be trying to vote for Neil Kinnock next.

I agree Renton. This is becoming silly. The longer it goes on, the more the scousers will make themselves look like you guys in the media. O'Neill's odds are drifting a bit, but I don't know why the red bin dippers should be so against Martin. Maybe he doesn't play the game the 'Liverpool way'

Kenny would probably be a disaster. He's been out of the game too long. Both he and Woy have shortening odds, but I'm not convinced either would be the right choice.

So stealing the identities of another country's citizens to kill someone in a 3rd country, building houses on land that has been forcefully repossesed by the state, building a wall in order to grab more land and using excessive military force at the drop of a hat is OK then? Hold on, I'm criticising Israel's actions. That must mean I am anti-Semitic, and love Nazis Just skimmed that article, and the last point Mr. Levy made was curious. He seems to suggest that democracies should stick together, and fight against dictatorships. Firstly, does that mean that since Britain is a democracy that we could have nuked China all this time? Secondly, did the Palestinians not vote for Hamas in recent elections? Typical Israeli Jewish victimhood bullshit. They have the power, they have the weapons, they have the powerful friends, and yet they are the victims. I'm surprised the Holocaust didn't get a mention. Or Rameses the Great.

Are those real? They look like Furbies.

I guess Kevin hasn't shown any MILFtastic pictures of his mum yet.

"Next week on That's Amazing, Bats. Are they really blind, or are they just taking the piss?"

Didn't the Jews thrash a few other tribes in the area and claim the land as their own? King Herod's ancestors is supposed to have been from such a tribe And were the Hittites Jewish, and the Assyrians? As for the 'worst genocide in history', what about the Armenians in the early 20th Century? Oh sorry they don't count do they? If we're talking numbers, then Stalin was far worse than Hitler, and did a spot of genocide himself. Once again I forget he doesn't count-he directed it against almost everyone, not just the Jews. One day, I'd love a US President to say bollocks to the 'Jewish Lobby' and put Israel under the scrutiny such a rouge state deserves. Either way, we should stop buying their products over the Dubai assasination alone.

Madness-One Step Beyond The Specials-Message to You Rudy Sepultura-Orgasmatron Muse-House of the Rising Sun Good choice Ant. Saw them do that at the V festival.

North Korea if the Famous Actors Guild succeed.

£1.1b of debt, and several failing business equals a whole truckload of shit. One crap season like Liverpool have just had, and we can probably see Man Utd. finished as a force or even out of business. They can't replace Ronaldo, Giggs etc. as they have no money, so the team on the pitch will slowly decline. Any manager with half a brain won't follow Ferguson when he retires/dies, as the debts will pile up, a number of the Glazers' other businesses start to go under, and they'll be following their greatest manager. Unless the Red Knights are just waiting for the Glazers to really feel the pinch and try again with a lower bid next year, I can't see how this will finish pleasantly for Man Utd.

I like Kermode, but the Danny Dyer hard man act is fucking crap. If it is an act, it makes him look like a right cunt and he should stop looking more ridiculous than Tim Westwood. If he's really likethat, he is Britain's biggest, thrush addled warty cunt.

that is true as far as jewish people in israel are concernd - my cousin had to travel to cyprus for her civil ceremony because she isn't religious. i'm not sure if the same applies to arabs that live there. even if it does, the country is a real democracy and so much more civilised - if you ask me - than the islamic dictatorships that surround it. lots of arabs live in israel because they can have a better quality of life - it is a western democracy and there are lots of job opportunities - that's despite the risks involved in living there. Of course, the fact that there is a democratic system is better than just about all the Arab countries, its just a shame the right wing loons have too much power. As I've never been there, I have the image that they are second class citizens due to their ethnicity, and are viewed with suspicion in the same way the Irish were when the IRA were at their worst. It may not be the case at all, I have never been to Israel. Since you are part Jewish, I'll ask another question. What's with the big curly sideburns the Orthodox Jews have? And that particular style of hat?

I wish it was Barnet in that case (where I was born).

Fucking hell. They look like bad 20/20 cricket kits. Perhaps they should be called the pink marmite miners instead of the blue bin dippers. I bet Alan Carr will come out. As an Everton fan.

Is it the case that the only legally recognised form of marriage in Israel is an Orthodox Jewish one? That doesn't sound very tolerant to me if true. And I believe the political structure is a unicameral chamber using the National List system of voting, which would give too much power to minority parties. In the case of Israel, that is the right wing Ultra-Orthodox extremist loons with the big hats who want the whole West Bank to be one big settlement.

Grant will be the dildo twins' best customer, as well as the manager.

He could have become your manager at one point if we had let him. I think it was when Sam was sacked. He's best operating on a limited budget, where he has to find hidden gems. He's not the sort who does best when the club has infinate money, and the demand for instant results. He dropped a bollock over Santa Cruz though (not that I'm complaining).

Hughes would be a great manager for Liverpool, and i think he's grown up enough to put the whole Man U thing to one side. Not sure about the fans though, who show themselves to be as bigger muppets than Gary Neville over that subject at times. Mark would have achieved what Mancini did at the Council House, but was sacked because of that cunt Gary Cook wanting a glamourous foreign name. He is a good manager who ballsed up by moving to Man City at the wrong time, when they were just removing Thakasin for some impatient Arab guys who don't have a clue about growing a club long term. Anyway, I thought you'd all like a laugh. This picture apparently shows the fans' reaction to Rafa's exit. And they say you Geordies get carried away............

If someone can find a clip of 'Jon Stewart's story hole' that can be put up here, it would be amusing.

Skybet has O'Neill and King Kenny as the two favourites, 6/4 and 5/2 respectively. William Hill has O'Neill (9/4), they Woy Hodgson (5/2) Paddypower has it Dalglish (9/4) then O'Neill (5/2). Sadly for for the Shadefruede Squad Ince is either 66/1 or 150/1. Keegan is as low as 12/1 at Ladbrokes. So if the bookies are right, it is between O'Neill, Dalglish and Woy. Whilst O'Neill may have been a bit off with Lerner recently, I can't see him going to Liverpool with the mess they're in. Dalglish is probably enjoying the golf course, and would be an odd choice given his long time away from the game. That leaves Woy, who may see it as a last shot at a 'big' club before he retires. I know who I'm hoping for.

You have a thing for Brandon Flowers Kevin. Any chance you'll give 10% of your earnings to this messageboard?

God, I hope not for your sake. Shola makes Jason Roberts look like Leo Messi. At least we can predict Brums tactics-long ball and crosses to Zigic and Carroll (if he signs)