AgentAxeman

Hope its all ok TR. Will be thinking of you on Monday.

actually, Carr's been decent when ive seen him this season. Totally agree that Simpsons a better defender. I do however, think he is pretty wank when in possesion but the same could be said of an awful lot of FB/CB's

I know a lot of people will celebrate this.............. Thatcher

fucking hell, i think we should have a minimum age limit for this. made up 13yr old girls is a VERY niche market!!

this.

fuck me, what a pile of shite on that list!

the usual i guess, smoke & drink less and excercise more. probably last for all of 20 mins or so. mind you, i stuck to last years resolution not to eat giraffe so you never know!

Merry Christmas to one and all!! I've been soooooooooooo good this year i'm getting 2 bits of coal!!!

Got to be Traditional. this year we've got gammon, turkey, pork, 3 bird roast and a pheasant with all the trimmings. bit ott seeing as theres only gonna be 5 adults (maybe 6 if bro in law comes over) and 2 kids! Welcome to fat as fook land!!!

Wenger will want him to go to a team that plays football on the ground. thats us out then!

yep, thanks to global warming we now have a country immobilized beneath a couple o' foot of snow!! had on................. thats not right shirley??

so poor old Joe has ended up in the no.2 slot............ .........not for the 1st time i'm willing to wager!!

In a heartbeat.

Get something like CCleaner http://www.ccleaner.com/ if you HAVE to delete the files manually, this'll help the cleaning up process afterwards. in fact, get it anyway as it's really good (and its free!)

well tbf, i think we managed about 6 mins of football. its a start i suppose............. Good result although the performance was pretty pants. Collo was definately motm closely followed by Enrique who really does look a class above at this level. thought Simpson, Nolan and both strikers were canny poor even though both Shola and Harewood got a goal. it wasnt pretty but its still 3pts so...........

spot on! means nowt at the end of the day. but im still pleased that music written with integrity is the chrimbo no.1. TODAY - CHRIMBO No.1 TOMORROW - THE WORLD!!!1!!!111""!23213`1`!!!

simple answer = no if i'm wrong you can say "i told you so" at the end of the season!

just had a canny heavy 20 mins of it here in N.Shields.

is nothing sacred! Overweight Santa 'needs a makeover' Santa is a public health hazard - promoting obesity and drink-driving, experts have claimed. Santa is a public health hazard - promoting obesity and drink-driving, experts have claimed. Images of a fat, jolly and somewhat tipsy Father Christmas send out the wrong message and could damage millions of lives, they said. Instead of sitting back in his sleigh and breaking the speed limit, Santa should get off and walk or jog. Obese Santa also needs to swap the brandy and mince pies left out by hopeful children for carrots and celery sticks stolen from Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer. Dr Nathan Grills and illustrator Brendan Halyday, from Monash University in Melbourne, Australia, said the current image of Santa promotes obesity, drink-driving, speeding and a general unhealthy lifestyle. Santa's universal fame means he is used by companies around the globe to sell all kinds of products, including unhealthy foods, they went on. For example, there is very high awareness of Santa among young children - higher than the McDonald's fictional character, Ronald McDonald. Writing in the British Medical Journal (BMJ), the authors said Santa used to also sell cigarettes but that has now been banned. They went on to provide a full list of Santa's unhealthy behaviours, including encouraging fathers to step in and eat leftover mince pies, thereby expanding their own waistlines. With billions of homes to visit, Santa is also soon over the drink-driving limit due to too many brandies and sherries. The authors conclude there is a need for Santa to undergo an image overhaul - one that promotes healthy living. "We need to be aware that Santa has an ability to influence people, and especially children, towards unhealthy behaviour," they said. "Given Santa's universal appeal, and reasoning from a population health perspective, Santa needs to affect health by only 0.1% to damage millions of lives. We propose a new image for Santa to ensure that his influence on public health is a positive one." source : http://news.uk.msn.com/uk/articles.aspx?cp...entid=151404685

Whoops just realised ive put this in the NUFC forum. Can someone move it please. Ta! Watford Football Club stands on the brink of administration after asking for trading in their shares to be suspended this morning. The club's financial turmoil spilled into the boardroom yesterday when directors Jimmy and Vince Russo and Robin Williams told the club's AGM they were resigning with immediate effect. The club has now issued a statement to end trading of their shares on the Alternative Investment Market (AIM). "Pending resolution and clarification of their financial position, the company have requested that their shares be suspended from trading on AIM," a statement read. "In the event that a funding solution cannot be obtained then the company may have to be placed in administration. A further announcement will be made in due course." Related Links The Russos had already injected more than £4 million in loans from their company, Valley Grown Salad, however they have now demanded repayment by the end of business today. The move comes a fortnight after Jimmy Russo, the chairman, had lent Watford's holding company £1 million last month in order to keep the club going until December 22. Under the guidance of Graham Taylor, Watford rose from division four to finish second behind Liverpool during their first season in the top tier of English football in 1983. A year later they reached the FA Cup final, losing 2-0 to Everton. Reacting to the current crisis, Taylor admitted it was a "very crucial time in this club's future". "We have to face up to it, we are threatened with administration and the demand from Jimmy and Vince for their money to be returned will put us into administration," he told The Watford Observer. "I make no bones about saying that because that is a reality," he added. not looking good for them

i think the 1st song i bought was "I lost my heart to a starship trooper" by Sarah Brightman and Hot Gossip http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TL6MAyTXMRA 1st album erm....................... cant remember!!! was probably some dodgy disco compilation thing

killing in the name of - RATM

ha ha! canny! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2AYUqVNSsY...player_embedded