Howmanheyman

If they'd scored another he would've still written his name in cloobs history just not the way he envisaged.

"That ice you're skating on is looking thin as fuck, believe you me. Consider this a warning, son."

I've watched loads of stuff from the final but I didn't watch look north, they live for watching it just for the fewel for their fewum.

Those two magpies that I was watching through the french doors yesterday in my garden then next doors roof, they were definitely an omen and were there for ages.

Did you infect slot's PC? Intended to only drink in the house after the match, had ten cans by the time celebrations had finished then called a pal who didn't go down to Wembley and headed over to the toon, got back bladdered and watched YouTube videos before hitting the sack at half four, thank fuck I put a holiday in last week just in case! I've made my own bank holiday. I hope they are.

Oooh it's been a good 52 years, like.

Disgraceful. Expected.

Unreal, I'm like a baby's arm holding an apple, so important we score first but these cunts aren't finished, btw, when rob lee scored I was about four rows down, a lot of the current mob not so much.

ITV or sky? It's like a toss up between gonorrhoea or hemorrhoids.

Have to say, the build up on TV has been few and far between. I swear to god I've seen more build up of a later game when we've played at two and the usual suspects are on at four.

Sitting in the house watching it, never thought that day would come for a NUFC final for at least another decade but here I am.

Real life was was more surreal than that, tbh.

I've finally cracked and cracked open a Charlie Chan. It's either going to be an early night or a messy one.

Fucking spoilers, man!

That insufferable cunt carragher will be doing co-comms today won't he? For balance he'll also have former Newcastle United defender Gary Neville alongside him. Sorry, Manchester United, not Newcastle United.

But they're not in the room with me now.

I've been looking at two magpies this morning through the french doors and they're still there now as I type this out.

Just saw a clip of sky news where the reporter was interviewing some fans, said only die hards classed the fairs cup as a trophy(?!?!) and then interviewed "superfan Adam Pearson" and the TV went off. RIP football.

I'm dreading it, I'm already getting psyched up by the thought of carragher and co and that's before I've even got to the match itself.

Fuck me, it'll tip them over the edge if we were to pull off a win tomorrow, the Coventry loss would be a diarrhoea sauce to go on a league cup shit sarnie for them.

A bit of fresh blood is more than welcome but I generally think the bar is higher on here than most places and no harm to the kid but he was a duck egg. Let's get more dazzlers and broken dolls than tim nice but dims.