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Looks like Rashford to Villa on loan. Interesting to see how that goes, can't see Emery putting up with a huffy player, might not be good news if he gets a tune out of him, gives others a break as well.

He's currently got wood.

".....and with their latest release, here's 'anthropomorphic rhinoceros' with 'Ray Stubbs final score'. Take it away."

"Ok Sandro, when you locate Roy Keane's arsehole you need to dive in till you locate Louise Taylor's feet, when you find them pull her back out via his rusty sheriff's badge, you might feel a bit resistance at the end when she clings on for dear life with her tongue. Buona fortuna, comandante!"

"Ok Sandy, when you dive in head towards the bottom and you'll come to what looks like a dead end but dive a bit more and there's an underwater tunnel, swim through the tunnel till you see a light above then head up to a small room, come out of the water and you'll see a lever, approach it head on then pull it down, this will then open the door that is locked, you'll have just enough time to go back the way you came before getting out the pool and jump through the now opened door before it slams shut. When you get through the door you'll be on the next level. You can do it, Sandy!"

I might leave when the realisation kicks in that it's not for me.

+1

Yeah, we know.

No less than £100m, definitely no less.

Being stuck in a lift with her and Glendenning....

Fish:

To his mate after saying that to you....

Love how he puts an extreme example of a knacker calling him racist to try and convince anyone sane watching that it could be those pesky fans over egging it. No Keith, you would've been better saying fuck all because the majority of fans have correctly called your employer out and also one of your colleagues and they were FUCKING SPOT ON.

Her two questions at the press conference today, fuck me! Asking Eddie about some Canadian women's coach getting done for using a drone to spy on opposition and also giving a great example herself at how to drone as the question went on and on, then after Eddie answering her concisely whilst trying not to laugh at her she follows it up with another monologue/question asking him if he thinks the coach he's never heard of in a story he's never heard of should be given another chance? Funny as fuck when after another concise answer basically saying he doesn't give a fuck either way the NUFC press officer asks journalists to keep the questions a little more brief so others can get a go. ( I understand his sentiment as my sister could talk a glass eye to sleep as well).

Let me know when you find out what it is?

NUFC's current powder situation....

The Alexander Isak thread this morning...

Ashley signings who couldn't be Eddie'd.

In the past you could've transferred a season ticket I'm positive, I think the chances of that still being allowed are nil.

I think there's zero chance we move out of the city centre, it's a SJP renovation or a kick up the arse from SJP new stadium if the latter is feasible it's a no brainer they go for it.

"Ah thought ah recognised the face, anyways, here's a headline ah did earlier about that time ah worked with the kid from Yorkshire ...."

If you can't smile at this.....

"Get onto our PIF contact, let's get a few disruptor bids in for Wood at Forest, Mitoma at Brighton and Kluivert at Bournemouth." "Should I add Garnacho at Man U or Rashford?" "Hahahahaha, let's not give Ratcliffe any false hope!"

"No one's, I say no one's bothered, man."