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Tucked away in a BBC article.... ".....Manchester United, currently £1bn in debt, are yet to say how they plan to pay for the stadium."

Carragher keep trying to get into Bruno's head about confidence. Fuck off.

Like Asda they're happy to help.

9 mins injury time do we think?

Fucking hell, I heard our fans singing there, careful now.

Ferguson. I don't like this.

Still going on about a foul?

Get in Bruno, been our best player today, the bairns must be sleeping through the night now.

Big Joe if it's a shot.

Boils down to PSR this, 100%.

Three of our back four are like the old carlsberg advert with all the old England players with sir Bobby managing them.

If this is the best team we can put out we're going to have a very harrowing afternoon next week.

Bruno our best bet for creativity so far, Isak will be fucked second half with the lack of attacking spark around him.

When it comes to shooting he should've took up rugby the amount of times he skies it.

I'd be tempted to swap over trippier for tino but the idea of tripps having Barnes in front of him.....? Fuck that.

Barnes can be a great finisher but he's got no engine for a midfielder.

Pope doing his fifty pence foot impression.

Even ciggy blushed at that dive.

We've got one of those refs again.

Not even a fucking minute and we've had a let off, and fucking Alan Smith, the night nurse to put you to sleep on the mic.

The big question is will it be Alan Smith on the mic or Andy Hinchcliffe? The tension is really palpable waiting to find out.

"Here's Jamie talking to Arne Slot in an in-depth interview....." Next week: "Here's Gary Neville talking to Sir Jim Ratcliffe in an in-depth interview....." Next week: "....for the interview involving Dan Burn and Sean Longstaff with a YouTube kid who plays the kids game of 'guess who?' with the players head over to our YouTube channel."

'Free hit' almost always means and ends up 'certain defeat'. Liverpool are just a cunt of a team to play in a final anyway, even when they're shit they pull something out of their arse but at some point both clubs luck in finals has to change and we're going to need it to. Missed the beginning, but just hearing the sky ambassador for Merseyside talking is enough to make my teeth itch.

I think 6th and above gets the £20m fee, don't know if 7th downwards lowers the fee or gets them out of the deal all together? At a few points I noticed Juve players under pressure, particularly Locatelli who could've easily passed to him put stubbornly kept shielding the ball from the Atalanta twisting and turning rather than just passing to an unmarked and available Kelly. Wouldn't surprise me if they make him a scapegoat as they were all shit and I actually felt a bit sorry for the kid at the end. *Saw the missed second goal again and it wasn't anything to do with him but he had a poor game .

0-4! Vlohavic slipping and putting Atalanta on the break, Kelly stands off as lookman scores off him. Juventus look horrific and truly are the Man U of Italy. There'll be Italian lawyers getting calls during the night with faxes of the loan contract between us and juventus which they have to scrutinise for an escape clause.