Billy Castell

Chavalicious Kevin. You'll be the snappiest dresser at the dole office with those bad boys. P.S. A Nice Hat's Adidas jobs take me back to the early 90's when we had Reebok pumps and the other basketball shoes that were all the rage. Bet he still wears day glo slap bands.

Wrong. Please try again. Anchorman - Slightly humerous at times, at other times rather stupid - 7/10 ? I suppose that's the best we can hope from you. (Oh and it's humorous, but that really couldn't matter less.) 68 per cent of the time, Kevin's wrong all of the time. I agree with Kevin actually. There were good parts, but it was a pretty average film. It certainly is no Airplane. I prefered the NASCAR one Will Ferrell did.

I'm all for having a boring defence. I would dread to see Ryan Nelsen and Gael Givet attempt to play like Messi in the penalty area. There is no obligation for a 'lesser' team to attempt to play pretty football against a superior team, and if defensive stuff works, and they get a result, then they're doing well. I agree it can be boring though.

Would you do that legally Kevin, or just for this site's username? Could be worse, Craig could have changed it to: I'm a cuntish potato raper who sucks off Louis Walsh.

After this tournament, Terry should be removed from the team. He's becoming a cancerous presence, and thinks now he's not in the papers for poking some random bint any more he can do what he likes, and is bigger than the white shirt he wears. I reckon the papers should release the story about the 15 year old this Sunday.

No it's a website where inbreds from other clubs and towns which are 25% muslim can come on and abuse us for thinking we're a big club. My dad is from the North East, my mum is from Wales, and I was born in London. How does that make me inbred? As for the 'abuse', I was responding to a comment that my team were a 'little club' not worth anything when compared to the mighty Newcastle. But lets not get facts in the way of a misguided rant. Funny how you give it the big I am, bigging yourself up as some sort of Geordie Gene Hunt, when you're more like Gene Pitney. Anyway, about shoes. I tend to buy Duffs, as a lot of shoes and trainers keep slipping off my heels as I walk. And I quite liked the first pair on display, they reminded me of a pair I had as a kid. I'm not one for those pristine white jobs all the chavs wear though.

We need a purge of the big egos. Terry, Gerrard, Lampard and possibly Rooney should be dropped for a couple of qualifiers. They think they can just be able to walk, and get in the starting 11 regardless of form. Well, a few games out will show them that they are not the super stars whom the FA and the world owes something to. People will say 'the squad is weaker blah blah blah', but when have they really shown their club form in a major tournament? And if they go off and retire in a huff, then let them go and play with their Ferraris.

Fuck it, it only happens every 4 years. Well unless you count the Euros. Fuck it, it only happens every 2 years. Not a big fan of the African Cup of Nations are you? Fuck it, it doesn't happen THAT often Fuck it, it's sunny today. Fuck it, the day has a y in it.

Good Lord, is this toontastic, or Grazia magazine's website??

Was the plumber always round David's house then? I'd go for: Hart Johnson Terry Dawson A.Cole Barry Lennon Gerrard J. Cole Rooney Crouch No doubt that plank Heskey will be in the real starting 11.

Heroin?

How can I watch Stroke boy on transfer deadline day now? That is annoying, as it can be useful, whereas all the Sky channels are wank.

It's Bridlington Tom, you need something to numb the pain of being there!

The government gives money for booze to alcoholics? It's medication. Surprised they don't get a voucher for Diamond White. Am genuinely gob-smacked. Its not medication, its fucking retarded. It's not their fault, they're victims of society, man. Glad I'm not a British taxpayer, paying for an alcoholic's first bevvy of the day Sounds made up to me like. Probably is but I'd like to think it's true. Imagine going to the pub to fill your prescription! Seriously, this is true. My dad knew someone on it. He'd have a couple of cans at home, then be first in at a pub that opened around 8 for a quick pint. Then he would be there banging on the door of Weatherspoons, where he would stay until until about 3. He'd go home for a kip for a couple of hours, then be at the pub my dad went to around 5, half 5. And he had the cheek to have a go at my dad for closing his shop at 3 o'clock one day. At least my dad fucking worked. Compare that to my brother-in-law, who apparently isn't eligable for disability benefit when his job finishes, despite being blind. And by blind, I mean not having an eyeball in his head. He should get stuck into the cans of wife beater!

Sorry, but it had to be done.

That does not surprise me. I used to live in nearby Bridlington, and they are a right bunch of inbred pikeys. They're all on the fiddle with false disabilities, and get a beer allowance of £15 p/w if they're alcoholics. Honestly, I'd keep the burger van open, as it distracts them from their empty, pointless lives. What surprises me is that the police caught them. Those twats couldn't catch a cold.

I see it does not go up to 11. Can't be that loud then.

Felt like resurrecting this, as I've started to learn on my amazing blue acoustic gituar from the Sue Ryder shop. Give it a few years and I might manage My lovely Horse! If I was a practical (and wealthy) person, I'd love to make my own electric gituar. Sadly, if I did that, it would probably be rather............cubist.

Someone always has to go one better don't they? What next? dangling a child 200 metres above a series of flaming hoops that are decreasing in size, and letting the child fall into a swimming pool of electric eels? It's just sheer madness.

Paul has serious problems upstairs, and probably needs to be discreetly sectioned for his own good. I think he'll be dead before the next world cup. I do feel sorry for him every time this sort of thing happens.

Yeah that one 1968. Brilliant film. 8.8/10 Trying to 'find' the sequels now. Fantastic. 'Damn you all to hell'...etc.' I've seen the sequel with the weird psychic people who worship a nuclear missile, and the one with the scientist chimps going back to the 1970's. Don't remember any others. The one with the nuke was very odd.

Which one? I've seen the original with Carlton Heston, and thought it was great.

I've only been to the Exmouth/Exeter area, and Plymouth a couple of times. Plymouth isn't worth visiting. I worked with someone from Newquay, and he hated it as it was full of drunk pikeys and tourists. No jobs there either other than working in a pub.

Jack Daniels is terrible, with or without the coke. I disagree. I like whiskey/bourbon (sp?) and coke, but obviously a fancy brand like Glenlivet or the other ones beginning with 'Glen' would be a waste. As far as I'm concerned, JD/Jim Beam/Jameson's are made to be mixed, whilst the expensive stuff is to be on its own, and drunk by those who like fine whiskey. Personally, I cannot drink the stuff on its own at all. Its nearly as badas gin.