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Norwich are massive underdogs in this game away to Liverpool but unlike the Ipswich v Maidstone game yesterday, the bloke on the mics voice raises more in excitement when Liverpool have a chance than the underdog. And they've just scored. Great game to put on this. Magic of the cup etc. join us at HT when Ian Rush and Kenny Dalglish will probably pick the balls out for the fifth round, Presenter: 'Can you pick a home tie for Liverpool, Ian?' [laughs all round] Rushie: 'lets hope so, good luck Liverpool!' [rattles balls] Rush: 'Number Six.' Presenter: 'Warm ball number six..... Liverpool! Liverpool will be home to....' [Rattles balls].... Dalglish: 'Number 12.' Presenter: 'Cold ball number twelve..... Leeds or Plymouth. Liverpool will entertain Leeds or Plymouth at home. Can Liverpool go all the way for Jürgen Klopp on his farewell season?' Oh well done Norwich! 👍 (Also showing how long it took to type this out on my phone).

I was watching it and as soon as it kicked off I knew these cunts would wheel out their mag battering fantasies out.

Didn't see any Mags showing themselves in the home end apart from the sixties, seventies, eighties and nineties. Still have never witnessed Sunderland fans grouped up in the home end at SJP ever.

Do we have a Mag anecdote about this sort of thing on RTG where a mag or mags get battered? Yes, yes we do. I wasn't 100% convinced I'd find one within literally seconds of going on there but against all odds I did....

From memory the place I remember having the best chance seeing bother in Shields road was Jacksons. Drop them off there while you nip out to the bookies or something?

'This is the Butcher's arms." "Did it used to be a butcher's?" "No it's always been a bar and someone will always got butchered at some point."

If it's in Hoults yard then you should take them on condition that you nip up to Shields Road before or after I'm sure they'll be fine.

Go on N.O. and ask them about it, I reckon some of them will be of an age to say where it is and what it's like? I've always said you can tell a Geordie's age by asking them the name of bars in the toon.

Never heard of it? Sounds shit. Sounds a shit night watching a shit 'event'. I'd book it for them, PL.

His profit is wiped out when you factor in all the monitors he bought for the house as he sits and looks at the shares.

Wonder who he was arguing with? "..... Was it a goal though? Was it a goal though? Was it a goal though? Was it a goal though?" [Silva storms out] "Aye, just as well he fucked off, anahhl."

If that was a Fulham defender and it hit his arm in a similar fashion no way would they give a penalty and the two clowns on the mic would say you can't give a pen for that I've no doubt.

ITV's commentary gantry at Craven Cottage when it wasn't disallowed....

Moonface Dixon fucking DEVASTATED about longstaff's goal not being disallowed.

100 years ago.....

Probably lives in Milton Keynes or somewhere like that as well.

Magedia.

Spoilers man, for fucks sake!

Spot the difference..... One's a cowboy outfit, the other is a wild west costume.

Club Stayatmant Alex Pritchard Dinnot tell us ya not a fan of the massive lads Alex Pritchard. Sunderland AFC did not argue with car salesman and insurance men, (our co-owners) to have you say ya dinnot want to play for us anymore. We didn't want you to play for us anyways. We will not be makking another futha stayatmant.

Watching the Ipswich v Maidstone game and can't help noticing Anthony Taylor flexing his muscles and booking a championship player for diving. Balls shrink to the size of a pea when he does Liverpool at anfield though.

Fucking hell, it gets worse.... What a twenty four carat cunt this lump of waste is.

This cunt, though.