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I'll get back to this thread in a minute, I'm just taking my chance to win £30,000 of cash and a chance to win a ticket for the final by phoning 0898 4242 1966 on ITV's premium number phone line. It doesn't get any better than this!

I fancied England pre-KO and they're doing ok but despite what J69 says that's never a penalty as long as I've got a hole in my arse.

You're in good company......

Gabriel Clarke's patter is very Nicholas Witchell-esque in his England ITV reports.

It's all making sense now..... Absolutely, fucking mental on there. They can all link their DNA to the great Abby Normal from Young Frankenstein.

I didn't know you'd been in the Wallsend buffs before, Rob?

@Renton Saw your post earlier just as I was going back from my break. Nothing much more I can add to what everybody else has, the drink you'll sort out in the long run, (you've already made great strides), I just hope your family see you fighting this off and the missus can come to terms with it being just a lapse in your recovery and welcome you back in. Work should support you so fuck them.

NUFC sign a lass from the mackems for the lasses team: NUFC fans: MLFs:

Jings!

I reckon the winner of the tournament might just be from this semi final, just a hunch, like.

Great game and the commentator's talking utter shit when he really doesn't need to. I'd rather he just say the name's of whoever's on the ball and leave it at that and it would be a big improvement.

I bought the football Italia magazine just to see if there was adverts to buy a batistuta, as Roma shirt. It was the star trek style, tight as fuck shirt.

GallowgatedYP. Her other cup says, 'whadda ya think of sunlin?' on one side and says 'shit' on the other.

I watched a Turkish detective show last night, it was only on an hour and there was two people murdered. I'd have given the move a bit more thought if I was ASM or José.

1901.

There's an old reel of us playing Liverpool I think, turn of the 20th century and it must be one of the only photos/videos of the stand that preceded the West Stand. I'll see if I can find it.

I knew he was a massive drinker to steady himself but never knew about claiming the beer as tax relief.

🎵Hero! Hero! Hero!🎶

One of @ewerk American relatives over on a trip enjoying the traditional Irish music and bands. She's even got an Irish bracelet.

The whoppers who follow England don't help either. Beer dodging, Tory cunts.

'Didn't have magic beans, used tesco's beans instead.'

If the greens got the same media exposure that the Russian stooge did for as long as the useful stooge got they might be a lot closer to the lib dems than reform or ukip is/was.