Howmanheyman

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RTG are going to love that, if only Ed could've hoyed in a 50,000 screaming Geordies line just to finish them off.

Their patter is on a par with fucking Gail Platt's the boring cunts.

Every fanbase has them but they've got a canny bit more than their fair share of sad sacks. Fuck them, the Duckworths, Kevin and Sally Webster.

Their manager had a mare on and off the pitch for this game, fuck all will be said by the same cunts who will even now go on about mind games about KK or if it's another manager of another club now. I'm sure if Eddie had as big a mare as Ten Slaag there'd have been Twit and Twat from the MSM asking if it was getting to him? Off the pitch, he gave the our lads a bit of extra motivation, his team's in game management and trying to slow us down was mercilessly slaughtered in the ground by our support and heard throughout the land by those who watched it but you'll not hear a peep out the mutv lot.

The fucks Catts, done, marra? FTM. (This reply was brought to you in the style of the fish if he was a mackem). (And in a feeling concise mood).

He's one of the players we would probably let go purely based on a good transfer fee until the money starts flowing in, we can't have a squad the size of Chelsea's or forest nor should we really want one, a transfer fee helps a more high priority position and could make the difference between buying three players to two players for example, happy to keep him if the pennies dropped, I think it has, but even then he's a bit erratic. Unfortunately you can't just collect footballers so if we want to buy, we're going to have to sell as well to generate the income and save on wages and it'll be more likely that someone will pay decent money for him than Hayden, Hendrick, Fraser etc.

Phenomenal stupidity and delusion from the founders of half the globe's football clubs.

Brittle cunt.

I'm saving that.

Didn't have personal bladder stream, used toilet's instead.

I won't see it but I hope some NUFC rep on sky is right now saying...... "How do you like them fucking apples?"

Likes a dance, though.

We could win, we could get beat but if anyone was more likely to inflict a hiding today I genuinely think it'll be us as I could see them collapsing quicker than us if it went pear shaped. Obviously be over the moon winning 1-0 in a shit game but we owe these cunts and not just for the final. It's about time we put them in their place in front of the MUTV presenters and pundits on sky and hopefully have some NUFC representative who's allowed an allocated comment at the end to say to them, 'How do you like them fucking apples, wor kid?'

The ref didn't give Anderson's goal and VAR thought there was enough for the ref to look again/pressurise the dickhead to disallow it. Honestly, it's a fucking joke and yes, I know it's the easily influenced officials who are making it that way.

For carefully selected clubs and managers.

Hahahaha, imagine us getting a penalty for that? And those stupid cunts think they're hard done by as well?

I'm as anxious as anyone for the new deals but we already have sponsorship so I'd have thought they'll come in the summer?

"....and I said to my wife, for serie a, we must go to Don Ciaoman." "What do you want me to do?" [Whispers inaudibly] "That I cannot do. If you had've come to me as a friend and asked me if he was any good then the information you want would yours this very day, but let's be frank, you didn't want my friendship, even though we all look at PLs GIFs drinking coffee. You came on this message board and you had a good time skiving at work and you didn't need a man like me, you went to your stat hipsters instead, but now you say, 'Don Ciaoman, give me his xG stats.' You don't show any respect." "Be my friend........ Godfather." "Very well. Ok, he's a canny player, I'd definitely have him in the side. For now, accept this serie a crack as a present on the day of my first day off till Tuesday."

Not one of the cunts has ever struck a bat in their lives apart from being absolute weirdos.

An oregano, a rosemary and a basil tried to get served late on but the barman said, 'sorry, thyme at the bar, please. Thyme at the bar'

I tried licking Roger Tames arse but nookie bear kept getting in my way whilst Roger was shouting every cliche known to man into a microphone, it would've been hard for me to do but meat and drink for Roger.

I first tried licking Doug Weatherall's arse but I couldn't see my way as the shadow was too big.

I, along with my mates, affectionately nicknamed Benny Kristensen the Mad Chef after the character from the Muppet show but we weren't in a bromance with the local sports media so got no credit whatsoever, if only we'd licked John Gibson or Alan Oliver's arse? Sad. 😟