AgentAxeman

yup, same opinion as everyone else previously. good player.

Ok... You win. Btw, apart from having a face the would curdle milk, didn't she predict Ipswich would win the Championship while we would go down? She said Ipswitch would be promoted and that we would flirt with relegation iirc stupid bint...............

this. had some Venison steaks yesterday (£1.99 at morrisons). Yummy!!

I remember once opening the back door to about 5 ft of snow. That was fun!!! Twas maybe 1979 or 1980?? and we couldnt get out of the valley for 9days. Good job we had plenty of coal in the bunker!! tbh, i'm quite enjoying all this snow. course that might be something to do with me not having a job atm so i dont have to fight my way through it!

totally agree. we are fuckin desperate for some real pace in the team, and especially so in attack so why not?

true!

Mike Ashley

My thoughts exactly!

Well done Mr & Mrs (and little) Pud!! Congratulations!!

there you go Mike and Decca. Any of these would be fine............... "With the January sales well underway everyone is after a bargain - especially football managers. The transfer window is now open and bosses can talk to players who are out of contract in the summer and sign them on a pre-contract. In these austere times, managers will be eyeing up the freebies, so Sportsmail has selected a starting XI plus seven substitutes, should your club require an entirely new squad without spending a penny. The starting XI... David James (Portsmouth, 39) The most experienced goalkeeper in the Barclays Premier League is desperate to improve his chances of featuring at next summer's World Cup - which will mean a move away from Fratton Park. Wanted by: Tottenham, Birmingham, Burnley. Christoph Metzelder (Real Madrid, 29) The Germany international would bring a wealth of experience to the centre of any defence should it require shoring-up. He has only played two matches so far this term for Real Madrid and is resigned to leaving the Bernabeu in the summer. Wanted by: Everton, Stoke, Blackburn. Juliano Belletti (Chelsea, 33) The Brazilian has had to reinvent himself during the regime changes at Chelsea, so who’s to say he couldn’t do it again at another club? And which club wouldn’t want a World Cup and Champions League winner? Wanted by: Fuham, Benfica. Philippe Senderos (Arsenal, 24) The Swiss international hasn’t managed to establish himself in Arsene Wenger’s side but his recent loan-spell at AC Milan has convinced the centre-back of the need to move away from the Emirates to enjoy regular first team football. Wanted by: Bayern Munich, Sunderland Fabio Aurelio (Liverpool, 30) Liverpool’s Brazilian left-back enjoyed his first call-up to the international team earlier this year but talks have stalled on a new pay-as-you-play contract which has alerted a number of clubs to his availability. Wanted by: Manchester City, Valencia. Martin Petrov (Manchester City, 30) After prolonged absence through injury and then left out after the influx of new players in the summer, the Bulgaria winger is now beginning to show regular displays of his undoubted talent under the new Roberto Mancini regime. Wanted by: Tottenham Michael Ballack (Chelsea, 33) The Germany captain continues to show the willing and ability to put the hard yards in midfield, he can definitely still do it. However, his £120,000-a week wage demands would ward off all but the very richest of clubs. Wanted by: Bayern Munich Joe Cole (Chelsea, 28) Playing regularly again after a long lay-off with a knee injury, Cole is once more proving his doubters wrong. The creative midfielder has expressed his desire to stay at Chelsea but could the lure of a challenge elsewhere – plus great wages to go with it – draw him away? Wanted by: Tottenham, Manchester City Adam Johnson (Middlesbrough, 23) Man-of-the-moment on Teesside, Johnson is Boro’s top goalscorer and the England under 21 star has already been linked with a number of Premier League clubs. Gordon Strachan will have his work cut out to convince the winger that his future lies at the Riverside. Wanted by: Sunderland, Everton, Wigan Marouane Chamakh (Bordeaux, 25) The Morocco striker has been the on-off transfer talk of the past 12 months but his insistence on staying at Bordeaux – where he has six league goals this season – until the summer means it is certain he will leave as a free agent. Wanted by: Arsenal, Tottenham, Sunderland Ruud van Nistelrooy (Real Madrid, 33) He knows the Premier League inside out and is a proven scorer. The Dutch goal-master is being touted around by Real as his time at the Bernabeu comes to an end. Surely his 95 league goals in England must count for something? Wanted by: Tottenham, Manchester City, Liverpool Marouane Chamakh Ruud van Nistelrooy And on the bench... Joe Ledley (Cardfiff, 22) A product of Cardiff’s academy, Ledley has turned down recent contract offers from the Bluebirds, alerting several Premier League clubs to the industrious midfielder’s availability. Wanted by: Rangers, Birmingham, Wigan Tomas Rosicky (Arsenal, 29) The Czech international hasn’t had the best time at the Emirates with the injuries he has suffered but many clubs would love add him to their midfield. Wanted by: Aston Villa Jermaine Beckford (Leeds, 26) Leeds’ striker is in fine form once again in League One, his 16 strikes this term make him joint top goalscorer but he refused to shake manager Simon Grayson's hand when substituted against Southampton recently. Is he on his way out of the door? Wanted by: Middlesbrough, Newcastle, Wolves Morten Gamst Pedersen (Blackburn, 28) The Norwegian’s left foot is one of the best in the Premier League and his form over the past few years means that there would be a number of potential suitors should Sam Allardyce decide to cash in before he leaves on a free. Wanted by: Celtic, Birmingham Paul Scharner (Wigan, 29) The highly-rated midfielder has been Wigan’s most consistent performer over the past three years but may become a victim of Roberto Martinez’s need to raise funds to buy new players. A very useful utility man, should you need it. Wanted by: Fulham, Everton, Birmingham Louis Saha (Everton, 31) Has rediscovered his scoring touch with 10 goals in 17 appearances for the Toffees this season. Deadly when fit. Wanted by: Sunderland, Roma, Atletico Madrid and Bordeaux Adriano (Flamengo, 27) Give up the Samba life in Brazil to move to the Premier League? Adriano has a number of detractors to prove wrong after his acrimonious departure from Inter Milan, you can be sure he’ll score you goals... but what about the baggage that comes with him? Wanted by: West Ham, Tottenham" ...........maybe not!

Fuckin hell Fist, you've nicked my inventory!!!! you mean itinerary I happen to think he's rather a nice itinerary. whoops, really need to learn not to type when pissed!! wot a silly billy!!

Fuckin hell Fist, you've nicked my inventory!!!!

Hope its all ok TR. Will be thinking of you on Monday.

actually, Carr's been decent when ive seen him this season. Totally agree that Simpsons a better defender. I do however, think he is pretty wank when in possesion but the same could be said of an awful lot of FB/CB's

I know a lot of people will celebrate this.............. Thatcher

fucking hell, i think we should have a minimum age limit for this. made up 13yr old girls is a VERY niche market!!

this.

fuck me, what a pile of shite on that list!

the usual i guess, smoke & drink less and excercise more. probably last for all of 20 mins or so. mind you, i stuck to last years resolution not to eat giraffe so you never know!

Merry Christmas to one and all!! I've been soooooooooooo good this year i'm getting 2 bits of coal!!!

Got to be Traditional. this year we've got gammon, turkey, pork, 3 bird roast and a pheasant with all the trimmings. bit ott seeing as theres only gonna be 5 adults (maybe 6 if bro in law comes over) and 2 kids! Welcome to fat as fook land!!!

Wenger will want him to go to a team that plays football on the ground. thats us out then!

yep, thanks to global warming we now have a country immobilized beneath a couple o' foot of snow!! had on................. thats not right shirley??

so poor old Joe has ended up in the no.2 slot............ .........not for the 1st time i'm willing to wager!!