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I spent my honeymoon there unaware of the gay and Deutsch bit until I saw two German lads playfully splashing each other WITH WATER..... WITH WATER ok? and I remember remarking to wor lass 'Hold my Hands, Hans' in an authentic 1960s WWII film German accent. We loved it.

It was a top 3 PL clash. It isn't really for you. That game had a bit of everything really, a very sympathetic VAR which we simply don't have, it's amazingly flexible where it always has a get out of jail card when it wants, decides to look at stuff when it wants and vice versa and always has an subjective view when it wants and.....sacre bleu!...... usually goes the way of the club who'll have a manager and a compliant media crying holy hell if they have a lip on so timid refs keep themselves on the right side of the huff. Refs, we're fucked. However, we really need to put some of those chances away, even more so when we know there's a VAR intervention/non intervention around the corner. Hopefully it's a lesson learned and Man U getting beat despite another VAR non intervention in their favour means we breathe again. I'm also hoping there's a realisation in the NUFC hierarchy and a growing sense of injustice which urges them on ever further to fuck these all off. We're definitely playing with one hand tied behind our backs.

I managed to avoid it all easily enough but it obviously involves not watching the news or putting BBC on. In the days of catch up TV and iPlayers it's a bit easier to do or you just go out somewhere. The only downside is somehow I've managed to get mild sunburn on my sexy personal solar panel.

I'm not as confident in this one as I was for Man U and Spurs games for obvious reasons as they're a better side but saying that they're also worried about coming here with added pressure on them. I reckon the pressure might have slightly eased as they must know deep down it's probably over. No sloppy passes, everyone tracking, everyone finding the extra gear as we'll need it. It's a great opportunity to take a massive stride forward and also put a marker down that we're not that bad a side as well. This'll be my last match of the season attending and I've been to most of the homes, as long as we're undefeated for that I'll be happy in retrospect however I'll be plastering the walls with my own personal whitewash if we win.

His nose is too near his arse.

Richards reckons Liverpool haven't had much luck? I can't...... I just can't.......

Carra on the mic, dalglish's daughter presenting with ex-liverpool redknaap in the studio.

'That'll do! That'll do!'

Carra not sure if foul on Brentford player is a foul?

Are Liverpool players allowed to foul at will?

Carra not so keen to make an issue on Allison's time wasting it seems?

I love how sky have carragher on permanent Liverpool duty and Neville on permanent Man U commentary and don't seem to think it's a problem to anyone?

The sky commentary, 'only taken 18 minutes for the feel good factor to go' I'm not one to presume Leeds fans feelings but I'm guessing that being in a relegation fight with allardyce as your manager will have the feel good factors in pretty short supply around elland road?

One off dispensation because of the royal shite.

He could annoint himself.

Nice to see the Beastie Boys getting an invite.

Found it.....

I can't find it now but there was a fucking tremendous cartoon strip, (Viz?) ripping the piss out sad sacks like these where two men royal fans end up shagging a blow up doll with a royal mask on it.

I wonder how long it'll be before Nikel Faragescu is standing in front of a poster of Brits queuing to get into his homeland whilst pointing at it with a sad face?

It's already far cleaner apparently.

First the Excel time-in-motion stuff now this?

Imagine?

Who? Anyway, the friend is a female Romanian pharmacist who's told them the best places to go, so far they love it. They're in Cluj so if we get them in Europe it's good and it's cheap.

Eldest daughter and a couple of her mates having a few days away in........ Romania. Apparently the apartment is lush and so is where they're staying. Recommended by a friend they work with. Fair play for trying new places.