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"Wait a minute there, sir! Is that a legitimate, official Macron shirt?"

"So you're telling me there's stairs, I can tap the wall but I must still have three points of contact? Gee, you think of everything."

No foreign muck in my ears!

It's shut, they've been told to go to a sister restaurant away from whatever far right rabble there was and they're ok. I feel a bit better now. There was an email sent out but they didn't see it. Honestly, you couldn't make it up.

In a fantastic example of planning the bairns have a bottomless brunch appointment right where the far right are gathered in the bigg market. I had look on twitter about an hour ago and there was about 20 of them. Hundreds of anti RW on the opposite side near the rose and crown/lowther side.

Gemmill: "Mam, my ankle is killing me, can you help me, please, mam." Mam: "If you were a real patriotic man like that nice Tommy Robinson you'd have ran it off. Go woke, ankle broke."

Taylor or Glendenning?

You can tell the season is upon us.

SSN platforming Seb Coe platforming Man U getting a 100,000 stadium. Here fuck off, man. I wonder if they mentioned the £40m write off to avoid PSR which nobody else came remotely close to getting? Might as well call it MUTV.

"Eeeeee-Orrrrrrrr!"

Vich acshent didshu ushe?

Farage did you say?

Dave's lass hitting ewerk the builder before laying into Dave.....

Ewerk:

I'll stay out of this one.

Let's hope there's a few other prominent, internet RW cunts who join her.

"I have nothing to give to you yet, dearest, loyal punters. Stick in. Ryder and out."

There you go.

Looks like a canny kid you'd like to have a pint with.

I'm not bothering as I don't understand the rules but I think I would've called my team 'Kim's panties' from the Ronny Gill's Eldon Square league.