Howmanheyman

"....so I asked him which club he was representing and he said 'Sunderland'! Hahahaha. I said to him, 'Do you not think I slummed it enough at Everton?' hahahaha."

Just keeping an eye in case it gets worse tbh. I was supposed to contact 'The Nash' yesterday about being a benefit sponger but obviously I couldn't. If ever there was a good time for a chinless wonder Tory MP to visit hospitals and talk to patients NOW'S THE TIME MOTHERFUCKER!

Canny day yesterday, been rough all weekend, go to see the doctor on my first official day as a person of unemployment, he tells me to go to hospital, I'm sitting waiting at the hospital and get an email about interview four of four I was in for and it was a KB like the other three, I'm then told they're keeping me in for a couple of nights and there's talk of dietary changes. I'm in the RVI if anyone wants to put me out of my misery? On the plus side..... Some of the doctors and nurses......

I thought this was a piss take on WhatsApp? First whiff of a derby in seven years and it's sack-the-manager-new-manager-bounce-for-Mags time. We won't be sacking Howe for this match for a reason, marras.

They're playing better than last year by a mile but couldn't finish their breakfasts, if we score first we win. I wouldn't want them getting the first, we need an easy game after playing Man Uni.....oh!

That hairstyle, last seen on Prince Adam in Eternia 1986.

Also, this derby..... ..... Same day* as Mrs HMHM's birthday. * Unless it's shifted for TV?

TAPDW

Suck it up tbh. Want to sort it? Be less shit.

If they got promoted instead, (I know, bear with me), they'd then have two opportunities to 'beat the mags'. (Or 38 chances of getting mullered which is more likely).

The fucking brass neck! Never mind the six in a row crack, they still bring up the 9-1 in the days before subs in 1908 where we actually won the title.

Hidden.

This never happened according to rtg and if it did they chinned the mags.

Magnificent.

@Meenzer DO YOU WEAR TIGHT LEATHER HOT PANTS? /NICK-KIELCE-POLAND

I'd write off catching Liverpool at the minute. Villa, Brighton and Spurs will be the ones we have to better, Liverpool aren't as good but they can't be worse than last year and aren't. Still a protected species as well don't forget?

I don't think they'll go OTT with this game tbh.....

I feel just a bit more comfortable taking them on without Carver, Pardew, or McClaren in the dugout tbh. Mowbray is about to be either deified or set alight in a wicker man by irate locals.... Wicker man it is then.

He was a fucking disgrace that day.

"Keith and exile want beheadings out there? Let's fucking give it to them."

Think so, the ref was so bad he eventually booked Cattermole I think it was by pointing at about five different locations around the pitch where he'd committed 100% yellow card tackles as if that was ok?

I'm sure they'll batter any fan going down there and let off with a scornful look any mag that looks down at their feet with embarrassment, shame and fear.